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Post #4251 by Slick Nick » Sat May 12, 2018 6:42 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:
Slick Nick wrote:The Eller Shaw swap is a sufficient reason to impale Bervagin on the top of Mont-Royal.



oh FFS...stick to string theory stream of conscience posts


Can't do, no free willy. You haven't been paying attention, Artie :)
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Post #4252 by Slick Nick » Sat May 12, 2018 6:43 pm

Not wrote:Eller was not traded for Shaw slique. Too early to judge if Ikonen and whoever we pick this year will be better than Eller.


That's why I used the word swap... but I agree that the 2nd pick could change the trade.
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Post #4253 by Slick Nick » Sat May 12, 2018 6:45 pm

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TittiesNBeer wrote:
Slick Nick wrote:The Eller Shaw swap is a sufficient reason to impale Bervagin on the top of Mont-Royal.
Eller was never going to be more than a third liner. That said im strongly in favour of impaling Bergevin.


Eller is a third line C, Shaw is a vegetable :rudy:


TittiesNBeer wrote:The shaw trade was shit.. as was the stupid contract he got



these menses get it
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Post #4254 by TittiesNBeer » Sat May 12, 2018 6:48 pm

Could have traded eller for 2 seconds.. and just never made the shaw trade. That would have been fine.
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Post #4255 by Twitter bArt » Sat May 12, 2018 9:37 pm

well Eller brings much more offence is cheaper and is more experienced

Andrew Shaw 26 yrs old - 3.9 million USD
2016-17 Montreal Canadiens NHL 68 12 17 29
2017-18 Montreal Canadiens NHL 51 10 10 20

Lars Eller 29 years old – 3.5 million USD (2018)
2016-17 Washington Capitals NHL 81 12 13 25
2017-18 Washington Capitals NHL 81 18 20 38
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4256 by Dog » Sat May 12, 2018 10:13 pm

Shaw is 26 years old? Thought he was close to 40.
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Post #4257 by Twitter bArt » Sat May 12, 2018 10:22 pm

Dog wrote:Shaw is 26 years old? Thought he was close to 40.



you are confusing him with Weber
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #4258 by mcphee » Sun May 13, 2018 6:22 am

Twitter bArt wrote:well Eller brings much more offence is cheaper and is more experienced

Andrew Shaw 26 yrs old - 3.9 million USD
2016-17 Montreal Canadiens NHL 68 12 17 29
2017-18 Montreal Canadiens NHL 51 10 10 20

Lars Eller 29 years old – 3.5 million USD (2018)
2016-17 Washington Capitals NHL 81 12 13 25
2017-18 Washington Capitals NHL 81 18 20 38


Shaw is a good player, if I find fault, it's that there isn't enough of what he brings on the team so he tries too hard. If our team had top end depth, Shaw would be quite valuable, his role is diminished here. Health is another issue though, not sure hat will get better.
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Post #4259 by Craig » Sun May 13, 2018 11:21 am

Shaw is a dumbass and a penalty taking machine. Even if he was good, I would hate him as a person. I want him off my team.
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Post #4260 by Macbeth » Sun May 13, 2018 12:06 pm

Let's take him to the shed.
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Post #4261 by TittiesNBeer » Sun May 13, 2018 12:15 pm

Shaw could probabaly score 20 again in the right situation with good linemates. (Ie not what we have in montreal)

Hes a decent player and draws nearly as many penalties as he takes.

I mean hes not bad.

But two 2nd rounders and 3.9 million for 6 years was just to steep a price for him. Hes not bad, hes just not really going to drive anything himself.
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Post #4262 by Retardé S » Sun May 13, 2018 1:50 pm

I just repped Grég :why:
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Post #4263 by mcphee » Sun May 13, 2018 2:13 pm

Retardé S wrote:I just repped Grég :why:
i like Greg and I’m very tired from working outside or if fight him. Greg doesn’t like him because he’s from Belleville. Fucking 401 town rivalries man
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Post #4264 by Craig » Sun May 13, 2018 5:53 pm

Oh man, of course he's from fucking Belleville. It all makes sense now.
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Post #4265 by mcphee » Sun May 13, 2018 10:16 pm

Craig wrote:Oh man, of course he's from fucking Belleville. It all makes sense now.

