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Post #2301 by Dog » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:19 am

shredz wrote:He echo'd your sentiments re your daughter and Hitler.

Sometimes you've just gotta tackle the hard stuff and be honest. Kids know youre lying.


Honestly, they know much more than you think if you kinda just trust them. I didn’t tackle anything. I was guarding her from holocaust museums because I thought the graphic pictures would really upset her. She was incredibly mature about it. She wanted to learn of it but was uninterested by actual gruesome pictures. She wanted to know what happened and why and what lessons to draw from it and it kinda all come from her. She took it as a thing that happened, asked questions furiously to understand it, made a mental determination of what it was and was kinda done. Moved on. My little good psychopath, I guess.

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Post #2302 by shredz » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:20 am

I think a psychopath would have asked: "Then how do the Jews still run the world."

She's fine. :colbert:
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Post #2303 by Dog » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:22 am

shredz wrote:I think a psychopath would have asked: "Then how do the Jews still run the world."

She's fine. :colbert:


I said good psychopath. She has a ton of empathy, like loads and is very growth/understanding driven. It’s more the analytical side that does it, the cold solutions to a problem thing.
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Post #2304 by shredz » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:30 am

Better hope she has no toggle switch for good and bad psychopathic tendencies. :colbert:
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Post #2305 by shredz » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:44 am

She grew up so fast.

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Post #2306 by Dog » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:52 am

Her name is patatas? See! There is always a reason!
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Post #2307 by Dog » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:10 pm

Mufasa wrote:I'd be such a great father.

- Papa, pourquoi t'es encore saoul?
- Les conditions d'impossibilité de l'être, prunelle de mes yeux.


By the by, for what it’s worth, I never really got this whole « impossility of being » boo-hoo stuff. Camus and co never spoke to me. It’s like they disentagrate upon the realization that the world and their ideals don’t fit. That’s like stage one deconstruction, I think. I never really been through that. Deconstruction for me is quick. I drop ideas/concepts quickly when they no longer fit. Not married to the concept, but rather to the search. When the world of certainty is allowed to fade away what you have left is not nothing (Nick’s worry and why he clings on to tradition and identity for dear life)....what is left is more akin to freedom. Sorta like your « true self », free of garbage and baggage, experiencing things, learning from them. It doesn’t have to be a certain way to be perfect, in fact there is little to be learned from perfect. You gain by exploring contrast. Digging in. Not taking it too seriously. Take it like trying rides in an amusement park, sorta thing. Fully live out the experiences and take the lessons from it. That sorta thing. Much lighter, much more development focused, much less depressed because you wanted to play monopoly and life is giving you a game of connect 4 or whatever.

Get off your ass, stop complaining and grab life by the horns and live it out with passion. Give the world true mustafa, tabarnac. How many times do you have to read Nietzche to see it!!!! Do it!

That’s kinda my opinion only, though.

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Post #2308 by shredz » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:14 pm

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Post #2309 by Mufasa » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:19 pm

Dog wrote:
Mufasa wrote:I'd be such a great father.

- Papa, pourquoi t'es encore saoul?
- Les conditions d'impossibilité de l'être, prunelle de mes yeux.


By the by, for what it’s worth, I never really got this whole « impossility of being » boo-hoo stuff. Camus and co never spoke to me. It’s like they disentagrate upon the realization that the world and their ideals don’t fit. That’s like stage one deconstruction, I think. I never really been through that. Deconstruction for me is quick. I drop ideas/concepts quickly when they no longer fit. Not married to the concept, but rather to the search. When the world of certainty is allowed to fade away what you have left is not nothing (Nick’s worry and why he clings on to tradition and identity for dear life)....what is left is more akin to freedom. Sorta like your « true self », free of garbage and baggage, experiencing things, learning from them. It doesn’t have to be a certain way to be perfect, in fact there is little to be learned from perfect. You gain by exploring contrast. Digging in. Not taking it too seriously. Take it like trying rides in an amusement park, sorta thing. Fully live out the experiences and take the lessons from it. That sorta thing. Much lighter, much more development focused, much less depressed because you wanted to play monopoly and life is giving you a game of connect 4 or whatever.

Get off your ass, stop complaining and grab life by the horns and live it out with passion. Give the world true mustafa, tabarnac. How many times do you have to read Nietzche to see it!!!! Do it!

