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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #101 by mcphee » Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:48 pm

Dog wrote:You going to call me whem my goddaughter is born, right greg? I really feel like I should know about it before these other morons.

Is there a non gender specific word for nieces and nephews ? I have 2 nieces, 2 nephews, so I have 4............... This bothers me Dog.
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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #102 by Dog » Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:53 pm

If there isn't one, this could be quite the business opportunity for you mcphee!
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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #103 by AD » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:49 pm

I expect updates from the delivery room like a proper broad would do.
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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #104 by Dog » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:50 pm

We need a Greg1.5 GDT!
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Post #105 by Craig » Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:35 pm

It's actually surprising how many people have asked me to call them or send them a note when she's born. Like no, lady at work I talk to once a week, you're not on my call sheet.
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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #106 by AD » Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:38 pm

The beauty with Broads is that one post can inform many. (And I'm including the most important people like Artie, McPhee and myself).
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Post #107 by Dog » Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:45 pm

Craig wrote:It's actually surprising how many people have asked me to call them or send them a note when she's born. Like no, lady at work I talk to once a week, you're not on my call sheet.


Everybody saw that, right???!

Greg hasn't mentionned me in his no-call list!!!!

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Post #108 by clawfirst » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:09 pm

Lol send the text to me first to annoy these guys. Ill make a fred and everything.



Or don't at all. I really only want to annoy
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Post #109 by Artie » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:19 pm

Good luck with the new one old Greg
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #110 by Artie » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:25 pm

Greg, Predo would be honored and grateful that you notify him first on the birth of your child. And may your first child be a masculine child.
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #111 by Dog » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:36 pm

He already said it was a feminine child, artie.
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Post #112 by Dog » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:40 pm

Plus, if you are lucky, she may not even be nuts, greg! Or only like moderately so! He's to a moderately nuts (or less) baby!
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Post #113 by AD » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:55 pm

Greg style nuts are really good though.
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Post #114 by Dog » Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:30 pm

Greg, this is becoming unbearable! Piss or get off the pot! My gawd, man!
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Post #116 by Dog » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:58 am

Greg?
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Post #117 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:33 pm

Dog wrote:Greg?

one more week
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Post #118 by Dog » Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:37 pm

I can't live like this.

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Post #119 by AD » Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:57 pm

No one's forcing your to. :colbert:
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Post #120 by Dog » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:12 pm

You watch the new Louis CK thing on the netflix machine? Watched it last night, was pretty funny. He was all like "life is kinda overrated. I mean it's fine, but people hold it in too high estime. I rate mine above suicide level, but that should always remain an option. Frankly, I don't understand why some people don't do it. Like, look at your life, man. You have a tan car with a garbage bag covering a broken window and you look miserable. Wtf are you doing still here! You always have a choice. Get a letter from the department of motor vehicles...Sir, you must do such and such. I don't have to do anything. I can always kill myself."

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Post #121 by AD » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:17 pm

Yeah I watched it 10-15 days ago. I was referencing that with my post. I love that intro.

Suicide and killing babies.
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Post #122 by Dog » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:21 pm

AD wrote:Yeah I watched it 10-15 days ago. I was referencing that with my post. I love that intro.

Suicide and killing babies.


And a cack in your mouth for 20 seconds to see if you like it.
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Post #123 by Retarder S » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:02 pm

This is one of my fav bits from him

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Post #124 by PredsFan77 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:26 pm

have no fear, replacement Greg is here! ! ! !



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Post #125 by Dog » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:44 pm

Boy, we really went in a whole new direction with replacement greg.
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Post #126 by PredsFan77 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:13 pm

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Post #127 by Artie » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:20 pm

Greg's Gone

welcome New Greg

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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #128 by PredsFan77 » Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:15 am

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Post #129 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:30 am

Gregory?
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Post #130 by Craig » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:46 am

What?
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Post #131 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:48 am

Where's the baby, Greg?
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Post #132 by Craig » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:27 pm

It came a couple of days ago.
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Post #133 by MP » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:28 pm

Really? Congrats. I thought you were having a girl? And isn't 2 days a bit early for masturbation?!
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Post #134 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:29 pm

I'm the first on the website to know!

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Post #135 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:29 pm

Also, congratulations Greg!
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Post #136 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:29 pm

How is it going?
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Post #137 by MP » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:29 pm

Dog wrote:I'm the first on the website to know!

:banana:

Oh you :squint:
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Post #138 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:29 pm

You like it?
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Post #139 by Craig » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:30 pm

Lol, just kidding.
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Post #140 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:31 pm

:why:
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Post #141 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:31 pm

Ok, just like send me a little text or something when it comes. No hurry.
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Post #142 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:32 pm

Can they like provoke birth if it hasn't come by like tonight? I can't handle this wait, greg.
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Post #143 by MP » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:32 pm

Craig wrote:Lol, just kidding.

Good one... :squint:
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Post #144 by Craig » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:42 pm

Due date isn't until the 19th. Y'all need to chill.
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Post #145 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:45 pm

I don't think I'm going to make it that long, greg. I'm not.

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Post #146 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:47 pm

These things can just happen out of the blue, though. The day my daughter was born, my wife woke me up at 5am when she lost her mucus plug going to the bathroom. Watch out for that mucus plug, greg!
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Post #147 by mcphee » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:00 pm

Again with the mucus plug
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Post #148 by MP » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:24 pm

Just fry that mucous plug up like eggs, I'm sure it'll go good on toast with a side of bacon....
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Post #149 by Dog » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:35 pm

MP wrote:Just fry that mucous plug up like eggs, I'm sure it'll go good on toast with a side of bacon....


Placenta for breakfast. Mucus plug is desert, you idiots.
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Post #150 by MP » Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:58 pm

What is the knife of choice for carving up a placenta?

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