Habs Broads: Everything is meh and everbody is meh

Retardé S · Post #25701 by **Retardé S** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:45 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:James Earl Jones is not old mens

He's old as fuck mens

Craig · Post #25702 by **Craig** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:53 pm

chicpea wrote:That was so puerile and not even funny, and yet all of the mechanisms I have in place to stop such actions stopped me from posting that. Sorry, Crag.

I'm more offended by the mistake in this post than the joke, chicpea.

mcphee · Post #25703 by **mcphee** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:01 pm

Craig wrote:Hey Mike, your kid doing one of a kind again? K and I are going this year. I'll buy one of whatever the cheapest thing they have.

Yes, they're in row c, I think she said 22nd booth, but who knows if she's making it up ?

Mufasa · Post #25704 by **Mufasa** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:13 pm

AD wrote:Holy shit Mu. That Facebook picture is beautiful.

I was just being myself, Nic couldnt wait till 4am to like it, I don't know what to think.

Slick Nick · Post #25705 by **Slick Nick** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:29 pm

Mufasa wrote:
AD wrote:Holy shit Mu. That Facebook picture is beautiful.

I was just being myself, Nic couldnt wait till 4am to like it, I don't know what to think.

I work 9 to 9 tomorrow, sorry I had to like at it reasonable times... but since my insomnia is just getting worse, I might post a comment at 4am..

Craig · Post #25706 by **Craig** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 12:20 pm

I bought a little Fox!

Dog · Post #25707 by **Dog** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 12:47 pm

Craig wrote:I bought a little Fox!

Wrong account, AD.

mcphee · Post #25708 by **mcphee** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 3:27 pm

Craig wrote:I bought a little Fox!

Was she unpleasant ?

Craig · Post #25709 by **Craig** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 3:32 pm

K? No, she was very pleasant. It probably helped that I didn't say I was a friend of yours.

mcphee · Post #25710 by **mcphee** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:56 pm

Craig wrote:K? No, she was very pleasant. It probably helped that I didn't say I was a friend of yours.

You may be right

PPJ · Post #25711 by **PPJ** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:47 am

I’ve been voluntold to organize a company WII bowling tournament for charity. Just kill me now :why:

Macbeth · Post #25712 by **Macbeth** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:50 am

PPJ wrote:I’ve been voluntold to organize a company WII bowling tournament for charity. Just kill me now

Craiegh is the murderer.

Craig · Post #25713 by **Craig** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:17 pm

I think that would count as a mercy killing.

Macbeth · Post #25714 by **Macbeth** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:23 pm

Craig wrote:I think that would count as a mercy killing.

Which you commit aided with beer bottles if I recall correctly.

PPJ · Post #25715 by **PPJ** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:24 pm

Death by beer bottle seems too slow

Craig · Post #25716 by **Craig** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:25 pm

Craig · Post #25717 by **Craig** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:25 pm

Better than slowly bleeding to death with a broken back, innit?

Macbeth · Post #25718 by **Macbeth** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:26 pm

Craig wrote:Better than slowly bleeding to death with a broken back, innit?

Depends.

Craig · Post #25719 by **Craig** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:27 pm

Does it?

PPJ · Post #25720 by **PPJ** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:27 pm

Better than organizing a WII bowling tournament

Macbeth · Post #25721 by **Macbeth** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:43 pm

Craig wrote:Does it?

Very much so.

Who is slowly drying from a broken back ?

MP · Post #25722 by MP » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:51 pm

PPJ wrote:I’ve been voluntold to organize a company WII bowling tournament for charity. Just kill me now

World War II bowling?

shredz · Post #25723 by **shredz** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:12 pm

All Jewish employees must be the bowling pins.

:colbert:

Craig · Post #25724 by **Craig** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:40 pm

Macbeth wrote:
Craig wrote:Does it?

Very much so.

Who is slowly drying from a broken back ?

Nobody, any more.

Macbeth · Post #25725 by **Macbeth** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:43 pm

Craig wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Craig wrote:Does it?

Very much so.

Who is slowly drying from a broken back ?

Nobody, any more.

Boring Choice #2 · Post #25726 by **Boring Choice #2** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:38 pm

Scottish Play Guy wrote:
Craig wrote:Does it?

Very much so.

Who is slowly drying from a broken back ?

MP · Post #25727 by MP » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:01 pm

So some nimrod has been swatting schools in Kingston and bragging about it on Twitter for the past two days. My kids were in lockdown for a good part of yesterday...

Dog · Post #25728 by **Dog** » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:41 pm

What’s a swatting schools? This a Kingston thing?

Craig · Post #25729 by **Craig** » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:00 pm

It's when you call in a threat and get SWAT to show up somewhere. Colossal asshole move.

MP · Post #25730 by MP » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:18 pm

Yep, Mrs. Plan's school and 3 others got swatted today...

Mufasa · Post #25731 by **Mufasa** » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:21 pm

Is it related to Melnyk in any ways?

MP · Post #25732 by MP » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:36 pm

Mufasa · Post #25733 by **Mufasa** » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:46 pm

"Calls were made from the Rendez-Vous Lebreton's offices"

Please, happen.

Dog · Post #25734 by **Dog** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:56 pm

We do this thing at work where we each get a letter from some poor kid writing santa, buy him stuff and send it back with a letter we write as Santa. Cute, right? I signed up.