That’s kinda my opinion only, though.

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I want to make sure I understand perfectly the concepts before.
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Post #2310 by Dog » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:27 pm

Good mens. Get all you can/need from them. At some point, though, ya kinda feel ready to go.
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Post #2311 by shredz » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:36 pm

"Hit it tehn quit it." - Jack

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Post #2312 by Slick Nick » Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:43 pm

Mufasa wrote:
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When we were in germany last summer and my daughter learned of Hitler’s childhood/youth (abusive father, failures, living in the streets and whatnot) she said she understands why he turned out so aggressive and cold hearted. That it wasn’t so much his “fault” as an interplay of who he was and his circumstances. Then she said his dad was probably the same. Then she said, it’s a good thing Hitler didn’t have kids, because that stopped this line from transmitting further.

I’m not sure whether I like the empathy, dislike the fact that it’s with even Hitler or the fact that she advocated killing off the line as the solution.

:paranoid:


Why do you feed post moderen garbage to you daughter? Hitler was not evil because his mother was not kind with him... good fuck you need a paddle, Dog. How the fuck could you (seriously) talk about world wars with/holocaust in (he peed his bed) arguments....

I mean my first paper (say 6yo) was about how Stalin shot Hitler with a tank... and it made more sense than your story.


Drunk moraliste Nick is really the best version of himself.
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Post #2313 by Slick Nick » Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:54 pm

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Post #2314 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:00 pm

Mes yeux...fuck
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Post #2315 by Mufasa » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:24 pm

I think we just started a new meme : Papa, pourquoi t'es encore saoul?
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- Papa, pourquoi t'es encore saoul?
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- Papa, pourquoi t'es encore saoul?
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Post #2319 by Macbeth » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:50 pm

-Papa, pourquoi t'es enc--











Meh, fuck it.
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Post #2320 by Mufasa » Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:35 pm

Macbeth wrote:-Papa, pourquoi t'es enc--











Meh, fuck it.


Avoues que ça te tentait.
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Post #2321 by Macbeth » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:20 am

Mufasa wrote:
Macbeth wrote:-Papa, pourquoi t'es enc--











Meh, fuck it.


Avoues que ça te tentait.


Ça m'a tenté.

Après, je me suis souvenu que je fais juste ça chier des mauvaises blagues pour "gagner ma vie" et que je la gagne piètrement et que j'allais pas tout gaspiller le peu de wit qu'il me reste ici et après, je me suis encore souvenu de quelque chose, que je n'ai jamais vraiment fait l'étalage de quelque wit qu'il soit, et s'il eu fallu que je le fasse, cela n'aurait été qu'une triste et misérable tentative de...

Je disais quoi ?
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Post #2322 by Mufasa » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:28 am

Macbeth wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
Macbeth wrote:-Papa, pourquoi t'es enc--











Meh, fuck it.


Avoues que ça te tentait.


Ça m'a tenté.

Après, je me suis souvenu que je fais juste ça chier des mauvaises blagues pour "gagner ma vie" et que je la gagne piètrement et que j'allais pas tout gaspiller le peu de wit qu'il me reste ici et après, je me suis encore souvenu de quelque chose, que je n'ai jamais vraiment fait l'étalage de quelque wit qu'il soit, et s'il eu fallu que je le fasse, cela n'aurait été qu'une triste et misérable tentative de...

Je disais quoi ?


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Post #2323 by Slick Nick » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:31 am

Macbeth wrote:
Après, je me suis souvenu que je fais juste ça chier des mauvaises blagues pour "gagner ma vie" et que je la gagne piètrement et que j'allais pas tout gaspiller le peu de wit qu'il me reste ici et après, je me suis encore souvenu de quelque chose, que je n'ai jamais vraiment fait l'étalage de quelque wit qu'il soit, et s'il eu fallu que je le fasse, cela n'aurait été qu'une triste et misérable tentative de...

Je disais quoi ?


wow, wow.. les crises existentielles sur un forum de ballon balai c'est mon schtick.
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Slick Nick wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Après, je me suis souvenu que je fais juste ça chier des mauvaises blagues pour "gagner ma vie" et que je la gagne piètrement et que j'allais pas tout gaspiller le peu de wit qu'il me reste ici et après, je me suis encore souvenu de quelque chose, que je n'ai jamais vraiment fait l'étalage de quelque wit qu'il soit, et s'il eu fallu que je le fasse, cela n'aurait été qu'une triste et misérable tentative de...

