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Post #101 by PPJ » Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:08 pm

One thing I like about iihf is that they have a point system that makes sense.
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Post #102 by PPJ » Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:10 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:Canada finishes third regardless of what happens here.



AHA! The reverse jinx worked!

'Rips off CCCP jersey to show canadian jersey underneath and stone cold stuns Chimera'
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Post #103 by Redden Punches Faces » Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:42 pm

looks like them good Canadian kids stayed up raping past curfew :shakeshead:
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Post #104 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:13 pm

Boy, team Canada really sucks balls this year.
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Post #105 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:14 pm

7am QF for Russia. *sigh*

Russophobia strikes again.
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Post #106 by edgar_dong » Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:29 pm

I didn't see today's game, but I feel comfortable declaring Virtanen the worst player to ever represent Canada at this level.
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Post #107 by CharlieGirl » Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:56 pm

Other than Konecny, I'm not sure there is a worst forward...
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Post #108 by PPJ » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:15 pm

edgar_dong wrote:I didn't see today's game, but I feel comfortable declaring Virtanen the worst player to ever represent Canada at this level.


But, he's in the LNH.

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Post #109 by edgar_dong » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:03 am

"What a morning...this morning." :coley_moley:
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Post #110 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:05 am

Russia in a troika of trouble here. Late stages of the game. Outshooting Danes 15-1 in the third.

More to come...
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Post #111 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:08 am

All tied up boys. 2-2 7:30 to go in the third.
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Post #112 by edgar_dong » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:11 am

What an insane sequence. Eh, _Chimé'? :donger:
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Post #113 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:12 am

IOh, my goodness! A fake slapshot! a rebound! A goal!!!!!!! 3-2 Danemarke/
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Post #114 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:15 am

I guess the bribes didn't come through
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Post #115 by edgar_dong » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:20 am

I love the butthurt in Gord's voice when hockey powers get the equalizer in games like this.
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Post #116 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:21 am

3-3!!!! 44 seconds remain. Russia has dodged a bullet.
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Post #117 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:22 am

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Post #118 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:22 am

Whatever shall happen in.....overtime?
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Post #119 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:30 am

Danes seem to enjoy turning it over in their own slot.
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Post #120 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:32 am

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Post #121 by edgar_dong » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:32 am

Vintage Provorov. Image
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Post #122 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:33 am

Provorovovich ends it. Sadly.
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Post #123 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:36 am

Any good streams, friends? Both cricfree and bosscast have crapped the bed this morning.

The only streams I can find right now are in some fruity language.
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Post #124 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:41 am

edgar_dong wrote:What an insane sequence. Eh, _Chimé'? :donger:


I don't know what you're talking about. Another 12-0 triumph for the Soviet Union.
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Post #125 by CharlieGirl » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:45 am

While I was kinda hoping for the underdog to win, watching Provorov for another game is fine with me. Also, Sergeev (why are they spelling his name with a "y" on his jersey?)
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Post #126 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:47 am

CharlieGirl wrote:Also, Sergeev (why are they spelling his name with a "y" on his jersey?)


They hate Russians.
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Post #127 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:48 am

I can't believe there isn't a single TSN stream on the entire web. Fuck Tim Berners Lee.
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Post #128 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:49 am

I can't stand this Swedish stream. All of them look like Orlando Bloom from Lord of the Rings and make weird medieval sounds.
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Post #130 by edgar_dong » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:04 am

No one told me Canada only has three 19 year-old forwards. Almost tempted to root for them. Image
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Post #131 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:13 am

Non-dogshit stream please. For anything.
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Post #132 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:15 am

This game has some pace.
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Post #133 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:16 am

Jesus Strome, show some dangle for a change.
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Post #134 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:17 am

scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post #135 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:18 am

The Finnish team is too young to win a medal, IMO.
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Post #136 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:20 am

If I ever have a son, I will force him to be a right-handed D.
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Post #137 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:22 am

McKeown with the PK save. Doesn't look good though, tbh.
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Post #138 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:27 am

scooooooooooooooooootess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Strome.
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Post #139 by Redden Punches Faces » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:27 am

Young Canadian bros jumping on the puck as though it's an drugged unconscious teenage girl out there! #herewego
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Post #140 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:27 am

As soon as Marner got off the ice.
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Post #141 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:28 am

Nice goal by Puljujarvi. His best.
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Post #142 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:29 am

Players I hate the most:

1) Strome - he obviously fucking sucks
2) Puljujarvi - overrated hack
3) Blackwood - stupid girlie first name
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Post #143 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:32 am

Strome looks like a toad. Someone please punch his face off his face.
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Post #144 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:33 am

Canadian country-strong boys ragdolling the Finns now.
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Post #145 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:41 am

These Finns suck some serious ass. Probably got wasted on New Year's eve like the hotel-trashing punks they are. Canadian boys cracking skulls as usual.

Edit: Finns score.
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Post #146 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:43 am

chiclet wrote:If I ever have a son, I will force him to be a right-handed D.


You should name him Hudson. "Boom Boom" Hudson.
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Post #147 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:46 am

This tournament always brings a smile to my face every Christmas. Knowing that so many of these kids will fail at life.
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Post #148 by CharlieGirl » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:47 am

Nice to see Konecny rewarded with a goal - the kid has been Canada's best forward.

This is the first time I've seen Team Canada look like they actually want to win.
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Post #149 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:48 am

Watching a ridiculous Russian stream. Announcers sound like a bunch of rowdy drunks. What has happened to the online streaming TSN used to do?
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Post #150 by chiclet » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:49 am

Dr_Chimera wrote:
chiclet wrote:If I ever have a son, I will force him to be a right-handed D.


You should name him Hudson. "Boom Boom" Hudson.


Do you know the fascinating tale of Henry Hudson? I'm thinking of writing a story about it.

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