7th Annual Steven Spott Memorial Coupe !(7, Anniversaire)

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Post #301 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:25 pm

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Dr_Chimera wrote:Found a magic lamp earlier today and a genie granted me a wish.

I'm a simple man and a devoted hockey fan - I don't need money or beautiful women. So I told the genie that all I wanted is for Team Canada fans to feel empty and unfulfilled after tonight's semifinal game.

The wish is coming true.

Hope you didn't have to give that "Genie" too many hand jobs to get your "wish"...


Hand jobs might just be in store for me. This Askarov KHL rookie card I also wished for isn't skyrocketing in value anytime soon.
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Post #302 by KesselsNut » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:26 pm

Fuck Russia and fuck putin and fuck fascism
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Post #303 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:54 pm

A little garbage time tally from Whitehorse’s Workhorse to further cement the Horcoff legacy at this tournament. Image
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Post #304 by chicpea » Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:11 pm

That Russia game reminded me of the gold medal match in Grand Forks (2005; beautiful new rink) except we didn't have Ovechkin faking a hand injury in the second period so he could leave his team high and dry to lose 6-1.
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Post #305 by chicpea » Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:55 pm

Shout out to IIHF.com for changing its entire game sheet web design on the ninth day of play.
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Post #306 by PredsFan77 » Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:49 pm

Well at least this game is entertaining
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Post #307 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:15 am

Disappointed I missed out on that finnish. : (
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Post #308 by chicpea » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:47 am

l e a d e r b o a r d


has been updated following the conclusion of Day 9's Semi-final contests.

Team Shaunathon has taken an obscene lead with 117 pts while Team Nicorette has jumped into a second place tie, further aggravating Team Chrimbus after a typical, clutch showing by the risible Russian squad, who will now return home to Chelyabinsk to play for their team The Tractors.

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Post #309 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:27 am

My day 9 points calculation is incorrect. Should be minimum seven.
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Post #310 by chicpea » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:06 am

Dr_Chimera wrote:My day 9 points calculation is incorrect. Should be minimum seven.


Honest error. Sorry.

edit: Also, this is not good.

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Post #311 by KesselsNut » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:27 pm

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Post #312 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:29 pm

fellas i have it on good authority the ruskies were given the sputnik before traveling over for the WJC. apparently some of the boys had some side effects that caused them to suck all tournament.
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Post #313 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:07 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:fellas i have it on good authority the ruskies were given the sputnik before traveling over for the WJC. apparently some of the boys had some side effects that caused them to suck all tournament.


They only got one dose. The second one makes you strong, like bear.
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Post #314 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:21 pm

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Post #315 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:01 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:The only thing I love more than seeing the Canadian National Junior Men’s Ice Hockey Club dominate a period is seeing the Canadian National Junior Men’s Ice Hockey Club choke.


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Post #316 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:01 pm

Guhle with the weak check.
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Post #317 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:11 pm

The hell is a "crease violation"?
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Post #318 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:27 pm

Die, team Canada, die.
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Post #319 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:33 pm

”The Spirit of Georgia was with them tonight.” :great_sieve_lolongo:
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Post #320 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:37 pm

Looking like the boys forgot to rehydrate, replenish, refuel.
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Post #321 by chicpea » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:44 pm

Canadian D looking very shaky vs the US forecheck. Like, terrified shaky.
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Post #322 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:44 pm

Tourigny is a shit coach. Haven't like any of his line juggling, and tonight he hasn't come with any game plan.
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Post #323 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:48 pm

The only line that looks good is Byfield's, and Mercer when he hits the ice. Canada needs to play size and physical vs the US, but right now the US is owning us at that game.
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Post #324 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:51 pm

MP wrote:Tourigny is a shit coach. Haven't like any of his line juggling, and tonight he hasn't come with any game plan.


The Steve Spott coaching tree.
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Post #325 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:54 pm

Knight is a real fucking goalie. Damn.
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Post #326 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:54 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:
MP wrote:Tourigny is a shit coach. Haven't like any of his line juggling, and tonight he hasn't come with any game plan.


The Steve Spott coaching tree.

My take is his pre game speech was: "this is the biggest game of your lives, just play your game and I'll be a NHL coach someday..."
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Post #327 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:55 pm

Fellas I have it on good authority the ruskie brought the sputnik with them to Canada, the second dose was stolen by team canada. They only got one dose so that’s why they sucked too.
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Post #328 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:58 pm

Watching team Canada lose is better than sex.
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Post #329 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:00 pm

So now the hits come..
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Post #330 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:31 pm

Art Kaliyev skates like Art Sex Design.
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Post #331 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:31 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:Art Kaliyev skates like Art Sex Design.

He skates like a gay man in a closet?
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Post #333 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:38 pm

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Post #334 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:39 pm

Give me a top line of: Cozens-Byfield-Mercer
And then put out: Perfetti-Newhook-Tomasino
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Post #336 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:50 pm

It’s funny how a matchup of two evenly matched teams in modern hockey (2015-present) just makes for a despicable display. They’re all too fast and too brainless, all atop an undersized playing surface.
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Post #337 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:50 pm

Tsk, tsk. Respect the referees. They're just doing their jobs.
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Post #338 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:52 pm

Well shit. Hopefully Tourigny never stands behind a bench again. Disgraceful. (Don Cherry would be rolling in his grave if he were dead.)
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Post #340 by KesselsNut » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:53 pm

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Post #341 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:53 pm

Are we sure this team still isn’t better than 2005?!
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Post #342 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:53 pm

Is this my birthday?
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Post #343 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:56 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:Is this my birthday?

Did Russia win?
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Post #344 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:56 pm

Let's cap off this awesome night with another rendition of 'Roots.'
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Post #345 by Honus Joglund » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:57 pm

Typical soft pussy Canadian junior hockey players of the early-middle-21st century.

This is what happens when you let David Branch, the enemy of Canadian hockey, give out 50-game suspensions for good, old-fashioned bodychecks that may or may not have targeted the head. Who cares? Let them play the Canadian way.
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Post #346 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:58 pm

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Post #347 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:58 pm

I want to drink their tears.
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Post #348 by MP » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:59 pm

Knight was hardly tested, yet player of the game. The US system kept everything to the outside. Kudos to the US coaching staff.
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Post #349 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:01 am

Cole Imperfetti.
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Post #350 by chicpea » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:03 am

The only upside I see is that updating the stats will be pretty easy tonight.

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