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Re: Dog containment thread

Post #4101 by Slick Nick » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:32 pm

Retardé S wrote:I'm supposed to travel to Panama in january, dad got a cute doggo, will probably hang out with my cousins and visit my grand ma.


Did that even happen?
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Post #4102 by Slick Nick » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:33 pm

Dog wrote:Wifey saw her shrink today and was unusually calm and composed in her intervention with my daughter. I had actually guessed she saw her shrink by the manner of the intervention. Yesterday was bad, though. We’ll see. Stay tuned!


Can't wait to have more updates!

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Post #4103 by Retardé S » Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:40 am

Slick Nick wrote:
Retardé S wrote:I'm supposed to travel to Panama in january, dad got a cute doggo, will probably hang out with my cousins and visit my grand ma.


Did that even happen?

Nope, had other expenses :(

But should happen sometime in the next few weeks.
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Re: Dog containment thread

Post #4104 by MP » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:45 am

Your dad got a person who posts walls of text discussing the minutia of existence?
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Post #4105 by Dog » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:56 am

MP wrote:Your dad got a person who posts walls of text discussing the minutia of existence?


You think I’m cute? Awwww!
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Post #4106 by MP » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:58 am

Dog wrote:
MP wrote:Your dad got a person who posts walls of text discussing the minutia of existence?


You think I’m cute? Awwww!

No, no, Retard_S' dad apparently got a cute version of you... Did your wife ship Lil' Ms. Dog to Panama?
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Post #4107 by Dog » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:38 am

MP wrote:
Dog wrote:
MP wrote:Your dad got a person who posts walls of text discussing the minutia of existence?


You think I’m cute? Awwww!

No, no, Retard_S' dad apparently got a cute version of you... Did your wife ship Lil' Ms. Dog to Panama?


Possibly. I haven’t been home in over an hour.

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Post #4108 by AD » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:26 am

Are we having lunch dog? I forget.
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Post #4109 by Dog » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:48 am

AD wrote:Are we having lunch dog? I forget.


Tentative lunch. On friday.
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Post #4110 by AD » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:07 am

Oh right right.
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Post #4111 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:04 am

I suspect 30+ tinder is bunch of rekt strippers trying to milk successful lebs in great suits..

Doggo, you have a 10 000$ suit à me passer pour un photo shoot? I'm 5'8''.
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Post #4112 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:07 am

I had 1 interesting match in 1 week and the cunt unmatched me for no reason,, how is that even legal?
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Post #4113 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:12 am

I might use one of Banes FB profile pics and change my name to mohamed to see what kid of matches I get..
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Post #4114 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:13 am

Then I'll try Doggo
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Post #4115 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:14 am

Maybe Pavel's tits could do it
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Post #4116 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:16 am

I might go post-sex soon
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Post #4117 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:06 am

27 yo perfection match 5 sconds ago..

everything if good fellas

Go back to sleep

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Post #4118 by AD » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:44 am

2 matches on a Wednesday is pretty good Nick. Don't worry about it.
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Post #4119 by Dog » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:42 am

Sad. This is sad!
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Post #4120 by MP » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:15 pm

AD wrote:2 matches on a Wednesday is pretty good Nick. Don't worry about it.

A Wednesday before Valentines Day though...
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Post #4121 by Dog » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:52 pm

MP wrote:
AD wrote:2 matches on a Wednesday is pretty good Nick. Don't worry about it.

A Wednesday before Valentines Day though...


OMG, that’s so sad!
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Post #4122 by Retardé S » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:58 pm

Even foxes have someone :why:

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Post #4123 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:03 pm

MP wrote:
AD wrote:2 matches on a Wednesday is pretty good Nick. Don't worry about it.

A Wednesday before Valentines Day though...


I have plenty of super likes from super ugly girls :colbert:
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Post #4124 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:03 pm

Do you want to be my virtual valentine Tardé?
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Post #4125 by Retardé S » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:10 pm

Slick Nick wrote:Do you want to be my virtual valentine Tardé?


