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Re: Post-Season General Hockey Shit

Post #3151 by Retardé S » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:27 am

We need wingers to replace our wingers when they fail at C.
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Post #3152 by Dog » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:45 am

Worst franchise ever.

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Post #3153 by Dog » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:53 am

Dog wrote:Worst franchise ever.

:why:


Actually, that's not quite true. I'm also an Arsenal fan.

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Post #3154 by PPJ » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:01 am

Dog wrote:
Dog wrote:Worst franchise ever.

:why:


Actually, that's not quite true. I'm also an Arsenal fan.

:why:


I'm a Bills fan :why:
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Post #3155 by Dog » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:07 am

PPJ wrote:
Dog wrote:
Dog wrote:Worst franchise ever.

:why:


Actually, that's not quite true. I'm also an Arsenal fan.

:why:


I'm a Bills fan :why:


Me too.

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Post #3156 by TittiesNBeer » Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:39 pm

Dog wrote:
Dog wrote:Worst franchise ever.

:why:


Actually, that's not quite true. I'm also an Arsenal fan.

:why:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I want to see Fido on Arsenal Fan TV
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Post #3157 by Mufasa » Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:40 pm

Completly forgot about Pete Holland.

Patch - Danolt - Drouin
Lehkonen - Holland - Galchenyuk
Huge - Plek - Gallagher
DLR - Mike Mike - Byron

Jerabek - Weber
Alzner - Petry
Morrow - Shlemale

Price
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Post #3158 by Dog » Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:48 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:
Dog wrote:
Dog wrote:Worst franchise ever.

:why:


Actually, that's not quite true. I'm also an Arsenal fan.

:why:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I want to see Fido on Arsenal Fan TV


#WENGEROUT!!!!!!

Seriously, this window was the staw that broke the camel's back. They came out of it making a profit, ffs. 6th richest club in the world. I think I going into dormancy as a fan until Kroenke sells. May even bangwaggon on your Tottenham Spurs a bit, always liked them despite the north London rivalry. Always considered them "little Arsenal".
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Post #3159 by Dog » Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:52 pm

Although I'll be damned before I supoort another club through a stadium financing like I did for Arsenal. Maybe I should just support a souless oil club. PSG!!! Nah.

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Post #3160 by Twitter bArt » Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:57 pm

anybody check PK's basement for Ribs
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #3161 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:08 pm

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Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #3162 by Mufasa » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:40 pm

Bernie would have won.
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Post #3164 by AD » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:14 pm

Sad..for the Habs.
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Post #3165 by Mufasa » Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:14 am

Duchesne for 2019 3rd round pick and 2020 6th round pick.

Patch - Drouin - Galch (159 goals)
Lehkonen - Douche - Gallagher (120 goals)
Byron - Danolt - Chat (3 goals)
DLR - Plek - Massif (43 goals)

Shlemolo - Weber (57 goals)
Alzner - Petry (1 goal)
Jawbroke - Morrow (32 goals)

Price (13 goals)

So 419 goals for the season.
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Post #3166 by vonbonds » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:59 pm

Price would be the leading goal scorer for the Dovals this year
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Post #3167 by Dog » Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:45 pm

Mufasa wrote:Duchesne for 2019 3rd round pick and 2020 6th round pick.

Patch - Drouin - Galch (159 goals)
Lehkonen - Douche - Gallagher (120 goals)
Byron - Danolt - Chat (3 goals)
DLR - Plek - Massif (43 goals)

Shlemolo - Weber (57 goals)
Alzner - Petry (1 goal)
Jawbroke - Morrow (32 goals)

Price (13 goals)

So 419 goals for the season.


We're tarding Galch for Duchene and you know it.
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Post #3168 by Retardé S » Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:10 pm

So early on we got

Patch-Drouin-Hemsky
Chong-Danault-Gallagher
Dong Massif-Pleks-Koné2018
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Post #3169 by Dog » Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:21 pm

Let's just focus on 2018-19, shall we?
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Post #3170 by Retardé S » Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:27 pm

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Post #3171 by vonbonds » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:48 pm

Why is Brenden Frasier crying?
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Post #3172 by Retardé S » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:08 pm

vonbonds wrote:Why is Brenden Frasier crying?

Because he just got his shit fucked up
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Post #3173 by vonbonds » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:20 pm

ahhhh
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Post #3174 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:32 pm

Top six has some merit (except for the skilled left handed Russian playing LW :donger:).
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #3175 by PPJ » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:08 am

edgar_dong wrote:Top six has some merit (except for the skilled left handed Russian playing LW :donger:).


