Robots will replace us all (including Habs Broads talking nonesense about Costco)

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Robots will replace us all (including Habs Broads talking nonesense about Costco)

Post #1 by RTWAP » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:19 am

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Pretty scary future, if we're not ready for it.
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Post #2 by AD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:54 am

Interesting stuff, and should get us back on the discussion of a universal minimum salary for all.
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Post #3 by mayoradamwest » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:00 am

I'm in the camp that believes robots taking our jobs is inevitable.
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Post #4 by Artie » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:00 am

gives us more time to post
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

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Post #5 by mayoradamwest » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:04 am

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Post #6 by Dog » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:09 am

I'd like to see robots replicating our brilliance.








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Post #7 by AD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:13 am

Wake me up when we get a few prostitute robots to do all the sexy dirty things we want.

Edit: I'm serious, I'm gonna go take a nap. Wake me up when Vanessa the Vixen is ready.
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Post #9 by mayoradamwest » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:29 am

The thing that will save a lot of jobs is the pure stupidity of people who can't figure out how to use a touch screen. McDonald's doesn't need anyone really, but I'm not sure they'll be able to program a computer to deal with the absolute asininity.
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Post #10 by AD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:32 am

mayoradamwest wrote:The thing that will save a lot of jobs is the pure stupidity of people who can't figure out how to use a touch screen. McDonald's doesn't need anyone really, but I'm not sure they'll be able to program a computer to deal with the absolute asininity.


Speaking of stupidity. You didn't think that one through did ya big guy.










3 words: voice recognition software.
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Post #11 by mayoradamwest » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:36 am

AD wrote:Speaking of stupidity. You didn't think that one through did ya big guy.


3 words: voice recognition software.


The people are also often unintelligible and so wholly irrational that I've got my doubts if it'll work. I suppose it's possible, but I'm speaking from my own experience when I say even the most brilliant minds may not be able to deal with it.

I worked at McDonald's as a teenager. I once got a complaint because I was singing Enrique Iglesias' "Hero" too loudly from the kitchen (it was on the McRadio on loop, playing roughly once an hour.) Unfortunately, they would not let me be their hero.
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Post #12 by AD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:48 am

We should list broads by speed of which their profession will be made extinct.

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Post #13 by mayoradamwest » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:53 am

How do you know what I do? Even I don't know that.
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Post #14 by AD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:55 am

mayoradamwest wrote:How do you know what I do? Even I don't know that.


Well there you go.

Edit: I thought you organised things in logical ways to help other people organize, file, find and learn things. Surely a computer can do that better and quicker no?
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Post #15 by AD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:56 am

In fact, now that I read the description of what I think you do, I'm thinking you could already be a robot.

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Post #17 by NyQuil » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:58 am

I just assumed that everyone on this site is a bot.
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Post #18 by Dog » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:06 am

How do you figure my job gets axed before yours?

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Post #19 by Dog » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:07 am

mayoradamwest wrote:I was singing Enrique Iglesias' "Hero" too loudly


MAW GAWD!
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Post #20 by NyQuil » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:14 am

I'm not on the list at all which means that AD has correctly surmised that I am not a human being.

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Post #21 by mayoradamwest » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:15 am

Dog wrote:MAW GAWD!


[SIZE="1"]Let me be your hero. [/size]
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Post #22 by AD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:17 am

Dog wrote:How do you figure my job gets axed before yours?

:squint:


I think the international crime and corruption robots will be invented a few months after the shit company financing robots.
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Post #23 by NyQuil » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:18 am

I'm pretty sure we already have a robot that can sing Enrique Iglesias.
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Post #24 by Dog » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:21 am

AD wrote:I think the international crime and corruption robots will be invented a few months after the shit company financing robots.


We'd probably finance the company that makes the robots that replaces us.

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Post #25 by Dog » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:23 am

Dog wrote:We'd probably finance the company that makes the robots that replaces us.

:why:


And then sit pretty in the Bahamas on our guaranteed minimum income living the life (serving our robot masters).
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Post #26 by Craig » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:26 am

The day robots do my job, Humanity has lost. Or won, but either way none of us will have to worry about work ever again.
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Post #27 by NyQuil » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:28 am

Craig wrote:The day robots do my job, Humanity has lost. Or won, but either way none of us will have to worry about work ever again.


Are you a robot designer?
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Post #28 by Dog » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:30 am

NyQuil wrote:Are you a robot designer?


One day, we will go back in time to kill greg.
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Post #29 by Craig » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:31 am

NyQuil wrote:Are you a robot designer?