Probably hangs out at Reid’s Dairy
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Post #4266 by Craig » Sun May 13, 2018 10:27 pm

He probably gets Sundays instead of the milkshake. Oh, I hate him so much.
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Post #4267 by TittiesNBeer » Sun May 13, 2018 10:41 pm

Craig wrote:He probably gets Sundays instead of the milkshake. Oh, I hate him so much.
Sundae
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Post #4268 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 13, 2018 10:41 pm

Larry is on fire
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #4269 by Craig » Sun May 13, 2018 10:56 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:
Craig wrote:He probably gets Sundays instead of the milkshake. Oh, I hate him so much.
Sundae


My phone didn't want to spell that for me and I didn't think anyone would care.
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Post #4270 by mcphee » Mon May 14, 2018 7:05 pm

Craig wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:
Craig wrote:He probably gets Sundays instead of the milkshake. Oh, I hate him so much.
Sundae


My phone didn't want to spell that for me and I didn't think anyone would care.

A sundae is wonderful when you realise that you have all the ingredients , and no one is home. A milkshake is a mans treat
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Post #4271 by TittiesNBeer » Mon May 14, 2018 7:24 pm

mcphee wrote:
Craig wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Sundae


My phone didn't want to spell that for me and I didn't think anyone would care.

A sundae is wonderful when you realise that you have all the ingredients , and no one is home. A milkshake is a mans treat
I prefer the blizzard/mcflurry like concoctions.
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Post #4272 by Twitter bArt » Mon May 14, 2018 8:30 pm

mr sundae
make me a shake
make it the smoothest for Greg to partake
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #4273 by mcphee » Mon May 14, 2018 8:34 pm

shameful
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Post #4274 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 20, 2018 9:08 pm

:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #4275 by Retardé S » Sun May 20, 2018 9:12 pm

Mumu will not be happy about this
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Post #4276 by Macbeth » Sun May 20, 2018 11:39 pm

Fuck him in the ass and leave him by the road.

Fucking pillock.
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Post #4277 by Mufasa » Mon May 21, 2018 6:24 pm

Will help Zadina to learn the defensive side of hockey for the next 10 years, then Zadina will be ready to play second wave PP on the wing of Byron.
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Post #4278 by chicpea » Mon May 21, 2018 6:31 pm

mcphee wrote:
Craig wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Sundae


My phone didn't want to spell that for me and I didn't think anyone would care.

A sundae is wonderful when you realise that you have all the ingredients , and no one is home. A milkshake is a mans treat


Do you mean with the bananas sticking out the sides like corn on the cob? Or is that a parfait?
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Post #4279 by mcphee » Mon May 21, 2018 7:11 pm

chicpea wrote:
mcphee wrote:
Craig wrote:
My phone didn't want to spell that for me and I didn't think anyone would care.

A sundae is wonderful when you realise that you have all the ingredients , and no one is home. A milkshake is a mans treat


Do you mean with the bananas sticking out the sides like corn on the cob? Or is that a parfait?

Sometimes there just happens to be syrup in the house. Chocolate, caramel, some fruit with about a day left to live, and no one can stop you when you pour the syrup, that’s what I mean.
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Post #4280 by TittiesNBeer » Sun May 27, 2018 3:52 pm

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Post #4281 by Mufasa » Sun May 27, 2018 7:34 pm

This happened more than a month ago.
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Post #4282 by Retardé S » Sun May 27, 2018 7:37 pm

Mufasa wrote:This happened more than a month ago.

Madrid won the world cup yesterday
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Post #4283 by Mufasa » Sun May 27, 2018 9:31 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Mufasa wrote:This happened more than a month ago.

Madrid won the world cup yesterday


Not today though.
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Post #4284 by TittiesNBeer » Sun May 27, 2018 10:31 pm

Mufasa wrote:This happened more than a month ago.


Madrid just won their third Champions League in a row, and 4th in 5 years.
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Post #4286 by Macbeth » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:29 pm

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/HabsLinks/status/1002659416087228417

OH I FUCKING LOVE THAT
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Post #4287 by Retardé S » Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:04 am

"Honey, if you don't want this I can always go in the bathroom and jerk off to instagram pictures of your sister."

Brilliant move

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Post #4288 by Retardé S » Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:06 am

But don't actually shag the sister, or you'll go broke.
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Post #4289 by Macbeth » Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:12 am

Retardé S wrote:But don't actually shag the sister, or you'll go broke.

Martin Brodeur is doing well for himself. :mkbét:
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Post #4291 by Macbeth » Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:52 pm

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Post #4292 by Twitter bArt » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:26 pm

I believe the Sharks got him
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #4293 by Retardé S » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:35 pm

:why:
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Post #4294 by Retardé S » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:44 pm



They know that 3rd ov is useless. Sven Chnikov or death.
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Post #4295 by Dog » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:31 pm

This is the worse thing since they reached for Price at number 5.

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Post #4296 by Retardé S » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:51 pm

Pourquoi à chaque fois qu'on a un top 3 on doit tomber sur le pire draft de l'histoire
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Post #4297 by Macbeth » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:23 am

Voyons tabarnak !?
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Post #4298 by Slick Nick » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:27 am

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