Je disais quoi ?


wow, wow.. les crises existentielles sur un forum de ballon balai c'est mon schtick.

Le volage de schtick je laisse ça aux plus faibles, bro.
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Post #2325 by Mufasa » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:54 am

Macbeth wrote:
Slick Nick wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Après, je me suis souvenu que je fais juste ça chier des mauvaises blagues pour "gagner ma vie" et que je la gagne piètrement et que j'allais pas tout gaspiller le peu de wit qu'il me reste ici et après, je me suis encore souvenu de quelque chose, que je n'ai jamais vraiment fait l'étalage de quelque wit qu'il soit, et s'il eu fallu que je le fasse, cela n'aurait été qu'une triste et misérable tentative de...

Je disais quoi ?


wow, wow.. les crises existentielles sur un forum de ballon balai c'est mon schtick.

Le volage de schtick je laisse ça aux plus faibles, bro.


When i was 9 years old, i had a cousin who was wearing a bandana, my haunt said "Steve's not following trends, he's setting them".
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Post #2326 by shredz » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:22 am

Mufasa wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Slick Nick wrote:
wow, wow.. les crises existentielles sur un forum de ballon balai c'est mon schtick.

Le volage de schtick je laisse ça aux plus faibles, bro.


When i was 9 years old, i had a cousin who was wearing a bandana, my haunt said "Steve's not following trends, he's setting them".


Did Steve touch you? :why:
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Post #2327 by Mufasa » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:29 am

shredz wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
Macbeth wrote:Le volage de schtick je laisse ça aux plus faibles, bro.


When i was 9 years old, i had a cousin who was wearing a bandana, my haunt said "Steve's not following trends, he's setting them".


Did Steve touch you? :why:


When i was 14 he sold me 20 grams of pot telling me it was 28 grams, so i actually sold it all to pay him back and break even, he teld me he was working with the Hell's angels and they would come to get me.
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Post #2328 by shredz » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:47 am

:donger: :donger: :donger: :donger:

I knew some black guy Neek who drove all the way out from New Jersey to Long Island to drop me off a pound and I never paid him when we were supposed to meet up again because it was literally almost dirt. He threatened to kill me over text messaging or SMS in those days.
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Post #2329 by shredz » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:49 am

Still never payed.

Still alive.

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Slick Nick wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Après, je me suis souvenu que je fais juste ça chier des mauvaises blagues pour "gagner ma vie" et que je la gagne piètrement et que j'allais pas tout gaspiller le peu de wit qu'il me reste ici et après, je me suis encore souvenu de quelque chose, que je n'ai jamais vraiment fait l'étalage de quelque wit qu'il soit, et s'il eu fallu que je le fasse, cela n'aurait été qu'une triste et misérable tentative de...

Je disais quoi ?


wow, wow.. les crises existentielles sur un forum de ballon balai c'est mon schtick.


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Post #2332 by shredz » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:13 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:
shredz wrote:Anyone want to take a stab at what film this is from?




Gattaca?


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Post #2333 by Dog » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:22 pm

