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Post #4201 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:40 pm

The boyos are in Kanata looking to get wasted and smash some bints. Scherbong got that Leo DiCaprio look on lock. Juulsen looking like your city's beloved quarterback.

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Post #4202 by Macbeth » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:00 pm

Métèque looks like a guy who's gonna spend the winter in Laval.
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Post #4203 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:19 pm

I feel like he's slowed down a bit, he's a bit less dynamic. Maybe his injury was nagging him.
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Post #4204 by Mufasa » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:20 pm

Retardé S wrote:I feel like he's slowed down a bit, he's a bit less dynamic. Maybe his injury was nagging him.


Maybe he needs to remember what his place is.
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Post #4205 by Macbeth » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:22 pm

Maybe he can fuck right off.
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Post #4206 by Slick Nick » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:26 pm

I would think about propecia is I was Noah.... so sad to lose beautiful mens to dihydrotestostérone.
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Post #4207 by Mufasa » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:28 pm

Slick Nick wrote:I would think about propecia is I was Noah.... so sad to lose beautiful mens to dihydrotestostérone.


They all have a very weak hairline, except for Métèque.
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Post #4208 by Slick Nick » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:30 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Slick Nick wrote:I would think about propecia is I was Noah.... so sad to lose beautiful mens to dihydrotestostérone.


They all have a very weak hairline, except for Métèque.


Metek has slique hair... should last until 30s
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Post #4209 by Slick Nick » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:30 pm

Auston is bald by 24.

Screencap this.
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Post #4210 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:36 pm

Juul still has thick hair, he'll be fine. Plus he's got the jaw and the butt chin on top of being 6'2, you can't really compete with that.

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Post #4211 by Macbeth » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:37 pm

What the fuck Scherbak, though, right ?

What the fuck this guy... ?
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Post #4212 by Slick Nick » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:41 pm

Retardé S wrote:Juul still has thick hair, he'll be fine. Plus he's got the jaw and the butt chin on top of being 6'2, you can't really compete with that.

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Perfect sized nipples as well. But the hair will go.
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Post #4213 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:42 pm

Koko looking like the fucking Joker
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Post #4214 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:44 pm

Macbeth wrote:What the fuck Scherbak, though, right ?

What the fuck this guy... ?

He must be wishing Verge démon joins the team asap, tired of being passed around.
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Post #4215 by Mufasa » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:45 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Macbeth wrote:What the fuck Scherbak, though, right ?

What the fuck this guy... ?

He must be wishing Verge démon joins the team asap, tired of being passed around.


Weak lips if you ask me. To quote Nick "You have terrible taste in lips".
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Post #4216 by Macbeth » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:45 pm

Kotpitar does look like Le Blagueur.

We're set for life, boys.
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Post #4217 by Slick Nick » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:46 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Macbeth wrote:What the fuck Scherbak, though, right ?

What the fuck this guy... ?

He must be wishing Verge démon joins the team asap, tired of being passed around.


Weak lips if you ask me. To quote Nick "You have terrible taste in lips".


*male lips was the original quote
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Post #4218 by Macbeth » Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:01 pm

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:The boyos are in Kanata looking to get wasted and smash some bints. Scherbong got that Leo DiCaprio look on lock. Juulsen looking like your city's beloved quarterback.

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Lord Cheese (guy on the left) made the Habs this year?

He's just harassing the poor guys, and trying to pick one up.

Chazzies licking a bum, that's what.
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Post #4219 by AD » Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:04 pm

Ain't nothing wrong with a little harmless flirt here or there..
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Post #4220 by Macbeth » Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:09 pm

AD wrote:Ain't nothing wrong with a little harmless flirt here or there..

Is this harmless though ?
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Post #4221 by Twitter bArt » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:03 pm

Retardé S wrote:I feel like he's slowed down a bit, he's a bit less dynamic. Maybe his injury was nagging him.



he hasn't slowed down
The team has sped up
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4222 by Retardé S » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:43 pm

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:The boyos are in Kanata looking to get wasted and smash some bints. Scherbong got that Leo DiCaprio look on lock. Juulsen looking like your city's beloved quarterback.

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Lord Cheese (guy on the left) made the Habs this year?

Huh? I thought that was Jordie Benn
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Post #4223 by Macbeth » Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:03 pm

Benn is a better looking mens, :crossarms: .
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Post #4224 by Ismellofhockey » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:02 pm

Macbeth wrote:Kotpitar does look like Le Blagueur.

We're set for life, boys.


It's not just a passing resemblance either. May as well call him Jack. He's probably offing his #1 guy as we speak.
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Post #4225 by Macbeth » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:22 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:
Macbeth wrote:Kotpitar does look like Le Blagueur.

We're set for life, boys.


It's not just a passing resemblance either. May as well call him Jack. He's probably offing his #1 guy as we speak.

Probly about to off me as well.
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Post #4227 by Retardé S » Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:39 pm

Max is a great guy and there's nothing you can do or say about it

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Post #4228 by Mufasa » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:57 pm

Retardé S wrote:Max is a great guy and there's nothing you can do or say about it



Already my favorite Habs of all time.
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Post #4229 by Ismellofhockey » Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:52 pm

He's touched every single one of those boys, showed them the ropes and tied them to their goals. Great mens.
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Post #4230 by Retardé S » Sat Nov 03, 2018 1:14 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:He's touched every single one of those boys, showed them the ropes and tied them to their goals. Great mens.

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Post #4231 by Twitter bArt » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:37 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:He's touched every single one of those boys, showed them the ropes and tied them to their goals. Great mens.



sounds like il est plus catholique que le pape
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #4232 by PPJ » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:34 pm

Can’t wait until Max has his own brand
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Post #4233 by Mufasa » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:25 pm

Kenny Agostino rappellé, that's why we can't have nice things.
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Post #4234 by Retardé S » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:34 pm

He might be the dumbest player I've ever seen
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Post #4235 by Macbeth » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:01 am

Voyons, sacrament...
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Post #4236 by Not » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:03 pm

Retardé S wrote:He might be the dumbest player I've ever seen


That award has been attributed for life to Boolio
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Post #4237 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:41 pm

Andrei Kostitsyn
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Post #4238 by Mufasa » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:12 am

Tomas Tatar, 14pts in 16 games.

Max Pacioretty 2pts in 12 games.

Drouin on pace for 62pts.
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Post #4239 by Macbeth » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:04 pm

Couldn't care less about Porchetti.

Hope he dies.
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Post #4240 by MP » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:52 pm

Why would hope for someone to die that you don't care about?
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Post #4241 by AD » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:53 pm

I hope everyone dies.
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Post #4242 by AD » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:53 pm

And so far, it's going well.
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Post #4243 by AD » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:54 pm

Have yet to meet an immortal.
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Post #4244 by MP » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:56 pm

So you're dabbling in necrophilia now? I'm starting to worry about you nanners...
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Post #4245 by Mufasa » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:58 pm

AD wrote:Have yet to meet an immortal.

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Post #4246 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:11 pm

Isn't everyone immortal until they die and / or no one immortal until you can prove that they can't die?

/ Schroedinger's vagina.
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Post #4247 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:27 pm

It only takes one.
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Post #4248 by Macbeth » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:04 pm

MP wrote:Why would hope for someone to die that you don't care about?

Two unconnected propositions.
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