Rob Ford: Scholar, Lover, Poet

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Rob Ford: Scholar, Lover, Poet

Post #1 by mayoradamwest » Wed May 21, 2014 11:19 pm

And so today, you do not walk alone. You gave to this world wonderful children. They didn’t live long lives, but they lived meaningful lives. (Well) Their lives were distressingly small in quantity, but glowingly large in quality. (Yeah) And no greater tribute can be paid to you as parents, and no greater epitaph can come to them as children, than where they died and what they were doing when they died. (Yeah) They did not die in the dives and dens of Birmingham (Yeah, Well), nor did they die discussing and listening to filthy jokes. (Yeah) They died between the sacred walls of the church of God (Yeah, Yes), and they were discussing the eternal meaning (Yes) of love. This stands out as a beautiful, beautiful thing for all generations. (Yes) Shakespeare had Horatio to say some beautiful words as he stood over the dead body of Hamlet. And today, as I stand over the remains of these beautiful, darling girls, I paraphrase the words of Shakespeare: (Yeah, Well): Good night, sweet princesses. Good night, those who symbolize a new day. (Yeah, Yes) And may the flight of angels (That’s right) take thee to thy eternal rest. God bless you Rob Ford.
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Post #2 by BcMathe » Wed May 21, 2014 11:49 pm

I'm taking notes.

Gonna make for a hell of a movie.
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Post #3 by Bernie Bernbaum » Wed May 28, 2014 8:47 am

Craig and others: Thoughts on Tory's SmartTrack proposal?
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Post #4 by Craig » Wed May 28, 2014 9:04 am

I'm out of the loop, but I can tell you i'm in favor of tracks and being smart.
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Post #5 by senate » Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:04 pm

I am disappointed that "MAYOR FORD" doesn't have exclamation points and wasn't written in either a sharpie or one of those multicolored pens with all the colours pushed down.

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Post #6 by senate » Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:01 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:Pfft... that motherfucker can't read or write.



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(Pictured above: one of Rob Ford's many "signatures".)[/CENTER]


I bet he holds his pen like this:

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Post #7 by habfan4 » Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:42 pm

Will there be a vbookie event on when Ford relapses?
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Post #8 by Craig » Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:47 pm

habfan4 wrote:Will there be a vbookie event on when Ford relapses?


Doesn't he normally go to the cottage to duck Pride? If that's still on the odds are pretty good it happens before he even makes it back to office.
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Post #9 by mayoradamwest » Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:05 am

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Post #10 by PPJ » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:52 pm

What's Craig according to the map?
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Post #11 by Craig » Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:59 pm

I'd be a Tiny Flagpolies.
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Post #12 by Bernie Bernbaum » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:46 pm

Craig wrote:I'd be a Tiny Flagpolies.


Why don't you go cry about it?

Wait, never mind, that's my job.
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Post #13 by PPJ » Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:54 am

Latest Forum Research poll:

Chow 34%
Ford 27%
Tory 24%

LOL!
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Post #14 by mayoradamwest » Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:17 am

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:Latest Forum Research poll:

Chow 34%
Ford 27%
Tory 24%

LOL!


he hasn't been in the news in weeks, it's a perfect campaign strategy.
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Post #15 by clawfirst » Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:28 am

Whoever lies to me the best about fixing traffic gets my vote.
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Post #16 by Craig » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:38 am

clawfirst wrote:Whoever lies to me the best about fixing traffic gets my vote.


So you want to jam Stintz too, eh?
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Post #17 by discostu » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:53 pm

Oh, to be a fly on the wall for a Rob Ford campaign strategy meeting.
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Post #18 by AD » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:29 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:They have those?


Stop asking silly questions and pass me the bong..
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Post #19 by PPJ » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:31 am

AD wrote:Stop asking silly questions and pass me the bong..


Beer, ribs, wings, a bong and a crack pipe.
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Post #20 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:55 pm

Transplanted Caper wrote:[YOUTUBE]9HY1lGZMT7c[/YOUTUBE]


Revolting hipster hat.
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Post #21 by mayoradamwest » Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:26 pm

Doug Ford: “Anybody who wants to make a quick buck maybe should be in the rock business.”



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Post #22 by mayoradamwest » Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:36 pm

@CityCynthia Mayor's staff tell me man chastised for kicking protestor was #robford sobriety coach not his comm dir.
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Post #23 by PPJ » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:19 pm

Thanks for making me spit coffee on my laptop MAW. I wanted a new one anyways.
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Post #24 by mayoradamwest » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:23 pm

Now I want a sobriety coach.
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Post #25 by Bernie Bernbaum » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:07 pm

I love this city but I hate this city.
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Post #26 by clawfirst » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:17 pm

racist....
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Post #28 by discostu » Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:49 pm

That article is very much how I envision how Rob Ford's eventual prison sentence will play out.
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Post #29 by mayoradamwest » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:54 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:Substance abusers: not a race.


Racist.
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Post #30 by WTF » Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:54 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:Substance abusers: not a race.


That's a somewhat loaded term. How about drunken crackheads? Do they constitute a race?
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Post #31 by AD » Thu Jul 10, 2014 7:48 am

WTF wrote:That's a somewhat loaded term. How about drunken crackheads? Do they constitute a race?


I bet you're loaded.
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Post #32 by PPJ » Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:15 am

WTF wrote:That's a somewhat loaded term. How about drunken crackheads? Do they constitute a race?


Subset of the Whitetrashiest race, closely related to the trailerpark subset.
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Post #33 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:45 am

Yeah, I don't think too many normal people immediately associate crack with anyone other than the coloureds, fellas.
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Post #34 by mayoradamwest » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:31 am

it's also illiterate.
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Post #35 by senate » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:59 am

One of the reasons for racism is that putting down others makes a person feel better about themself. So, it's sort of like getting high on hate. Which would make racism a drug and racists drug addicts. Ipso facto, Doug Ford is being racist against drug addicts by saying that they are racist against drug addicts.
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Post #36 by Ernie » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:09 pm

Chick who was banging RoFo in rehab says she met DoFo. DoFO says she's a liar. Drama!
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Post #37 by senate » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:26 pm

You can be racist against liars too.

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