Programmer. I mean no, I don't program robots, but in general terms I just mean when the robots learn to program themselves, they don't need us for anything any more.
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Post #30 by NyQuil » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:33 am

Craig wrote:Programmer. I mean no, I don't program robots, but in general terms I just mean when the robots learn to program themselves, they don't need us for anything any more.


So that was a pretty good guess on my part.
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Post #31 by Artie » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:35 am

AD wrote:We should list broads by speed of which their profession will be made extinct.

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a few on that list will not live long enough for robots to replace them
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



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Post #32 by Artie » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:36 am

Artie wrote:a few on that list will not live long enough for robots to replace them


:paranoid:
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #33 by Dog » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:42 am

Poor mcphee.

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Post #34 by PPJ » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:46 am

AD wrote:We should list broads by speed of which their profession will be made extinct.

Mcphee
MAW
Artie
'Twap
Ice
Craig
PPJ
#D
Fido
AD
Mumu
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I've already created macros that do my job for me, letting me spend hours upon hours on the internet. Haven't told anybody yet though. Don't plan on it either, since my company would own them if I ever tried to sell them, I think.
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Post #35 by IcE ColD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:05 pm

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:I've already created macros that do my job for me, letting me spend hours upon hours on the internet. Haven't told anybody yet though. Don't plan on it either, since my company would own them if I ever tried to sell them, I think.


Wait, that's not normal to do that??
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Post #36 by PPJ » Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:55 pm

Shit, with the use of these Macros, even somebody like Mumu could do my job.
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Post #37 by IcE ColD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:00 pm

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:Shit, with the use of these Macros, even somebody like Mumu could do my job.


No no no, you still need to be there to address the situation where those macros to crash!
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Post #38 by NyQuil » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:11 pm

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Post #39 by AD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:16 pm

dempsey_k wrote:Oh.

Another Habs Broads confab.


No no no. MAW and NyQuil are involved.
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Post #40 by NyQuil » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:23 pm

AD wrote:No no no. MAW and NyQuil are involved.


The Ottawa broad is kind of like a suburb of the Montreal broad.

A clean, friendly and well-organized and managed suburb.
















A tepid, soulless and unremarkable place that slowly, inevitably and irrevocably crushes the free spirit of every man, woman and child within its functionally appropriate grasp.
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Post #41 by IcE ColD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:25 pm

We still have that effect after 5 years, man we're good.
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Post #42 by Dog » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:32 pm

NyQuil wrote:The Ottawa broad is kind of like a suburb of the Montreal broad.

A clean, friendly and well-organized and managed suburb.

A tepid, soulless and unremarkable place that slowly, inevitably and irrevocably crushes the free spirit of every man, woman and child within its functionally appropriate grasp.


When I was a student, I worked at a bank's compensation center. For some reason, I'd always get large quantities of stuff from the Costco in Kanata. The Costco in Kanata. Think about that some more, the Costco in Kanata. The image of such a place created a profound and lasting impression on the young pup that I was. I knew there and then what I wanted from life.
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Post #43 by NyQuil » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:37 pm

Dog wrote:I knew there and then what I wanted from life.


Massive containers of ketchup, mustard and relish in one easy-to-carry handypack.

What a time to be alive.
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Post #44 by Dog » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:39 pm

NyQuil wrote:Massive containers of ketchup, mustard and relish in one easy-to-carry handypack.

What a time to be alive.


I achieved my dream several years latter when we bought our house in a clean new development in the middle of nowhere just outside Montreal, a stones throw away from a shiny new Costco.

I am a winner at life.
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Post #45 by AD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:45 pm

Dog wrote:I achieved my dream several years latter when we bought our house in a clean new development in the middle of nowhere just outside Montreal, a stones throw away from a shiny new Costco.

I am a winner at life.


You know, you can still live downtown and go to Costco. I go to the one near the Victoria bridge whenever I need 24 rolls of toilet paper or need to fill up my propane (fuck you if say plogué s'a maison).
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Post #46 by Dog » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:46 pm

AD wrote:You know, you can still live downtown and go to Costco. I go to the one near the Victoria bridge whenever I need 24 rolls of toilet paper or need to fill up my propane (fuck you if say plogué s'a maison).


That's not your Costco. Just a Costco you go to.
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Post #47 by NyQuil » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:52 pm

Yeah so, human labour is still pretty cheap.

Not seeing it all disappearing any time soon.
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Post #48 by AD » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:54 pm

NyQuil wrote:Yeah so, human labour is still pretty cheap.

Not seeing it all disappearing any time soon.


Human labour is slowly getting more expensive.

But more importantly, robot/software labour is quickly getting cheaper.

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