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Post #19201 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:20 pm

MP wrote:
Dog wrote:
MP wrote:I don't think you have that authority.


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Ah, fuck it.

Here's the link: https://goo.gl/images/2TMQXC

I envision you more of a Kyle than an Eric Cartman...


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Post #19202 by PPJ » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:23 pm

You should take that as a compliment Dog. Cartman types become mods on Boreds
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Post #19203 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:31 pm

I'm not even a mod on Broads.

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Post #19204 by PPJ » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:33 pm

Is anybody actually a mod on Broads? We have mods?
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Post #19205 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:47 pm

They are mcphee and artie, if I'm not mistaken.
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Post #19206 by Craig » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:14 pm

We have several. AD is the Habs one, though D does most of the work.
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Post #19207 by MP » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:18 pm

Reading this article about an Ottawa woman who had her eyeball tattoo botched... Who in their right mind would tattoo their eyeball? What is wrong with people?
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Post #19208 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:31 pm

I got lasik done back in the day. That's sorta similar to getting an eyeball tattoo.
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Post #19209 by MP » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:55 pm

Dog wrote:I got lasik done back in the day. That's sorta similar to getting an eyeball tattoo.

Isn't that done by a doctor though?
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Post #19210 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:57 pm

An "eye doctor".

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Post #19211 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:58 pm

Probably flunked out of ear, nose and throat specialist school.
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Post #19212 by MP » Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:01 pm

Dog wrote:Probably flunked out of ear, nose and throat specialist school.

Still better then some guy named Luna Cobra. Who developed the technique by talking to a few doctors and experimenting....
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Post #19213 by PPJ » Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:49 pm

MP wrote:
Dog wrote:Probably flunked out of ear, nose and throat specialist school.

Still better then some guy named Luna Cobra. Who developed the technique by talking to a few doctors and experimenting....


That's Doctor Luna Cobra to you bub
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Post #19214 by PPJ » Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:48 pm

Mother fuck, does country music ever suck.
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Post #19215 by AD » Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:10 pm

I do care.
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Post #19216 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:30 pm

If nothing else, you care too much.
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Post #19217 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:31 pm

What are we talking about?
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Post #19218 by MP » Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:32 pm

Caring, obviously.
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Post #19219 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:35 pm

Amount of caring as compared to a benchmark of some sort.
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Post #19220 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:45 pm

Question for the law job types...

Is there a good jobsite that specializes in lawyers and preferably paralegals? We are looking to get a junior paralegal type (but with 3 years of experience) and the only ones that apply on Indeed seem to have no experience and /or are useless.
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Post #19221 by AD » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:19 pm

Legaljobs.ca
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Post #19222 by AD » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:20 pm

You can always go for a headhunter like Robert Half Legal or zsa.

But I feel they suck.
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Post #19223 by AD » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:20 pm

Dog wrote:If nothing else, you care too much.


How true. How true.
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Post #19224 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:35 pm

AD wrote:You can always go for a headhunter like Robert Half Legal or zsa.

But I feel they suck.


Yeah, the role is not worth paying a headhunter. Thanks for website.
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Post #19225 by clawfirst » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:59 pm

Who is gonna let a competent 3rd year anything leave?
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Post #19226 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:00 pm

Boring choice is very persuasive.
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Post #19227 by clawfirst » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:00 pm

Hire three noobs and tell them only one fulltime job is available. Watch them eat each other alive..film it...then retire
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Post #19228 by clawfirst » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:01 pm

Oooh and throw in a couple interns. Sexy interns
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Post #19229 by Dog » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:02 pm

Dog eat dog world of corporate paralegals.

Dressed as vampires.
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Post #19230 by clawfirst » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 pm

Well you had to go and ruin it with vampires. Its not 2010 dog. Super powers is the current thing
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Post #19231 by MP » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:00 pm

Mrs. Plan just sent me a selfie of her and David Usher... What does that mean?
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Post #19232 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:08 pm

clawfirst wrote:Hire three noobs and tell them only one fulltime job is available. Watch them eat each other alive..film it...then retire

I mostly don't care because it really isn't that important, but someone was not impressed with the people who applied to the job and was wondering if there was a better site than Indeed.
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Post #19233 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:10 pm

MP wrote:Mrs. Plan just sent me a selfie of her and David Usher... What does that mean?

Probably means he has to watch his back else he end up spending the evening in her handcuffs.
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Post #19234 by AD » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:23 am

Kinky.
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Post #19235 by chiclet » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:34 am

MP wrote:Mrs. Plan just sent me a selfie of her and David Usher... What does that mean?

The fellow from the original 90210?
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Post #19236 by Retarder S » Sun Oct 01, 2017 3:41 am

MP wrote:Mrs. Plan just sent me a selfie of her and David Usher... What does that mean?


You're lucky it's that Usher.
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Post #19237 by Mufasa » Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:56 am

AD, did you eat some Dong Massif ramen while you were in Japan?
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Post #19238 by AD » Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:02 pm

No. I'm still here though.
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Post #19239 by Retarder S » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:09 pm

Dog wrote:I got lasik done back in the day. That's sorta similar to getting an eyeball tattoo.


How blind were you beforehand? I'm thinking about getting it done.
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Post #19240 by Dog » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:27 pm

Not much. -0.5 and -0.75, iirc. I just gambled my eyesight so that I didn't have to wear contacts for going skiing and the such.

Yolo!
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Post #19241 by Retarder S » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:30 pm

Dog wrote:Not such. -0.5 and -0.75, iirc. I just gambled my eyesight so that I didn't have to wear contacts for going skiing and the such.

Yolo!

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Post #19242 by Dog » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:34 pm

Are those claw marks on her side?
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Post #19243 by Dog » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:35 pm

Looks rather too large to be human.

Looks like it was from a fucking bear.

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Post #19244 by PPJ » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:37 pm

Dog wrote:Are those claw marks on her side?


Likely caused by that mutant to her left
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Post #19245 by MP » Fri Oct 06, 2017 3:37 pm

Look like a tattoo of inspirational word... Because the unarm is the most natural spot to go looking for inspiration.
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Post #19246 by Retarder S » Fri Oct 06, 2017 4:04 pm

She wrote down her STDs, adds to the thrill of random sex.
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Post #19247 by Macbeth » Fri Oct 06, 2017 10:25 pm

MP wrote:Look like a tattoo of inspirational word... Because the unarm is the most natural spot to go looking for perspiration


:mkbéth:
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Post #19248 by Dog » Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:06 am

My fridge lights stayed on all night even with the doors closed. Melted the plastic around it a bit and heated the food.

Weird.
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Post #19249 by Dog » Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:08 am

Closing in on 10 years at the house -appliances seem to be dropping like flies lately as they approach their 10 year anniversary. Washer/dryer gave in last year. Dishwasher and TV this year. Now the fridge seems to be up all night reading (I assume).
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Post #19250 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:14 pm

i've had no problem with the fridge + washer/dryer + television in our house and we're over 7 years. hoping that everything holds up. everything else appliance-wise is even older. stove has been on its last legs for all 7 years and the dishwasher is just crappy, but works fine.

i'm not looking forward to the eventual replacement of the furnace and water heater which are original to the house and that's over 30 years.

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