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Post #3051 by Dog » Mon Dec 02, 2019 1:58 pm

I’m just looking for a passage between right and left and can’t find one.

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Post #3052 by Murphy » Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:00 pm

Dog wrote:Had ultrasound and my heart is fine morphologically apparently. It’s the electrical wiring that’s problematic.


Sounds like Craig's old house.
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Post #3053 by AD » Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:19 pm

Its just surprising the dog doesn't have fluid leaking into his lower back ventricle through his tricuspid valve.
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Post #3054 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:04 pm

AD wrote:Do you think we're calling up Cayden Primeau, Not?


Probably Lindgren

Primeau started hot, but he's struggled of late as 20 year old goalies in their first pro season often do.

Lindgren started slow, but he's been better lately.

I'm also hearing this isn't a full time thing for Kinkaid. The idea is to let him get a rhythm in Laval and call him back.
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Post #3055 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:07 pm

Good luck Dog. I'm sure your veterinarian is a great one.





They are putting him down aren't they? and this whole you'll wake up after we fix your heart thing is Bullshit, isn't it?
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Post #3056 by shredz » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:15 pm

AD wrote:Goddamit. He's really going for the broad of the year award isn't he... I think he's just insulted that Nick and Shredz were saying how they only come here for me...


:donger:

Too much to read but this passing truly saddens me.

Moving on, Lol Kinkaid on waivers.
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Post #3057 by Ismellofhockey » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:40 pm

AD wrote:So.. uh... I want to talk about hockey. Like.. Keith Kinkaid being put on waivers.

Where do we talk about such things?


You should probably create a sub-forum for such things.
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Post #3058 by Not » Mon Dec 02, 2019 4:01 pm

AD wrote:Do you think we're calling up Cayden Primeau, Not?


How can you think of hockey in Dog's time of need.











And who gives a fuck...about that Habs that is
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Post #3059 by AD » Mon Dec 02, 2019 4:05 pm

This is a hockey discussion board, Not. Please take your off topic nonsense to the lounge or some other appropriate subforum.

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Post #3060 by MP » Mon Dec 02, 2019 4:28 pm

AD wrote:Its just surprising the dog doesn't have fluid leaking into his lower back ventricle through his tricuspid valve.

Dog's leaky valves has spread to his heart?!
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Post #3061 by shredz » Mon Dec 02, 2019 4:46 pm



I read it as "smart chip" in remembrance of Dog.
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Post #3062 by AD » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:18 pm

"You" "are" not any of "that" "doing" "anything of the "sort" for any "time".
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Post #3063 by shredz » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:21 pm

I agree. Just remembering Dog's senile rants about everything being a simulation, and we're all just computer chips.

Some of us grieve differently. :colbert:
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Post #3064 by AD » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:34 pm

Cayden Primeau called up...

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Post #3065 by Craig » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:22 pm

Good luck with the surgery tomorrow doggo. Remember, don't die.
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Post #3066 by Slick Nick » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:39 pm

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Post #3067 by MP » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:58 pm

More like:

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Post #3068 by shredz » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:29 pm

He's alive!!
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Post #3069 by Dog » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:32 pm

Looks like surgery will be friday.

They took me off the IV and switched to oral meds to see if I can go home and come back Thursday. Ticker started going bonkers again. Looks like i’m stuck here.
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Post #3070 by Dog » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:34 pm

It’s not looking good for our date next Tues, banananers.
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Post #3071 by shredz » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:35 pm

Dog wrote:Looks like surgery will be friday.

They took me off the IV and switched to oral meds to see if I can go home and come back Thursday. Ticker started going bonkers again. Looks like i’m stuck here.


Jokes aside, I wish you nothing but the best man. We need ya here.
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Post #3072 by Mufasa » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:47 pm

Good luck dog, I sincerely didn't know you needed surgery.
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Post #3073 by AD » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:48 pm

Dog wrote:It’s not looking good for our date next Tues, banananers.


What! This is so selfish and unacceptable!
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Post #3074 by AD » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:49 pm

Get your ass healed. You owe me dates in the winter and spring.