I got a 14 year old kid wanting very specifically detailed PS4 gaming equipment (helmets and manettes and shit).

:why:

AD · Post #25735 by AD » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:07 pm

I remember doing that and the kid wanted a soccer ball.

I cried. And got him a soccer ball.

Dog · Post #25736 by **Dog** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:14 pm

Of course you cried.

:rollseyes:

Murphy · Post #25737 by **Murphy** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:36 pm

Dog wrote:We do this thing at work where we each get a letter from some poor kid writing santa, buy him stuff and send it back with a letter we write as Santa. Cute, right? I signed up.

I got a 14 year old kid wanting very specifically detailed PS4 gaming equipment (helmets and manettes and shit).

Poor kids aren't allowed PS4's?

Macbeth · Post #25738 by **Macbeth** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:51 pm

Dog wrote:We do this thing at work where we each get a letter from some poor kid writing santa, buy him stuff and send it back with a letter we write as Santa. Cute, right? I signed up.

I got a 14 year old kid wanting very specifically detailed PS4 gaming equipment (helmets and manettes and shit).

Give him canned tomato juice.

Mufasa · Post #25739 by **Mufasa** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:53 pm

Dog wrote:We do this thing at work where we each get a letter from some poor kid writing santa, buy him stuff and send it back with a letter we write as Santa. Cute, right? I signed up.

I got a 14 year old kid wanting very specifically detailed PS4 gaming equipment (helmets and manettes and shit).

Give him a 10$ gift card for Radioshack, he just need another 390$.

Dog · Post #25740 by **Dog** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:16 pm

Murphy wrote:
Dog wrote:We do this thing at work where we each get a letter from some poor kid writing santa, buy him stuff and send it back with a letter we write as Santa. Cute, right? I signed up.

I got a 14 year old kid wanting very specifically detailed PS4 gaming equipment (helmets and manettes and shit).

Poor kids aren't allowed PS4's?

Rich kids shouldn’t be allowed PS4s either.

:crossarms:

Dog · Post #25741 by **Dog** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:17 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Dog wrote:We do this thing at work where we each get a letter from some poor kid writing santa, buy him stuff and send it back with a letter we write as Santa. Cute, right? I signed up.

I got a 14 year old kid wanting very specifically detailed PS4 gaming equipment (helmets and manettes and shit).

Give him a 10$ gift card for Radioshack, he just need another 390$.

I got him a $50 casque thing-a-majig. Felt like buying cigarettes for a kid. Feeding an addiction type of thing.

Dog · Post #25742 by **Dog** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:20 pm

Dog wrote:
Murphy wrote:
Dog wrote:We do this thing at work where we each get a letter from some poor kid writing santa, buy him stuff and send it back with a letter we write as Santa. Cute, right? I signed up.

I got a 14 year old kid wanting very specifically detailed PS4 gaming equipment (helmets and manettes and shit).

Poor kids aren't allowed PS4's?

Rich kids shouldn’t be allowed PS4s either.

Wait, did you think I objected because it’s a « non-essential » item type thing? Jebus, no. I’m all for non-essential things. I just found writing « Santa » for a 14 year old weird and think video games are crack for kids.

Heck, even mustafa things VR helmets will be the doom of mankind.

Twitter bArt · Post #25743 by **Twitter bArt** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:25 pm

Dog wrote:We do this thing at work where we each get a letter from some poor kid writing santa, buy him stuff and send it back with a letter we write as Santa. Cute, right? I signed up.

I got a 14 year old kid wanting very specifically detailed PS4 gaming equipment (helmets and manettes and shit).

so you got Mumu's letter

Ismellofhockey · Post #25744 by **Ismellofhockey** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:43 pm

What kind of retard writes to Santa at age fucking 14?

Slick Nick · Post #25745 by **Slick Nick** » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:47 am

Does anyone know dog's office address? I could seriously use free shower curtain.

Slick Nick · Post #25746 by **Slick Nick** » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:49 am

Dear Santa,

pls send plunger and masking tape,

tanhks you

Kolia, 14 years old

Ismellofhockey · Post #25747 by **Ismellofhockey** » Sat Dec 08, 2018 2:33 am

Kolya: diminutive of Nikolai... Something seems fishy...

Slick Nick · Post #25748 by **Slick Nick** » Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:36 am

Ismellofhockey wrote:Kolya: diminutive of Nikolai... Something seems fishy...

Probably very desperate... if you can't send plungers, please send prayers.

shredz · Post #25749 by **shredz** » Sat Dec 08, 2018 4:59 am

Dog wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
Dog wrote:We do this thing at work where we each get a letter from some poor kid writing santa, buy him stuff and send it back with a letter we write as Santa. Cute, right? I signed up.

I got a 14 year old kid wanting very specifically detailed PS4 gaming equipment (helmets and manettes and shit).

Give him a 10$ gift card for Radioshack, he just need another 390$.

I got him a $50 casque thing-a-majig. Felt like buying cigarettes for a kid. Feeding an addiction type of thing.

Great. Him thinking Santa is a Jew. will throw a whole new monkey wrench of destruction into his already doomed life.

He might become radically anti-semitic, and end up marrying your daughter.

:colbert:

chicpea · Post #25750 by **chicpea** » Sat Dec 08, 2018 5:24 am

If a fourteen-year-old boy wrote to me asking for a headset, I would be very reluctant and cautious, but eventually send him one.

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