Max Drouin Galch

You happy now?
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Post #3176 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:31 pm

PPJ wrote:
edgar_dong wrote:Top six has some merit (except for the skilled left handed Russian playing LW :donger:).


Max Drouin Galch

You happy now?


"And now a 29th de facto..." :coley_moley:
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #3177 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:07 pm

Dong Massif saucing on us, sets up Pikachu twice
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Post #3178 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:36 pm

Audette is the next Desharnais
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Post #3179 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:42 pm

Massif sets up Streit
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Post #3181 by Twitter bArt » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:07 pm

:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #3182 by Twitter bArt » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:57 pm

"Just heard Francois Gagnon say that ..."if Price, Drouin, Weber, Pacioretty get hurt, #Habs won't make playoffs."
Any team wouldn't!! Smh"
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #3183 by Craig » Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:51 pm

I wonder what the Rangers would want for Holden. He's not getting played, and he's maybe a good fit for us.
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Post #3184 by Retardé S » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:09 pm

Craig wrote:I wonder what the Rangers would want for Holden. He's not getting played, and he's maybe a good fit for us.


He was one of the Ds I hoped they would go after in the post-season.
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Post #3185 by TittiesNBeer » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:52 am

Craig wrote:I wonder what the Rangers would want for Holden. He's not getting played, and he's maybe a good fit for us.


Not a bad idea. He would be a nice pickup for this team. He has the puckmoving talent on the left side that is lacking.

That said another two points for Jerabek in the AHL last night. He is easily better than all of Streit, Morrow, Davidson in my book. He should be up and in the lineup imo.
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Post #3186 by Mufasa » Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:00 pm

Demain matin mourial m'attend.
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Post #3187 by PPJ » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:02 pm

Read somewhere that the habs are 1st in Corsi so far this season, lol. That can't be true, can it?
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Post #3188 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:45 pm

Second only to Miami's Panthers in CF%. Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #3189 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:34 pm

PPJ wrote:Read somewhere that the habs are 1st in Corsi so far this season, lol. That can't be true, can it?


And worst in PDO.

Realistically team should be 3-1 and not 1-3.
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Post #3190 by Dog » Thu Oct 12, 2017 9:01 pm

This team is dogshit, beaker. Accept it. Embrace it.
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Post #3191 by AD » Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:06 am

That says more about Corsi than it does about the Habs.
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Post #3192 by Dog » Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:52 am

AD wrote:That says more about Corsi than it does about the Habs.


Blasphemy! Corsi is the best approximation of a game clock tracking team possession that the 21st century can muster.
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Post #3193 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:10 am

Dog wrote:
AD wrote:That says more about Corsi than it does about the Habs.


Blasphemy! Corsi is the best approximation of a game clock tracking team possession that the 21st century can muster.


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Post #3194 by TittiesNBeer » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:38 am

AD wrote:That says more about Corsi than it does about the Habs.


What does it say... that in small samples you can get weird results? We knew this already.
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Post #3195 by vonbonds » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:41 am

Shots.Fired.
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Post #3196 by AD » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:41 am

TittiesNBeer wrote:
AD wrote:That says more about Corsi than it does about the Habs.


What does it say... that in small samples you can get weird results? We knew this already.


That says more about you than about Corsi.
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Post #3197 by Mufasa » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:26 am

AD wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:
AD wrote:That says more about Corsi than it does about the Habs.


What does it say... that in small samples you can get weird results? We knew this already.


That says more about you than about Corsi.


That says more about corsi than about Beaks.
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Post #3198 by Dog » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:39 am

This is all very telling.
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Post #3199 by TittiesNBeer » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:23 am

Dog wrote:This is all very telling.
Ive been enlightened.
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Post #3200 by Retardé S » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:24 am

I don't understand how you can base your analysis on shots. It's fucking lazy. Team deserves to be 1-3 at this point, could easily be 0-4.

I mean, the point of offense is not solely shooting the puck, it's to truly challenge and destabilize your opponent's defense, which the habs do way too sparingly for me to even entertain the "we dominate, but we're unlucky" narrative. The defence the first 3 games (didn't watch last game) was breaking down on command. While the offence generated shots, the habs are obviously struggling to generate meaningful offense. Much less with a deficit.

At least Julien is emphasizing that message to the team instead of the "Why me?" shit-show we got from Therrien.

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