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Post #4151 by Retardé S » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:36 pm

Macbeth wrote:Most definitely.

But Jesus fucking Christ.

We've been in this league since time immemorial, and we still managed to suck donkey dick enough to miss the playoves, while this bunch of...

OH GOD FUCK IT ALL


Bettman is destroying our legacy
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Post #4152 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:48 pm

All those hyped Leafs forwards, and the only one who is clutch tonight is Tommy Boy
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Post #4153 by Mufasa » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:23 am

So I watched the Toronto/Bruins game yesterday, I don't think that was a good idea, now I believe that even my line-ups couldn't make the Habs competitive.
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Post #4154 by mcphee » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:36 am

Mufasa wrote:So I watched the Toronto/Bruins game yesterday, I don't think that was a good idea, now I believe that even my line-ups couldn't make the Habs competitive.

Remember that there's no success like failure, but failure's no success at all.
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Post #4155 by Mufasa » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:47 am

mcphee wrote:
Mufasa wrote:So I watched the Toronto/Bruins game yesterday, I don't think that was a good idea, now I believe that even my line-ups couldn't make the Habs competitive.

Remember that there's no success like failure, but failure's no success at all.


You are right.

Patch - Galchenyuk - Gallagher
Lehkonen - Drouin - Scherbak
Hudon - Danolt - Byron
Dlo - DLR - Shaw

Mete - Weber
Riely - Petry
Alzner - Juulsen

Price
Fucalé

TELL ME THIS ISN'T WINNING THE CUP!!!??
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Post #4156 by mcphee » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:57 am

16 straight, no ot.
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Post #4157 by Retardé S » Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:13 pm

Markov and Sekac just won the gagarin cup

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Post #4158 by Mufasa » Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:58 pm

Retardé S wrote:Markov and Sekac just won the gagarin cup

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I guess Gagarin is the one who won the Yirgé trade.
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Post #4159 by Not » Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:26 pm

Retardé S wrote:Markov and Sekac just won the gagarin cup

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Or as Nilan calls it - the Junior Muffin League

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Post #4160 by Macbeth » Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:41 pm

ANDRÉ COME BACK
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Post #4161 by Mufasa » Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:35 pm

Put on a mic directly wired to Riely's brain and let the boy become the perfect hockey player.
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Post #4162 by Dog » Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:49 pm

Pleks is winning the Conn Smythe, isn’t he?

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Post #4163 by Retardé S » Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:56 pm

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Post #4164 by Retardé S » Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:57 pm

When your team is so skilled even Plekanec is scoring
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Post #4165 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:26 pm

Plekanec is the second line center we need
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Post #4167 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:44 am

Ad's falcon is more a winger.
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Post #4168 by Retardé S » Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:04 pm

So we're interested in ex-convict, woman beater Slava Voynov



























































































































If he can play, he can play.
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Post #4169 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:31 pm

Voynov is actually very good.
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Post #4170 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:40 pm

Voynov - Weber
Dahlin - Petry
Mete - Juulsen

Voynov broke his right hand by beating too forcefully some babouchkas in Russia, he now plays left side.
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Post #4171 by Dog » Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:45 pm

I demand an ethically pure team!
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Post #4172 by Dog » Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:47 pm

Ya had to read that closely, didn’t ya?
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Post #4173 by Retardé S » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:02 pm

Mufasa wrote:Voynov - Weber
Dahlin - Petry
Mete - Juulsen

Voynov broke his right hand by beating too forcefully some babouchkas in Russia, he now plays left side.

At this point I don't care who plays right left center, just accumulate assets :vince:
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Post #4174 by Retardé S » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:06 pm

I don't care if we sign murderers or rapists either

Make it happen Bob :vince:
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Post #4175 by AD » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:07 pm

I'm with Retardé.

Obviously.
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Post #4176 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:07 pm

Dog wrote:Ya had to read that closely, didn’t ya?
I had to check to see if craig posted it.
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Post #4177 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:42 pm

Kings need a top line LW and we need Slava Froylov.
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Post #4178 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:55 pm

We won the Alexandre Alain sweet take.
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Post #4179 by Macbeth » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:10 am

Mufasa wrote:Kings need a top line LW and we need Slava Froylov.

Byron for Frolovyno, one for one, straittap.
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Post #4180 by Macbeth » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:12 am

Mufasa wrote:We won the Alexandre Alain sweet take.

On va l'appeler Alcooliques Anonymes :D
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Post #4181 by Mufasa » Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:00 pm

Macbeth wrote:
Mufasa wrote:We won the Alexandre Alain sweet take.

On va l'appeler Alcooliques Anonymes :D


Ou Astie d'Atardé.
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Post #4182 by shredz » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:09 pm

"You'd think it was Maurice "The Rocket" Richard



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Post #4183 by Twitter bArt » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:05 pm

:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4184 by Retardé S » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:11 pm

That's a quality shitpost, Bikor don't leave.
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Post #4185 by Macbeth » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:16 am

Ben Kerr is one dude I dig, yeah ?
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Post #4186 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:36 pm

Well it’s official, folks. Babcock doesn’t trust Matthews, and Matthews hates Babcock. All is well again.

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Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4187 by Dog » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:23 pm

Price for Matthews!
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Post #4188 by MP » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:26 pm

Wait until Matthews asks for a trade. You'll get him for Alzner and a 3rd.
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Post #4189 by Dog » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:28 pm

If he asks for a trade, we may not even have to retain any of Price’s salary!

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Post #4190 by Dog » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:30 pm

Wait, his name is Auston? Not Austin?

Do not want.
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Post #4191 by Macbeth » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:59 pm

What the fuck, Vegas !?
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Post #4194 by Dog » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:17 pm

I’m with Claude.
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Post #4195 by Macbeth » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:35 pm

Claude's got balls and I like mens with balls.
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Post #4196 by shredz » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:38 am

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:Well it’s official, folks. Babcock doesn’t trust Matthews, and Matthews hates Babcock. All is well again.

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Babcock is only in year 3 of an 8 or 10 yr contract and AM is still on his rookie one. :vince:
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Post #4197 by Mufasa » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:20 pm

So HF now has a theory that it's not Julien, nor Margoulys, nor Molson who hired Ducharme, but the shareholders of the Habs. It's an actual theory that they believe.
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Post #4198 by Dog » Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:26 pm

They are limited partners, not shareholders.

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Post #4199 by Macbeth » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:51 am

Mufasa wrote:So HF now has a theory that it's not Julien, nor Margoulys, nor Molson who hired Ducharme, but the shareholders of the Habs. It's an actual theory that they believe.

InfoWars goons.

LOVE THEM
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Post #4200 by Retardé S » Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:07 am



We've been lied to folks, we've been cheated out all these years

This is the new reality

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