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Post #3075 by shredz » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:49 pm

AD wrote:
Dog wrote:It’s not looking good for our date next Tues, banananers.


What! This is so selfish and unacceptable!


How could he be so heartless?
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Post #3076 by Slick Nick » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:27 pm

Dog wrote:Looks like surgery will be friday.

They took me off the IV and switched to oral meds to see if I can go home and come back Thursday. Ticker started going bonkers again. Looks like i’m stuck here.


Courage mon chien. You'll be like new in a couple of weeks.

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Post #3077 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:50 pm

AD wrote:
Dog wrote:It’s not looking good for our date next Tues, banananers.


What! This is so selfish and unacceptable!



I could drive to Montreal and visit the dog. Then replace him on your date.





nah..... that sounds like work.
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Post #3078 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:51 pm

AD wrote:Get your ass healed. You owe me dates in the winter and spring.

:colbert:


His ass is fine. They are operating through the groin.
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Post #3079 by chicpea » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:57 pm

You can do it, chien. I am crossing my fingers for you. oxox from BC.
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Post #3080 by Mufasa » Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:04 pm

Mufasa wrote:Good luck dog, I sincerely didn't know you needed surgery.


I would have said your coffee machine was if I had known.
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Post #3081 by Slick Nick » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:53 am

Now I want a german shepherd :(
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Post #3082 by AD » Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:25 am

Dog?
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Post #3083 by Dog » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:04 am

Still alive, fuckers! Mouhahaha!
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Post #3084 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:20 am

Dog wrote:Still alive, fuckers! Mouhahaha!


Hooray
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Post #3085 by AD » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:04 am

Dog wrote:Still alive, fuckers! Mouhahaha!


There, you get your "survived another day" rep.
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Post #3086 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:07 am

Where do I vote for Broad of the Year?

And who will rep me the most to buy my votes
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Post #3087 by Slick Nick » Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:07 am

Lardé says he’s not coming out of retirement for anything else than brain cancer. I’m sure he wishes you well though.
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Post #3088 by Slick Nick » Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:39 am

So ancestry made an update to my genetic profile and I lost my georgian blood.. replaced with Swedish and German. I feel shame.
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Post #3089 by Mufasa » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:20 pm

My blood was all British, French and native, I'm basicly P-E Trudeau's wet dream.
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Post #3090 by PPJ » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:56 pm

Slick Nick wrote:Image


My cat does that at times. He's wiping his ass
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Post #3091 by PPJ » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:57 pm

Slick Nick wrote:So ancestry made an update to my genetic profile and I lost my georgian blood.. replaced with Swedish and German. I feel shame.


Celebrate dude, you ain't a hateful southern racist hick :colbertsmile:
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Post #3092 by Slick Nick » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:23 pm

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If this is correct, the rumour that my grand-father was adopted by a rich Georgian noble mens is not longer a rumour.
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Post #3093 by Slick Nick » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:26 pm

I might be changing my legal name to Nicolas-Magnus Shanko-Skvortsoff in the near future.
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Post #3094 by PPJ » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:53 pm

My two blue eyed children are clear proof that the rumours of an affair with a Russian sailor docking in India about 1900 or so are clearly true.
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Post #3095 by IcE ColD » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:01 pm

Found a new job, starting next Monday, weeeeee
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

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Post #3096 by PPJ » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:03 pm

How much does data entry pay these days Ice?
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Post #3097 by IcE ColD » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:20 pm

PPJ wrote:How much does data entry pay these days Ice?


lol, data entry, that's a good one

Just bought a Talisker Storm bottle to celebrate. Cheers to all.
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

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Post #3098 by AD » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:21 pm

Penis fluffer?
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Post #3099 by IcE ColD » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:38 pm

Nope, but close. I now design penis tuxedos, so they look more appealing to penis fluffers.
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

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Post #3100 by shredz » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:42 pm

AD, Devils new HC is Alain Jean-Paul Mohammed Nasreddine, of Lebanese descent.

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