MH370 Hijacking

MP · Post #151 by MP » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:27 pm

AD wrote:MP, I strongly suggest changing your name back. This one is ruined now.

Also by calling me "MP" in your post, you are acknowledging its legitimacy.

MP · Post #152 by MP » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:31 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:Pffft... Ma'erfucker can't even defeat world hunger.

Now that's a bond plot. Evil villain "Wheat Finger" is foiled by trying to take over control of the world's wheat supply by patenting genetically modified seeds that are immune to a locus plague one unleashed on the world....

AD · Post #153 by AD » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:35 pm

MP wrote:Also by calling me "MP" in your post, you are acknowledging its legitimacy.

I called Masterplan "MP". I'm just doing that again.

PredsFan77 · Post #154 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:37 pm

It was bin laden.

MP · Post #155 by MP » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:38 pm

AD wrote:I called Masterplan "MP". I'm just doing that again.

Don't pull your fancy lawyer jive talkin' on me!

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #156 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:41 pm

dempsey_k wrote:Don't make him go back. He has no more plans. Now he's just the ECHL and MSNBC. Random letters split from their meaning. He has no more identity or meaning or penis. He's a lump of nothingness poured out of a fecal jet from Ron Eldard's hairy butthole that once was part of an ecosystem in a c-list actor's bung.

I haven't paid homage to Ronaldius Eldard in years, how did you remember his name? :stare:

MP · Post #157 by MP » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:41 pm

dempsey_k wrote:Don't make him go back. He has no more plans. Now he's just the ECHL and MSNBC. Random letters split from their meaning. He has no more identity or meaning or penis. He's a lump of nothingness poured out of a fecal jet from Ron Eldard's hairy butthole that once was part of an ecosystem in a c-list actor's bung.

wut?!

Cao · Post #158 by **Cao** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:46 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:Yeah we need more generic rock songs and more starving children!!

[RIGHT]Hello, hello
I'm at a place called Vertigo
It’s everything I wish I didn’t know
Except you give me something...
I can feel, feel[/RIGHT]

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #159 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:49 pm

Good clean radio rock.

AD · Post #160 by AD » Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:53 pm

Yeah. What do we call Mrs Plan now?

Craig · Post #161 by **Craig** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:05 pm

AD wrote:Yeah. What do we call Mrs Plan now?

Mrs. P.

mayoradamwest · Post #162 by **mayoradamwest** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:13 pm

Plan B.

Twitter bArt · Post #163 by **Twitter bArt** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:14 pm

AD wrote:Yeah. What do we call Mrs Plan now?

MMP

Cao · Post #164 by **Cao** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:35 pm

Twitter bArt · Post #165 by **Twitter bArt** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:48 pm

MP wrote:Mousseoque? I was pointing out that my script landing of a Boeing 777 on an aircraft carrier it plausible in the realm of Bond, and Dempsey was the one being the wet blanket.

A true Bondian will not engage in such drivel

PredsFan77 · Post #166 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:35 pm

I need to download the new version of Flight Sim then go freak some people out on vatsim doing circles over the indian ocean in a 777.

Twitter bArt · Post #167 by **Twitter bArt** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:17 pm

Malaysian authorities fianlly release information that the plane was carrying lithium-ion batteries that have spontaneously ignited on other flights

PredsFan77 · Post #168 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:47 pm

the problem with that theory is that the plane would've burned up pretty quickly if it was a lithium fire. it wouldn't have kept flying for another 6 hours.

Twitter bArt · Post #169 by **Twitter bArt** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:52 pm

goes to credibility your honor

Twitter bArt · Post #170 by **Twitter bArt** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:53 pm

they have also apparently released the last 54 minutes of communications between the cockpit and the tower.

senate · Post #171 by **senate** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:36 am

shredz · Post #172 by **shredz** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:39 am

China has new satellite images of one or more floating objects that could be related to missing Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, Malaysian Transport Minister Hishammuddin Hussein said Saturday.

"The news that I just received is that the Chinese ambassador received satellite image of floating objects in the southern corridor and they will be sending ships to verify," Hishammuddin told a news briefing in Kuala Lumpur.

It was not immediately clear how many possible objects had been spotted, but the minister said one was estimated at 22 metres by 30 metres (72 by 98 feet).

