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Post #151 by PPJ » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:27 am

AD wrote:That would have been a catastrophy.


How so?
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Post #152 by AD » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:32 am

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:How so?


Patrick Roy, in Montreal, on TV and on the radio and in the papers every minute... in a scrum.. after a 3-4 game losing streak...

Shades of 1995 Joey.
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Post #153 by PPJ » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:36 am

AD wrote:Patrick Roy, in Montreal, on TV and on the radio and in the papers every minute... in a scrum.. after a 3-4 game losing streak...

Shades of 1995 Joey.


I'm with Ice on this one.
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Post #154 by Artie » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:09 am

Renaud Lavoie ‏@LavoieRenaud 4m
Le Canadien aura besoin de 2 gardiens et 4 défenseurs "amateurs" pour le retour à l'entrainement le 19 février pour remplacer les olympiens.

IcE...you have some available time. Get your gear ready
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #155 by Artie » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:09 am

hockey30.com ‏@HOCKEY30_com 5m
Therrien de retour sur le HOT SEAT? Crawford prend de plus en plus de place dans les rumeurs http://fb.me/VIKGJKdF
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #156 by Artie » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:12 am

Artie wrote:Renaud Lavoie ‏@LavoieRenaud 4m
Le Canadien aura besoin de 2 gardiens et 4 défenseurs "amateurs" pour le retour à l'entrainement le 19 février pour remplacer les olympiens.

IcE...you have some available time. Get your gear ready


Renaud Lavoie ‏@LavoieRenaud 7m
Pas question de rappeler des joueurs de Hamilton parce que les Bulldogs vont poursuivre leur saison. #canadiens
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #157 by Retarder S » Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:35 pm

Artie wrote:hockey30.com ‏@HOCKEY30_com 5m
Therrien de retour sur le HOT SEAT? Crawford prend de plus en plus de place dans les rumeurs http://fb.me/VIKGJKdF


I'd like to see the coach help Eller to get out of his funk just like he did with Desharnais.
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Post #158 by Retarder S » Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:45 pm

"Ouise" -Gaston Therrien
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Post #159 by Craig » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:57 pm

Markov went and got himself a new agent. Sergei Berezin.
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Post #160 by Artie » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:59 pm

yes we know that, Craig
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #161 by edgar_dong » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:14 pm

[CENTER] :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:

[SIZE="7"][CENTER]"COMING UP THERE, BER/ZIN..."[/CENTER][/size] :coley_moley: [/CENTER]
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Post #162 by AD » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:15 pm

Berezin is the scorer of the 10,000 Habs goal on home ice and therefore shall forever be engraved in all our hearts as a hero.
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Post #163 by edgar_dong » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:21 pm

AD wrote:Berezin is the scorer of the 10,000 Habs goal on home ice and therefore shall forever be engraved in all our hearts as a hero.


B/rezin is the set-up man for the finish of one of the great overtime periods of our time.
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Post #164 by edgar_dong » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:21 pm

And nothing more. :colbert:
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Post #165 by Artie » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:33 pm

i thought he was dead

must be some other non descript russian that played for us
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #166 by Dog » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:56 pm

He fired meehan and hired Sergei Berezin?

Oh noes, this means he's going back to Rusha!
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Post #167 by Dog » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:57 pm

Likely means he's a cheap bastard and Berezin takes a fraction of Meehan's commission.
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Post #168 by Artie » Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:13 pm

Markov is Berezing's only customer right now
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #169 by Dog » Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:59 pm

How Gerry Maguire.
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Post #170 by Dog » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:01 pm

Help me help you, André. Help. Me. Help. You.

/berezin in rushan accent.
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Post #171 by habfan4 » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:26 pm

AD wrote:Berezin is the scorer of the 10,000 Habs goal on home ice and therefore shall forever be engraved in all our hearts as a hero.


Image
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Post #172 by Retarder S » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:35 pm

AD wrote:Berezin is the scorer of the 10,000 Habs goal on home ice and therefore shall forever be engraved in all our hearts as a hero.