Had an old lady (like in her 70s) by my work elevator this morn. Seemed lost, asked her what she’s looking for she said a lawyer’s office, asked her which, googled it and it was in building next door. She seemed reluctant to go, asked if I was a lawyer, I said yes and she asked if she could do a quick consultation with me and would pay. Told her I wasn’t in private practice, but told to to ask away, I’ll see if I can direct her. She went into a long story about her son being punched in the eye some years ago outside a bar, falling, going into a coma, saved in extremis, now invalid. Aggressor pleded guilty and is being sentenced tomorrow. Agressor offered her $5k as that is all he can afford as a mark of amends. Her husband/other son, set up that meeting with the lawyer to sue the aggressor and the bar. She was having doubts, saying the lawyers were good but aggressive types and if she goes it is to sign the retainer and start proceedings. She was wondering if she should take the $5k or go to the lawyers. Says husband/other son angry and want to destroy the aggressor, but she was a teacher for 40 years and sees him as a bit of an idiot but not fundamentally mean. So we went over the thing, ended up with her taking the $5k if offered solely as no strings attached reparation (told her to even refuse to sign a release, dude has to own up and doesn’t deserve cover -but an unconditional offer of reperation would be accepted). Asked about the bar, it was a crummy bar with a bad reputation that seemed to have acted poorly (threw the aggressor out where he hit her son who was just there on the sidewalk), didn’t call the cops, nada. Knowing the reputation of the place, said looking more deeply at a suit agaisnt them might make sense. She said ´what if I take the $5k offered in reparation and use that to pay the retainer to start the suit against the bar ‘. I said that soundsd like a plan. She seemed releaved and was going to postpone the retainer until after the sentencing and was going to contact the prosecutor. During our discussion she went all « you know, it’s weird, but I’m highly intuitive and was drawn here and can see you are a good person and that’s why I wanted to talk to you » and whatnot. Ended up like blessing me and whatnot with « good energy » and asking me to put my name into her little notebook. Last few weeks also had a bit of an avalanche of people asking me for advise in time of crisis, mostly wominz getting separated from mean hubbies and whatnot. I’ve also regained weight.

Think I’m becoming the Buddha, motherfuckers.

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Post #2334 by shredz » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:28 pm

Youre a good manz for not taking advantage of her on the elevator.

If you truly are a zen dog,

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Post #2335 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:29 pm

Dog wrote:Had an old lady (like in her 70s) by my work elevator this morn.
Think I’m becoming the Buddha, motherfuckers.

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I read the first sentence and the last one, and thought, "good for you, you old dog you."

I think I am going to start reading your walls of posts this way from now on. Much more entertaining.

So was the old lady a good lay? I can't tell just from what I read.
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Post #2336 by shredz » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:36 pm

Ya had to quote the 1500x1500 image, didn't you? :abe:
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Post #2337 by shredz » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:37 pm

Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Dog wrote:Had an old lady (like in her 70s) by my work elevator this morn.
Think I’m becoming the Buddha, motherfuckers.


I read the first sentence and the last one, and thought, "good for you, you old dog you."

I think I am going to start reading your walls of posts this way from now on. Much more entertaining.

So was the old lady a good lay? I can't tell just from what I read.


He whipped out his unit and said, "Going up?" :mkbert:
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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

Post #2338 by Mufasa » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:42 pm

Dog wrote:Had an old lady (like in her 70s) by my work elevator this morn. Seemed lost, asked her what she’s looking for she said a lawyer’s office, asked her which, googled it and it was in building next door. She seemed reluctant to go, asked if I was a lawyer, I said yes and she asked if she could do a quick consultation with me and would pay. Told her I wasn’t in private practice, but told to to ask away, I’ll see if I can direct her. She went into a long story about her son being pushed in the eye some years ago outside a bar, falling, going into a coma, saved in extremis, now invalid. Aggressor pleded guilty and is being sentenced tomorrow. Agressor offered her $5k as that is all he can afford as a mark of amends. Her husband/other son, set up that meeting with the lawyer to sue the aggressor and the bar. She was having doubts, saying the lawyers were good but aggressive types and if she goes it is to sign the retainer and start proceedings. She was wondering if she should take the $5k or go to the lawyers. Says husband/other son angry and want to destroy the aggressor, but she was a teacher for 40 years and sees him as a bit of an idiot but not fundamentally mean. So we went over the thing, ended up with her taking the $5k if offered solely as no strings attached reparation (told her to even refuse to sign a release, dude has to own up and doesn’t deserve cover -but an unconditional offer of reperation would be accepted). Asked about the bar, it was a crummy bar with a bad reputation that seemed to have acted poorly (threw the aggressor out where he hit her son who was just there on the sidewalk), didn’t call the cops, nada. Knowing the reputation of the place, said looking more deeply at a suit agaisnt them might make sense. She said ´what if I take the $5k offered in reparation and use that to pay the retainer to start the suit against the bar ‘. I said that soundsd like a plan. She seemed releaved and was going to postpone the retainer until after the sentencing and was going to contact the prosecutor. During our discussion she went all « you know, it’s weird, but I’m highly intuitive and was drawn here and can see you are a good person and that’s why I wanted to talk to you » and whatnot. Ended up like blessing me and whatnot with « good energy » and asking me to put my name into her little notebook. Last few weeks also had a bit of an avalanche of people asking me for advise in time of crisis, mostly wominz getting separated from mean hubbies and whatnot. I’ve also regained weight.

