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Post #4701 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:19 pm

https://montrealgazette.com/sports/hock ... 1539813456

Rookie Jesperi Kotkaniemi sits right beside Brendan Gallagher in the Canadiens’ locker room in Brossard.

Was that by design?

“I’m not sure,” Gallagher said after practice Tuesday at the Bell Sports Complex. “I honestly think it might have just been an empty stall or something like that. You’d have to ask Gervy (Pierre Gervais, the Canadiens’ longtime equipment manager). Maybe they put some thought into it.”

Gervy wasn’t around, so I decided to ask Claude Julien. There was a long pause and a small smile before the head coach answered the question.

Finally: “I would say … I’m going to hold back on this because I’ll get myself in trouble,” Julien said with a smile. “But it’s good. I think Gally’s an easy guy to get along with and he’s a fun guy to get along with. What I would say is that a lot of the players’ kids love Gally because he spends time playing with them. In an indirect way, he’s a good fit for him.”

In other words, Gallagher has a new kid to play with.


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Post #4702 by AD » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:25 pm

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Post #4703 by Macbeth » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:45 am

Je suis fasciné par les gens qui sont incapables de tirer de la joie et du divertissement des "succès" (relatifs) de l'équipe au profit d'un TANK hypothétique qui rapporterait à Canadien un potentiel JOUEUR FRANCHISE.

Des gars qui ont pas le bonheur facile.
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Post #4704 by Mufasa » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:58 am

Je sais, ça me fait capoter. Comme si c'était impossible d'apprécier le hockey si c'est pas avec Crosby et Malkin.
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Post #4705 by Macbeth » Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:01 pm

Mufasa wrote:Je sais, ça me fait capoter. Comme si c'était impossible d'apprécier le hockey si c'est pas avec Crosby et Malkin.

J'aimerais ça leur parler, voir qui ils sont dans la vraie vie, ces beaux gars-là.

À quel point ce vitriol déversé sur leur équipe favorite n'est pas l'expression d'un malaise plus grand encore, celui de l'âme.
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Post #4706 by Retardé S » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:05 pm

Nah, c'est ben l'fun ce qui arrive mais il nous faut Hughes + Lafreniere.
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Post #4707 by AD » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:06 pm

As usual, Retardé is correct.
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Post #4708 by Macbeth » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:10 pm

Hughes on s'en câlisse.

Alexis par contre...
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Post #4709 by Mufasa » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:54 pm

Macbeth wrote:
Mufasa wrote:Je sais, ça me fait capoter. Comme si c'était impossible d'apprécier le hockey si c'est pas avec Crosby et Malkin.

J'aimerais ça leur parler, voir qui ils sont dans la vraie vie, ces beaux gars-là.

À quel point ce vitriol déversé sur leur équipe favorite n'est pas l'expression d'un malaise plus grand encore, celui de l'âme.


J’appellerais ça des esprits malades.
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Post #4710 by Macbeth » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:25 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Mufasa wrote:Je sais, ça me fait capoter. Comme si c'était impossible d'apprécier le hockey si c'est pas avec Crosby et Malkin.

J'aimerais ça leur parler, voir qui ils sont dans la vraie vie, ces beaux gars-là.

À quel point ce vitriol déversé sur leur équipe favorite n'est pas l'expression d'un malaise plus grand encore, celui de l'âme.


J’appellerais ça des esprits malades.

On fait un film là-dessus.

"Les esprits malades, ou La Génétique Faible chez le Fanatique de Canadien"
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Post #4711 by Mufasa » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:45 pm

Les esprits malades : une génétique miséreuse sur les traces de nos glorieux.
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Post #4712 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:16 pm

After we win the cup we’ll just ship Kotka out for a 2019 first rounder from the Leafs or whatever dogshit Canadian team it is that is expected to finish last this year, and do it all over again. Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4713 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:40 pm

The boyos are in Kanata looking to get wasted and smash some bints. Scherbong got that Leo DiCaprio look on lock. Juulsen looking like your city's beloved quarterback.

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Post #4714 by Macbeth » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:00 pm

Métèque looks like a guy who's gonna spend the winter in Laval.
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Post #4715 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:19 pm

I feel like he's slowed down a bit, he's a bit less dynamic. Maybe his injury was nagging him.
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Post #4716 by Mufasa » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:20 pm

Retardé S wrote:I feel like he's slowed down a bit, he's a bit less dynamic. Maybe his injury was nagging him.


Maybe he needs to remember what his place is.
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Post #4717 by Macbeth » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:22 pm

Maybe he can fuck right off.
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Post #4718 by Slick Nick » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:26 pm

I would think about propecia is I was Noah.... so sad to lose beautiful mens to dihydrotestostérone.
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Post #4719 by Mufasa » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:28 pm

Slick Nick wrote:I would think about propecia is I was Noah.... so sad to lose beautiful mens to dihydrotestostérone.


They all have a very weak hairline, except for Métèque.
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Post #4720 by Slick Nick » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:30 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Slick Nick wrote:I would think about propecia is I was Noah.... so sad to lose beautiful mens to dihydrotestostérone.


They all have a very weak hairline, except for Métèque.


Metek has slique hair... should last until 30s
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Post #4721 by Slick Nick » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:30 pm

Auston is bald by 24.