[CENTER]Image[/CENTER]
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Post #173 by Dog » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:40 pm

RRS wrote:[CENTER]Image[/CENTER]


Isn't that greg('s avatar)?
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Post #174 by Retarder S » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:42 pm

Dog wrote:Isn't that greg('s avatar)?


Does Gregg's avatar move?
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Post #175 by Dog » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:45 pm

RRS wrote:Does Gregg's avatar move?


I don't know. I have avatar's disabled.
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Post #176 by Craig » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:45 pm

RRS wrote:Does Gregg's avatar move?


It might if you touch it.
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Post #177 by Artie » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:45 pm

Dog wrote:I don't know. I have avatar's disabled.


so does Greg's brain
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #178 by Retarder S » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:28 pm

Craig wrote:It might if you touch it.

Why don't you touch it, Craig?
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Post #179 by Craig » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:29 pm

RRS wrote:Why don't you touch it, Craig?


The wife's home.
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Did she touch it?
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Post #181 by Dog » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:43 am

AD wrote:Did she touch it?


His monkey?
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Post #182 by Dog » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:44 am

Well, at least it looks like a monkey.
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Post #183 by Dog » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:47 am

Dog wrote:Well, at least it looks like a monkey.


Probably smells like one too.
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Post #184 by AD » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:50 am

Hairy though.
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Post #185 by Craig » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:16 am

AD wrote:Did she touch it?


She's got a cold.
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Post #186 by Artie » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:12 am

Stormin Norman ‏@Stormin1Norman 2m
Very interesting comments from #Habs D coach JJ.Daigneault on PK Subban I don't want him to be a running back I want him to be a QB #NHL
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #187 by IcE ColD » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:21 am

How about being a Cam Newton?
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Post #188 by Macbeth » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:43 am

IcE ColD wrote:How about being a Cam Newton?


Cam Newton's not a QB ?
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Post #189 by Artie » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:51 am

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News #Habs Andrei Markov wants to stay in Montreal both sides are talking and they are going thru the process to make a deal #NHL
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #190 by habfan4 » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:55 am

Artie wrote:Stormin Norman ‏@Stormin1Norman 5m
News #Habs Andrei Markov wants to stay in Montreal both sides are talking and they are going thru the process to make a deal #NHL


No surprise there, the guy wants to retire as a Hab. Markov will settle for less than market value and very likely for a shorter term deal than he'd like.
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Post #191 by Macbeth » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:58 am

habfan4 wrote:No surprise there, the guy wants to retire as a Hab. Markov will settle for less than market value and very likely for a shorter term deal than he'd like.


Two at four would be fantastic.
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Post #192 by edgar_dong » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:01 pm

Four at four; forced to walk away after point five. :why:
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Post #193 by IcE ColD » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:14 pm

Macbeth wrote:Cam Newton's not a QB ?


He is. But he is also one of the best (if not the best) QB at rushing the ball quite proficiently.

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Post #194 by Mufasa » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:15 pm

Mongournival will have to go through 7 days concussion protocol.
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Post #195 by AD » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:16 pm

JJ daignault wants a QB that can rush. Not a RB that can try a trick play pass once every 5 seasons.

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Post #196 by Dog » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:42 pm

Macbeth wrote:Two at four would be fantastic.


I've been saying 2for8 or 9 since the beginning. Get your own predictions.

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Post #197 by Craig » Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:10 pm

AD wrote:JJ daignault wants a QB that can rush. Not a RB that can try a trick play pass once every 5 seasons.

:colbert:


So we can win as many championships as all those teams that had Vick, McNair and McNabb in their primes?
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Post #198 by Macbeth » Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:40 pm

IcE ColD wrote:He is. But he is also one of the best (if not the best) QB at rushing the ball quite proficiently.

En d'autres termes, l'un n'empêche pas l'autre!


C'est ça, mens. C'EST ÇA !

Dog wrote:I've been saying 2for8 or 9 since the beginning. Get your own predictions.

:crossarms:


It wasn't a prediction.

It was... a wish.
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Post #199 by Artie » Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:45 pm

2 yrs at 2 per yr = total 4
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #200 by AD » Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:47 pm

Artie wrote:2 yrs at 2 per yr = total 4


That's not what he said.

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