Think I’m becoming the Buddha, motherfuckers.

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You've been giving me advices even if i didn't ask for it (not i don't like them) so i could really see most of these people not asking for advices but you give them anyways (Not that they don't like it).
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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

Post #2339 by Dog » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:25 pm

Mufasa wrote:
You've been giving me advices even if i didn't ask for it (not i don't like them) so i could really see most of these people not asking for advices but you give them anyways (Not that they don't like it).


There is a distinct possibility that I just giving advice to a trash can by the elevator this morning, correct.

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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

Post #2340 by shredz » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:47 pm

That's two trash cans in one week. Soon, you'll have your own autistic army of trash bins and shredders. :sspennywise:
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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

Post #2341 by Dog » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:37 pm

what was a the first trash can?
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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

Post #2342 by shredz » Fri Oct 12, 2018 7:26 am

Me but it sounded better in my head when I wrote it. :why:
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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

Post #2344 by Macbeth » Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:05 am

shredz wrote:https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1052203756887166976

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Listen...

I would probly do the same if I had a bitch, I'd let her wet herself. :mkbét:
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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

Post #2345 by shredz » Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:11 am

I don't think Melanie has a choice.

Perhaps the umbrella tip is better than shroom dick.
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Post #2346 by shredz » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:35 am

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Post #2347 by Dog » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:55 am

Cats are so stupid.
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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

Post #2348 by shredz » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:00 am

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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

Post #2349 by shredz » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:04 am

I now equate Brent Sutter to a more horrifying portrayal of Frederick Krueger before he was burned. :why:
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Re: Dog containment thread and random noises

Post #2350 by Dog » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:42 pm

So I’ve mentioned having had a litany of small successive ephiphanies a few weeks back that kinda lead me to circle back on my overall thinking. No single major revelation (other than an emerging kinda view of the whole), more of a linking up of what was until then seen in my mind as separate strains of knowledge. So, anywho, been doing some follow up research since and finding good support, mainly in emerging cross-disciplinary fields (physics-biology-psychology-philosophy notably).

In the course of that, came accross this podcast (discussion between a organizational psychology professor at Wharton and a dude that started a meditation app) that seems to be a conversation taken right out of my head, right down to the final conclusion.

Thought I’d share if anybody is interested: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/10- ... 0421997923

Coles notes:
In bizness best performers are givers and worst performers are givers. Takers can do well, but tend to flame out when found out. Most people are “reciprocity” types. They give when you give and defend when you take.

Right in line with a “game theory” view of social interactions (on the whole) that I’ve had for years.

The diff. between the successful givers and the failure givers is that the successful protect themselves, are strategic and methodological, look for effectiveness. It’s not so much a reciprocity thing. They initiate -but always filter by effectiveness.

Ultimate reason is that the humens are on the whole a cooperative species. It’s in our most basic. We kill off psychopaths. Selfless/boundless givers die off. What remains, in large numbers are the reciprocity types and those that do best are the types that initiate cooperation in a self protective and sustainable/effective manner.

Inneresting stuff.

Where I’d add to that (fully seeing it as purely speculative), is that human evolution itself (all earth life’s evolution itself) can be seen as leading to that balanced/sustainable cooperative way of being as maybe being the most efficient way of being and therefore the way natural selection leads us towards. Hitlers and Trumps mainly just give the species healthy reminders of what happens when we go too far down the egoistical and kill off cooperation with the larger whole. We’ll (whatever we become) should be fine long term, even if we blow it up near/mid term. Entropy is pushing towards it. Of course, longer term, we’ll (whatever we become or recycle into) will have to figure out how to survive in a universe past peak concentrated energy (which is roughly nowish -give or take a billion years or three) to power homeostasis. Of course, the answer to that seems likely to be that our current form is probably the least energy efficient (humens are fantastic heat pumps degrading energy to stay alive) -so “we’ll” adapt to the new environment. Become much more energy efficient. Digitize ourselves. Maybe.

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