Colbert is very quick..I doubt many can hang with him impromptu for long.
America.
Fuck yeah.
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an example to all of us
What if you found a portal to a parallel universe? What if you could Slide into a thousand different worlds? Where it's the same year, and you're the same person, but everything else is different. And what if you can't find your way home?
http://www.salon.com/2013/03/08/geor..._great_artist/
George W. Bush’s art teacher says he’ll “go down in the history books as a great artist”![]()
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../20640166.htmlOSLO - A Norwegian kindergarten teacher was fired this week after she brought a vial of her own blood to class and allowed children to touch and taste it, the head teacher of the kindergarten said on Friday.
The teacher in Sola, on Norway’s western coast, brought in a blood sample that was taken earlier in the day and poured it on a plate for the children, aged between 3 and 6, to see.
“The children asked if they could touch it and she allowed them,” Inger Lise Soemme Andersen told Reuters. “Then they asked ’how do we get it off?’ so she put her finger in her mouth and the children followed suit.
“The parents are mortified, shaken and shocked.“
Soemme Andersen added that the teacher, a temporary employee, had been tested for AIDS and Hepatitis B following the incident. Results of the tests are not yet in, but authorities consider the risk of transmitting any infection very low.
“When God closes a door, he opens a dress.”
“When God closes a door, he opens a dress.”
I'd still slip her the length.
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http://www.complex.com/city-guide/20...yc-douchebags/
Which NYC douchebag are you?
Or rather which of you isn't the Murray Hill Bro Douche?
Pornstars without their makeup (SFW)
http://imgur.com/a/ynkv8
Some heartbreaking stuff.