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Schultzy

Post #1 by chicpea » Wed May 06, 2015 11:01 pm

Hi there,

I am very interested in a young lad. His name is Schultzy. He is not slender, nor is he of hook-nosed facade. It is some sort of Roman-Asiatix mincture. He has muscles - this much we all agree upon. His hair is three steps less than immaculate and his skin is prone to blemish. His parents are of that special, dying class who "Wish him well." He eats very quickly, much like he skates, but is prone to sharing his food with birds or with people beside him in diners. He has forty pairs of rugby pants and he wears them with elastics around both the crucial joints of ankles and knees. That is, he is a ribbed man. His neck is like a tube of melted ham stuffed into a used bridal veil, and when he breathes, his veins force from it vows that were seldom kept. He shoots right.
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Post #2 by Hooker » Wed May 06, 2015 11:07 pm

You selling iPhones?
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Post #3 by PredsFan77 » Thu May 07, 2015 6:38 am

Sounds like a queer
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Post #4 by mcphee » Thu May 07, 2015 9:09 am

chiclet wrote:Hi there,

I am very interested in a young lad. His name is Schultzy. He is not slender, nor is he of hook-nosed facade. It is some sort of Roman-Asiatix mincture. He has muscles - this much we all agree upon. His hair is three steps less than immaculate and his skin is prone to blemish. His parents are of that special, dying class who "Wish him well." He eats very quickly, much like he skates, but is prone to sharing his food with birds or with people beside him in diners. He has forty pairs of rugby pants and he wears them with elastics around both the crucial joints of ankles and knees. That is, he is a ribbed man. His neck is like a tube of melted ham stuffed into a used bridal veil, and when he breathes, his veins force from it vows that were seldom kept. He shoots right.


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