Screencap this.
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Post #4722 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:36 pm

Juul still has thick hair, he'll be fine. Plus he's got the jaw and the butt chin on top of being 6'2, you can't really compete with that.

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Post #4723 by Macbeth » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:37 pm

What the fuck Scherbak, though, right ?

What the fuck this guy... ?
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Post #4724 by Slick Nick » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:41 pm

Retardé S wrote:Juul still has thick hair, he'll be fine. Plus he's got the jaw and the butt chin on top of being 6'2, you can't really compete with that.

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Perfect sized nipples as well. But the hair will go.
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Post #4725 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:42 pm

Koko looking like the fucking Joker
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Post #4726 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:44 pm

Macbeth wrote:What the fuck Scherbak, though, right ?

What the fuck this guy... ?

He must be wishing Verge démon joins the team asap, tired of being passed around.
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Post #4727 by Mufasa » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:45 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Macbeth wrote:What the fuck Scherbak, though, right ?

What the fuck this guy... ?

He must be wishing Verge démon joins the team asap, tired of being passed around.


Weak lips if you ask me. To quote Nick "You have terrible taste in lips".
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Post #4728 by Macbeth » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:45 pm

Kotpitar does look like Le Blagueur.

We're set for life, boys.
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Post #4729 by Slick Nick » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:46 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Macbeth wrote:What the fuck Scherbak, though, right ?

What the fuck this guy... ?

He must be wishing Verge démon joins the team asap, tired of being passed around.


Weak lips if you ask me. To quote Nick "You have terrible taste in lips".


*male lips was the original quote
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Post #4730 by Dog » Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:05 am

Retardé S wrote:The boyos are in Kanata looking to get wasted and smash some bints. Scherbong got that Leo DiCaprio look on lock. Juulsen looking like your city's beloved quarterback.

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Lord Cheese (guy on the left) made the Habs this year?
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Post #4731 by Macbeth » Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:01 pm

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:The boyos are in Kanata looking to get wasted and smash some bints. Scherbong got that Leo DiCaprio look on lock. Juulsen looking like your city's beloved quarterback.

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Lord Cheese (guy on the left) made the Habs this year?

He's just harassing the poor guys, and trying to pick one up.

Chazzies licking a bum, that's what.
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Post #4732 by AD » Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:04 pm

Ain't nothing wrong with a little harmless flirt here or there..
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Post #4733 by Macbeth » Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:09 pm

AD wrote:Ain't nothing wrong with a little harmless flirt here or there..

Is this harmless though ?
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Post #4734 by Twitter bArt » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:03 pm

Retardé S wrote:I feel like he's slowed down a bit, he's a bit less dynamic. Maybe his injury was nagging him.



he hasn't slowed down
The team has sped up
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4735 by Retardé S » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:43 pm

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:The boyos are in Kanata looking to get wasted and smash some bints. Scherbong got that Leo DiCaprio look on lock. Juulsen looking like your city's beloved quarterback.

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Lord Cheese (guy on the left) made the Habs this year?

Huh? I thought that was Jordie Benn
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Post #4736 by Dog » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:07 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:The boyos are in Kanata looking to get wasted and smash some bints. Scherbong got that Leo DiCaprio look on lock. Juulsen looking like your city's beloved quarterback.

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Lord Cheese (guy on the left) made the Habs this year?

Huh? I thought that was Jordie Benn


One does not exclude the other, Retarder!
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Post #4737 by Macbeth » Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:03 pm

Benn is a better looking mens, :crossarms: .
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Post #4738 by Ismellofhockey » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:02 pm

Macbeth wrote:Kotpitar does look like Le Blagueur.

We're set for life, boys.


It's not just a passing resemblance either. May as well call him Jack. He's probably offing his #1 guy as we speak.
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Post #4739 by Macbeth » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:22 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:
Macbeth wrote:Kotpitar does look like Le Blagueur.

We're set for life, boys.


It's not just a passing resemblance either. May as well call him Jack. He's probably offing his #1 guy as we speak.

Probly about to off me as well.
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Post #4741 by Retardé S » Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:39 pm

Max is a great guy and there's nothing you can do or say about it

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Post #4742 by Mufasa » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:57 pm

Retardé S wrote:Max is a great guy and there's nothing you can do or say about it



Already my favorite Habs of all time.
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Post #4743 by Ismellofhockey » Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:52 pm

He's touched every single one of those boys, showed them the ropes and tied them to their goals. Great mens.
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Post #4744 by Retardé S » Sat Nov 03, 2018 1:14 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:He's touched every single one of those boys, showed them the ropes and tied them to their goals. Great mens.

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Post #4745 by Twitter bArt » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:37 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:He's touched every single one of those boys, showed them the ropes and tied them to their goals. Great mens.



sounds like il est plus catholique que le pape
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



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Post #4746 by PPJ » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:34 pm

Can’t wait until Max has his own brand
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Post #4747 by Mufasa » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:25 pm

Kenny Agostino rappellé, that's why we can't have nice things.
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Post #4748 by Retardé S » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:34 pm

He might be the dumbest player I've ever seen
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Post #4749 by Macbeth » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:01 am

Voyons, sacrament...
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Post #4750 by Not » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:03 pm

Retardé S wrote:He might be the dumbest player I've ever seen


That award has been attributed for life to Boolio

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