You already got a younger one :crossarms:
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Post #4126 by Retardé S » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:11 pm

I might end up like Kishen if things don't pan out in 10 years

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Post #4127 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:01 pm

Let’s go on double dates tardez
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Post #4128 by Dog » Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:18 pm

Jesus Christ, I’m keeping my wife even if she is nuts.

Thanks for showing me your lives guys! It’s been really helpful.
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Post #4129 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:39 pm

Dog wrote:Jesus Christ, I’m keeping my wife even if she is nuts.

Thanks for showing me your lives guys! It’s been really helpful.


You're welcome, doggo

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Post #4130 by Retardé S » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:29 pm

Dog wrote:Jesus Christ, I’m keeping my wife even if she is nuts.

Thanks for showing me your lives guys! It’s been really helpful.


We did it boys.

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Post #4131 by Retardé S » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:31 pm

Slick Nick wrote:Let’s go on double dates tardez

We have to meet first, the awkwardness could amount to homosexual activity suspicion from our respective dates.


They might be into that though.
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Post #4132 by AD » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:54 pm

Dog wrote:Jesus Christ, I’m keeping my wife even if she is nuts.

Thanks for showing me your lives guys! It’s been really helpful.


I'm dating 3 girls. All crazy. All super high maintenance. One may have cancer. Another wants kids. The 3rd...

... I...

.. can't.


:why:
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Post #4133 by Dog » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:03 pm

WHY IS EVERYBODY CRAZY? Mcphee???
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Post #4134 by Mufasa » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:35 pm

Normality isn't a thing.
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Post #4135 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:36 pm

Retardé S wrote:We have to meet first


Nice tease tardé
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Post #4136 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:38 pm

I didn't have a tinder match today but a 23 year old science pol alumni just messaged me...

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Post #4137 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:45 pm

AD wrote:
Dog wrote:Jesus Christ, I’m keeping my wife even if she is nuts.

Thanks for showing me your lives guys! It’s been really helpful.


I'm dating 3 girls. All crazy. All super high maintenance. One may have cancer. Another wants kids. The 3rd...

... I...

.. can't.


:why:


Why do you need 3 crazy girls though? Isn't one crazy already too much?
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Post #4138 by Dog » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:54 pm

Slick Nick wrote:Isn't one crazy already too much?


That’s what I’m talking about!
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Post #4139 by Slick Nick » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:58 pm

Dog wrote:
Slick Nick wrote:Isn't one crazy already too much?


That’s what I’m talking about!


toi vas sauver ton couple... c'est la St-Valentin sipoire.
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Post #4140 by AD » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:19 am

Slick Nick wrote:
AD wrote:
Dog wrote:Jesus Christ, I’m keeping my wife even if she is nuts.

Thanks for showing me your lives guys! It’s been really helpful.


I'm dating 3 girls. All crazy. All super high maintenance. One may have cancer. Another wants kids. The 3rd...

... I...

.. can't.


:why:


Why do you need 3 crazy girls though? Isn't one crazy already too much?


You think I want this?
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Post #4141 by Dog » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:38 am

Do you want this?
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Post #4142 by AD » Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:03 am

A little actually.
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Post #4143 by AD » Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:03 am

Are we having lunch dog?
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Post #4144 by Dog » Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:34 am

AD wrote:Are we having lunch dog?


I can’t predict the future! What is this??!

(I sent you an email)
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Post #4145 by AD » Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:45 am

Tentatively.
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Post #4146 by Dog » Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:47 am

No, I definately sent you an email. Unequivocally.
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Post #4147 by AD » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:16 am

I'm tentative about this whole situation.
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Post #4148 by Dog » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:33 am

Including the email?
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Post #4149 by Dog » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:02 am

T minus 1 hour and it still looks good, banana. Steady! Steady! Hold!
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Post #4150 by Dog » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:29 am

T minus 20. All systems go.

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