GDT: THE PROPER STANLEY CUP FINAL AS WE ONCE KNEW IT - New York Rangers & Tampa Bay Jerk Off Motions

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Poll ended at Sat May 30, 2015 3:41 am

Tampa in 4
0
No votes
Tampa in 5
1
9%
Tampa in 6
0
No votes
Tampa in 7
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9%
NY in 4
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No votes
NY in 5
1
9%
NY in 6
2
18%
NY in 7
3
27%
This prolly really sucks for people from NJ
1
9%
Vaclav Prospal
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18%
 
Total votes: 11
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Post #101 by MonkeyWrench » Fri May 22, 2015 10:38 pm

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Post #102 by Twitter bArt » Fri May 22, 2015 10:52 pm

What the fuck was that from the Blue and White
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

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Post #103 by MonkeyWrench » Fri May 22, 2015 11:14 pm

Artie wrote:What the fuck was that from the Blue and White


Stammer showing his 'true' colours
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Post #104 by klingsor » Sat May 23, 2015 8:06 am

Am I the only one who thinks that the Discover commercials are uber-obnoxious?

I'd like to do some painful and permanent damage on the assholes that are responsible for them.
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Post #105 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 24, 2015 8:19 pm

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First shift McDonagh turns it over to Triplets and Johnson just misses a backhand wide after a tic-tic-toe

can't believe how everything habs is having problems with TB this year
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #106 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun May 24, 2015 8:43 pm

Hockey Hall of Fame broadcaster Glenn "Heals" Healy with a spot-on impression of Lawrence David. :mkbét:
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Post #107 by PredsFan77 » Sun May 24, 2015 9:15 pm

Someone keep me up to date on the red eye to the east coast tonight
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Post #108 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun May 24, 2015 9:17 pm

Just learning that little pogue Stepan is 24 not 34. :mcphee:
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Post #109 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 24, 2015 9:22 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:Someone keep me up to date on the red eye to the east coast tonight


lots of turnovers by both teams

goalies coming up big

shit show for the most part
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #110 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun May 24, 2015 9:24 pm

Carle has got to be the stupidest retard in the league.
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Post #111 by NyQuil » Sun May 24, 2015 9:27 pm

Once again we are subjected to Jim Hughson saying "FEEEEEL-POOOLA" as if he's having a rectal orgasm every time he says it.
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Post #112 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 24, 2015 9:30 pm

As Don Cherry would say, Valeri Flipilulla scores for the Lightning and it is 1-0
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #113 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun May 24, 2015 9:33 pm

Is that Anton Stralman or vintage Eric Desjardins? :stare:
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Post #114 by AD » Sun May 24, 2015 9:35 pm

The Stralman trade was the one that ended Transported Upstater's internet career. :(
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Post #115 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 24, 2015 9:40 pm

Tampa Bay is now tampa baying the Rangers

2-0 on some pretty tic tac toe passing
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #116 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 24, 2015 9:41 pm

AD wrote:The Stralman trade was the one that ended Transported Upstater's internet career. :(


who
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #117 by PredsFan77 » Sun May 24, 2015 9:43 pm

Is the series 2-2?
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Post #118 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 24, 2015 9:46 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:Is the series 2-2?


barely
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #119 by PredsFan77 » Sun May 24, 2015 9:57 pm

My phone only got 30% arts. No time to be coy.
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Post #120 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 24, 2015 10:01 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:My phone only got 30% arts. No time to be coy.


the TV header says yes yes yes
My heart says no
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #121 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 24, 2015 10:07 pm

[YOUTUBE]/W9M_FYFyo0k[/YOUTUBE]
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #122 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 24, 2015 10:32 pm

3-2 Predo
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #123 by PredsFan77 » Mon May 25, 2015 12:21 am

That final
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Post #124 by PredsFan77 » Mon May 25, 2015 2:17 am

Saw some chink wearing a rags jersey in the airport bathroom. I laughed at him. Thanks for the Intel arts.
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Post #125 by Twitter bArt » Mon May 25, 2015 11:04 am

:icw:
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #126 by Twitter bArt » Mon May 25, 2015 1:49 pm

:dealwithit_lou:
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #127 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 26, 2015 7:47 pm

[CENTER][SIZE="7"]THE PRINCE OF WALES TROPHY IS IN THE BUILDING TONIGHT FELLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size][/CENTER]
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Post #128 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 26, 2015 8:14 pm

THE CROWD COULDNT EVEN SING THE ANTHEM> THE SINGER HAD TO STEAL IT BACK. THIS SERIES IS GOING BACK TO THE GARDEN.

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Post #129 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 26, 2015 8:22 pm

BOOK IT BOOZX
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Post #130 by Jedrik » Tue May 26, 2015 8:31 pm

One of the joys of watching a polished offensive team like Tampa is that they rarely go offside for no good reason.
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Post #131 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue May 26, 2015 8:33 pm

I won't name any names, but there are people in the hockey world that still think that #62 belongs in the NHL. :stare:
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Post #132 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue May 26, 2015 8:42 pm

There are two of them! :stare:
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Post #133 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 26, 2015 8:45 pm

HAY BOOZ
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Post #134 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 26, 2015 8:50 pm

STAMKOS SHOULD BE EJECTED.
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Post #135 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 26, 2015 8:52 pm

SO STAMMER JUST TEES OFF ON STEPANS FACE AND DOESN"T GET A PENALTY. LOL
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Post #136 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue May 26, 2015 8:53 pm

Classic Heals. :danson:
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Post #137 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 26, 2015 8:54 pm

NHL REFS ARE GUTLESS. GUTLESS.
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Post #138 by Honus Joglund » Tue May 26, 2015 8:54 pm

How does one allow a breakaway while killing a penalty?
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Post #139 by Jedrik » Tue May 26, 2015 9:01 pm

CBC really never gets enough of spotlighting the growing importance of a save made by whichever goalie when it eventually turns out that a goal went the other way.
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Post #140 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 26, 2015 10:16 pm

WHERE YA AT BOOZ
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Post #141 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue May 26, 2015 10:17 pm

Never seen so many klowns in a single conference championship game.

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