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Post #3101 by Retarder S » Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:42 am

Chuck disappears on the LW, at least at C, we can see him fuck up.
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Post #3103 by Dog » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:34 pm

The brain department.
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Post #3104 by Retarder S » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:40 pm

Todd probably reads our GDTs. We have the best GDTs, believe me.
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Post #3105 by Not » Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:47 pm

Anyone still think Eller is better than Shaw?

Plays with two good wingers and still invisible.
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Post #3106 by edgar_dong » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:18 pm

No one here wanted Lawrence over The Shawstopper, you silly gus. :colbert:
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Post #3107 by Mufasa » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:35 pm

edgar_dong wrote:No one here wanted Lawrence over The Shawstopper, you silly gus. :colbert:


Pierre McGuire said he was an elite third line centermens.
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Post #3108 by edgar_dong » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:40 pm

Mufasa wrote:
edgar_dong wrote:No one here wanted Lawrence over The Shawstopper, you silly gus. :colbert:


Pierre McGuire said he was an elite third line centermens.


Just took a penalty with sixteen seconds left. Image
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Post #3109 by Mufasa » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:06 pm

edgar_dong wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
edgar_dong wrote:No one here wanted Lawrence over The Shawstopper, you silly gus. :colbert:


Pierre McGuire said he was an elite third line centermens.


Just took a penalty with sixteen seconds left. Image


Well, the Leafs scored on that PP and the Leafs are leading the serie. Great news. That would be the ideal match up for the mighty Habs.
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Post #3110 by Retarder S » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:55 pm

The leafs would tear us apart
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Post #3111 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:21 pm

Mufasa wrote:
edgar_dong wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
Pierre McGuire said he was an elite third line centermens.


Just took a penalty with sixteen seconds left. Image


Well, the Leafs scored on that PP and the Leafs are leading the serie. Great news. That would be the ideal match up for the mighty Habs.

If they win. The leafs play the penguins
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Post #3112 by Retarder S » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:27 pm

Subban is sooo slow, not the same dynamism from 3 years ago. Lead passes are still on point though.
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Post #3113 by Macbeth » Tue Apr 18, 2017 12:02 am

Retarder S wrote:Subban is sooo slow, not the same dynamism from 3 years ago. Lead passes are still on point though.

Not as slow as Marc Staal.

I'm quicker than that fuck and I haven't skated in, like, 25 years.
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Post #3114 by Retarder S » Tue Apr 18, 2017 12:40 am

Playing more of a shutdown role this series with Ekholm, Toews is frustrated.
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Post #3115 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:48 pm

Philippe Quentin ressemble à une lesbienne allemande dans la 50aine.
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Post #3116 by Retarder S » Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:54 am

Desharnais just scored an OT winner
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Post #3117 by Dog » Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:51 am

Retarder S wrote:Desharnais just scored an OT winner


Wish we could say that about New DD, Dano.

:why:
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Post #3118 by edgar_dong » Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:07 pm

Set up the equalizer, too. It was a treat to watch. : )
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Post #3119 by TittiesNBeer » Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:39 pm

DD was the clutch goal scorer on that line all along. :why:
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Post #3120 by Dog » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:41 pm

The snes have home ice advantage? Lol, this playoff format is so stupid.
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Post #3121 by Dog » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:42 pm

Also, if the snes can beat the rags, how bad were the habs??!

:why:
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Post #3122 by MP » Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:21 pm

Dog wrote:Also, if the snes can beat the rags, how bad were the habs??!

:why:

Not bad, just weren't built for the playoffs.
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Post #3123 by IcE ColD » Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:25 am

MP wrote:
Dog wrote:Also, if the snes can beat the rags, how bad were the habs??!

:why:

Not bad, just weren't built for the playoffs.


They were built for one round of it. :colbert:
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Post #3124 by Dog » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:13 am

MP wrote:
Dog wrote:Also, if the snes can beat the rags, how bad were the habs??!

:why:

Not bad, just weren't built for the playoffs.


Nobody told us we needed to be able to score.

:why:
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Post #3125 by edgar_dong » Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:16 pm

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Post #3126 by PPJ » Mon May 01, 2017 3:11 pm

Mongo might get the Cats job.
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Post #3127 by Retarder S » Tue May 02, 2017 12:15 am



Emelin already bullying the kid into Laval
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Post #3128 by Macbeth » Tue May 02, 2017 10:16 am

Retarder S wrote:https://twitter.com/AZadarski/status/859211616713416705

Emelin already bullying the kid into Laval

Tough love is the best love.
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Post #3129 by Retarder S » Tue May 02, 2017 11:14 pm

Macbeth wrote:
Retarder S wrote:https://twitter.com/AZadarski/status/859211616713416705

Emelin already bullying the kid into Laval

Tough love is the best love.

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Post #3130 by edgar_dong » Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:48 pm

Just a reminder fellas, on this the 31st day of July (2017):

[TBD] - Véber
Alzner - Petry
Schlemko - Benn


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Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #3131 by PPJ » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:18 pm

They're gonna stick Street/Davidson/Nestorov in the machine from the the Fly, and out will emerge Veber's partner.
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Post #3132 by Artie » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:50 pm

they'll have a hard time pinning down Nesterov
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #3134 by Mufasa » Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:40 am

He'll developpe them alright!
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Post #3135 by edgar_dong » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:05 am

Just a reminder fellas, on this the 18th day of August (2017):

[TBD] - Véber
Alzner - Petry
Schlemko - Benn


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Post #3136 by PPJ » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:26 pm

:why:
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Post #3137 by Mufasa » Fri Aug 18, 2017 2:42 pm

Top-5 d in the league.
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Post #3138 by MP » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:34 pm

Mufasa wrote:Top-5 d in the league.

Which league?
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Post #3139 by Artie » Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:42 pm

MP wrote:
Mufasa wrote:Top-5 d in the league.

Which league?


their own
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #3140 by edgar_dong » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:43 am

Time to change the fred to reflect a new season.

Looks like Drouin will be getting a shot at centre, fellas.Image

Pacioretty - Drouin - [TBD]
[TBD] - Galchenyuk - Gallagher
[TBD] - Danault - [TBD]
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Post #3141 by PPJ » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:33 pm

Mickey Ribs hasn't been seen in months. His agent doesn't know where the asshole is, lol
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Post #3142 by edgar_dong » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:51 pm

“We’re trying to get a hold of him in Nashville. We know he’s somewhere in Nashville. His family has seen him. His wife has seen him — briefly — and then he disappeared into the woodwork. We’re trying to get a hold of him. He doesn’t answer his phone. Nobody hears from him. I don’t think he’s hit rock bottom


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Post #3143 by Dog » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:55 pm

PPJ wrote:Mickey Ribs hasn't been seen in months. His agent doesn't know where the asshole is, lol


He might be dead from an overdose, LOL!
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Post #3144 by PPJ » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:03 pm

LOL!
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Post #3145 by Retarder S » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:13 pm

lol What a fucking pussy
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Post #3146 by AD » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:46 pm

That is sooo 1993

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Post #3147 by Mufasa » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:38 am

Habs have either offered a contract to or invited Artur Tyanulin to the camp.

Very small effeminate Russian kid from Ottawa.
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Post #3148 by Dog » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:46 am

This is going to be like the worst season ever.

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Post #3149 by PPJ » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:06 am

Can he play centre?
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Post #3150 by Dog » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:17 am

PPJ wrote:Can he play centre?


We don't need centers. We are playing our wingers at center. We need wingers now.

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