"The Beijing government will announce this in a couple of hours," he added.
The news came as Hishammuddin was in the middle of his daily press briefing on the search for MH370.

"This is coming to me as quick as you are seeing on TV right now," the minister said, adding that he was wrapping up the briefing early in order "to follow this lead".

Twitter bArt · Post #173 by **Twitter bArt** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:35 am

Has anybody thought of getting Eugene's crack CSI troupe on this

PredsFan77 · Post #174 by **PredsFan77** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:30 am

senate wrote:

Naked on her hols?

senate · Post #175 by **senate** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:30 pm

Wings aren't solid metal, they are largely hollow in the middle and either empty or full of jet fuel (which is lighter than water).

If the engines broke off the wing would be buoyant enough to float although eventually it will get full of water and sink.

The tail would also float until its interior was flooded.

PPJ · Post #176 by **PPJ** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:20 pm

mooseOAK wrote:Two weeks in what they say is a part of the ocean with strong currents and large waves should cause everything in the plane to fill with water.

Seats float. Eventually something should wash onto a shore somewhere.

chicpea · Post #177 by **chicpea** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:30 pm

I could easily lift a gold bar in one hand.

There goes your theory, MP.

PredsFan77 · Post #178 by **PredsFan77** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:28 pm

WHERE ARE OUR DRONES. FLY THEM OVER THERE AND INVESTIGATE.

senate · Post #179 by **senate** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:46 pm

mooseOAK wrote:Two weeks in what they say is a part of the ocean with strong currents and large waves should cause everything in the plane to fill with water.

The fuel reservoirs in the wings are designed to prevent and minimize leaks, especially in the event of a crash. Those design features that keep the fuel in could keep the water out. In theory at least. But you are right, it would be amazing if the ocean hadn't torn into the wings by now.

Macbeth · Post #180 by **Macbeth** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:56 pm

This is taking too long and they are losing my interest. :bert:

shredz · Post #181 by **shredz** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:03 pm

It's probably just Brodeur going for a swim anyway.

chicpea · Post #182 by **chicpea** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:32 pm

Everyone's looking for debris but if you re-arrange those letters you get brides and maybe more people should be looking for brides.

PredsFan77 · Post #183 by **PredsFan77** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:35 pm

E BIRDS

chicpea · Post #184 by **chicpea** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:48 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:E BIRDS

e birds is another word for drones

Twitter bArt · Post #185 by **Twitter bArt** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:56 pm

The Chinese have released the satellite video....looks legit to me

[video]http://fw.to/4UgGe9J[/video]

Craig · Post #186 by **Craig** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:58 pm

Artie wrote:The Chinese have released the satellite video....looks legit to me

[video]http://fw.to/4UgGe9J[/video]

Why did they take a video of a picture?

chicpea · Post #187 by **chicpea** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:00 pm

dempsey_k wrote:[vine]Mh2zll77xj3[/vine]

I presume that is Fox News? Outstanding.

chicpea · Post #188 by **chicpea** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:02 pm

Craig wrote:Why did they take a video of a picture?

Can't photoshop a video. :santadoge:

Twitter bArt · Post #189 by **Twitter bArt** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:03 pm

Craig wrote:Why did they take a video of a picture?

look I really don't feel like pissing off the Chinese and snubbing their help

shredz · Post #190 by **shredz** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:19 pm

chiclet wrote:I presume that is Fox News? Outstanding.

https://twitter.com/BillHemmer

Roenick follows him. :stare:

Twitter bArt · Post #191 by **Twitter bArt** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:33 pm

Filo, I'm surprised they haven't reached out to you yet. What with all your expertise on things that float

shredz · Post #192 by **shredz** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:48 pm

Now Australia has spotted something.

Australian Prime Minister: Civilian aircraft gets first direct sighting of debris found.

PredsFan77 · Post #193 by **PredsFan77** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:42 pm

Of what

shredz · Post #194 by **shredz** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:45 pm

http://www.roomeetimes.com/missing-flight-mh370-final-54-minutes-transcript-revealed.html

A wooden pallet among the debris.

PredsFan77 · Post #195 by **PredsFan77** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:50 pm

Wooden pallet? That's not as impressive. Most will be metal

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