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Post #1 by Mufasa » Fri Oct 31, 2014 10:17 am

My ex-best friend is still banging my ex-girlfriend but I decided to forgive them.
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Post #2 by Bernie Bernbaum » Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:06 am

One reply and this thread already depresses me.
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Post #3 by Dog » Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:43 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:The world can be a cruel and unforgiving place. Shit's messed up: Ebola, Russia, ISIS, Jeb Bush potentially running for President, the list goes on.

I thought it would be nice to have our very own "happy place" that we can go when the world is bumming us out.

I'd like to kick this off with an underdog story: http://www.macleans.ca/education/university/field-of-dreams-one-students-story-of-survival-against-all-odds/

Enjoy, folks.


This story is better -albeit i didn't really read yours.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/23/us/from-a-rwandan-dump-to-the-halls-of-harvard.html?_r=0
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Post #4 by mcphee » Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:23 pm

My knees aren't really throbbing today. Just mildly sore. I carved a jack o lantern. Didn't go after a family member while I had the knife out.

A good day
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Post #5 by Murphy » Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:36 pm

mcphee wrote:My knees aren't really throbbing today. Just mildly sore. I carved a jack o lantern. Didn't go after a family member while I had the knife out.

A good day


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
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Post #6 by PredsFan77 » Fri Oct 31, 2014 5:40 pm

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This one's optimistic
This one went to market
This one just came out of the swamp
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If you try the best you can
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Post #7 by PPJ » Fri Oct 31, 2014 10:46 pm

Mufasa wrote:My ex-best friend is still banging my ex-girlfriend but I decided to forgive them.


You a good mens Mumu.
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Post #8 by Slick Nick » Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:06 am

Suicide was still not an option today.
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Post #9 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Nov 01, 2014 2:03 am

I feel great.
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Post #10 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Nov 01, 2014 2:22 am

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Post #11 by Mufasa » Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:10 am

I faped to a women for the first time in months.
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"Don't be afraid, those are mens, just like us" - Piton Ruelle

Beaker wrote:I publiclay apologies to Mumu.
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Post #12 by PPJ » Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:41 pm

My 1 and a half year old popped a 2 year old that stole a toy from him today. The kid cried and ran to his mommy.
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Post #13 by PPJ » Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:54 pm

Big#D wrote:so, you're saying he's a typical porto then?


Typical Porto would have been the theif, but would have kicked the kid in the nuts before stealing the toy.
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Post #14 by mayoradamwest » Mon Nov 03, 2014 6:40 pm

Lena Dunham has a great relationship with her sister 8)

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