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Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 6:42 pm
by Slick Nick
Twitter bArt wrote:
Slick Nick wrote:The Eller Shaw swap is a sufficient reason to impale Bervagin on the top of Mont-Royal.



oh FFS...stick to string theory stream of conscience posts


Can't do, no free willy. You haven't been paying attention, Artie :)

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 6:43 pm
by Slick Nick
Not wrote:Eller was not traded for Shaw slique. Too early to judge if Ikonen and whoever we pick this year will be better than Eller.


That's why I used the word swap... but I agree that the 2nd pick could change the trade.

Re: RE: Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 6:45 pm
by Slick Nick
Retardé S wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:
Slick Nick wrote:The Eller Shaw swap is a sufficient reason to impale Bervagin on the top of Mont-Royal.
Eller was never going to be more than a third liner. That said im strongly in favour of impaling Bergevin.


Eller is a third line C, Shaw is a vegetable :rudy:


TittiesNBeer wrote:The shaw trade was shit.. as was the stupid contract he got



these menses get it

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 6:48 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Could have traded eller for 2 seconds.. and just never made the shaw trade. That would have been fine.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 9:37 pm
by Twitter bArt
well Eller brings much more offence is cheaper and is more experienced

Andrew Shaw 26 yrs old - 3.9 million USD
2016-17 Montreal Canadiens NHL 68 12 17 29
2017-18 Montreal Canadiens NHL 51 10 10 20

Lars Eller 29 years old – 3.5 million USD (2018)
2016-17 Washington Capitals NHL 81 12 13 25
2017-18 Washington Capitals NHL 81 18 20 38

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 10:13 pm
by Dog
Shaw is 26 years old? Thought he was close to 40.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 10:22 pm
by Twitter bArt
Dog wrote:Shaw is 26 years old? Thought he was close to 40.



you are confusing him with Weber

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 6:22 am
by mcphee
Twitter bArt wrote:well Eller brings much more offence is cheaper and is more experienced

Andrew Shaw 26 yrs old - 3.9 million USD
2016-17 Montreal Canadiens NHL 68 12 17 29
2017-18 Montreal Canadiens NHL 51 10 10 20

Lars Eller 29 years old – 3.5 million USD (2018)
2016-17 Washington Capitals NHL 81 12 13 25
2017-18 Washington Capitals NHL 81 18 20 38


Shaw is a good player, if I find fault, it's that there isn't enough of what he brings on the team so he tries too hard. If our team had top end depth, Shaw would be quite valuable, his role is diminished here. Health is another issue though, not sure hat will get better.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 11:21 am
by Craig
Shaw is a dumbass and a penalty taking machine. Even if he was good, I would hate him as a person. I want him off my team.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 12:06 pm
by Macbeth
Let's take him to the shed.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 12:15 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Shaw could probabaly score 20 again in the right situation with good linemates. (Ie not what we have in montreal)

Hes a decent player and draws nearly as many penalties as he takes.

I mean hes not bad.

But two 2nd rounders and 3.9 million for 6 years was just to steep a price for him. Hes not bad, hes just not really going to drive anything himself.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 1:50 pm
by Retardé S
I just repped Grég :why:

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 2:13 pm
by mcphee
Retardé S wrote:I just repped Grég :why:
i like Greg and I’m very tired from working outside or if fight him. Greg doesn’t like him because he’s from Belleville. Fucking 401 town rivalries man

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 5:53 pm
by Craig
Oh man, of course he's from fucking Belleville. It all makes sense now.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:16 pm
by mcphee
Craig wrote:Oh man, of course he's from fucking Belleville. It all makes sense now.

Probably hangs out at Reid’s Dairy

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:27 pm
by Craig
He probably gets Sundays instead of the milkshake. Oh, I hate him so much.

Re: RE: Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:41 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Craig wrote:He probably gets Sundays instead of the milkshake. Oh, I hate him so much.
Sundae

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:41 pm
by Twitter bArt
Larry is on fire

Re: RE: Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:56 pm
by Craig
TittiesNBeer wrote:
Craig wrote:He probably gets Sundays instead of the milkshake. Oh, I hate him so much.
Sundae


My phone didn't want to spell that for me and I didn't think anyone would care.

Re: RE: Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 7:05 pm
by mcphee
Craig wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:
Craig wrote:He probably gets Sundays instead of the milkshake. Oh, I hate him so much.
Sundae


My phone didn't want to spell that for me and I didn't think anyone would care.

A sundae is wonderful when you realise that you have all the ingredients , and no one is home. A milkshake is a mans treat

Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 7:24 pm
by TittiesNBeer
mcphee wrote:
Craig wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Sundae


My phone didn't want to spell that for me and I didn't think anyone would care.

A sundae is wonderful when you realise that you have all the ingredients , and no one is home. A milkshake is a mans treat
I prefer the blizzard/mcflurry like concoctions.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 8:30 pm
by Twitter bArt
mr sundae
make me a shake
make it the smoothest for Greg to partake

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 8:34 pm
by mcphee
shameful

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 9:08 pm
by Twitter bArt

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 9:12 pm
by Retardé S
Mumu will not be happy about this

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 11:39 pm
by Macbeth
Fuck him in the ass and leave him by the road.

Fucking pillock.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 6:24 pm
by Mufasa
Will help Zadina to learn the defensive side of hockey for the next 10 years, then Zadina will be ready to play second wave PP on the wing of Byron.

Re: RE: Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 6:31 pm
by chicpea
mcphee wrote:
Craig wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Sundae


My phone didn't want to spell that for me and I didn't think anyone would care.

A sundae is wonderful when you realise that you have all the ingredients , and no one is home. A milkshake is a mans treat


Do you mean with the bananas sticking out the sides like corn on the cob? Or is that a parfait?

Re: RE: Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 7:11 pm
by mcphee
chicpea wrote:
mcphee wrote:
Craig wrote:
My phone didn't want to spell that for me and I didn't think anyone would care.

A sundae is wonderful when you realise that you have all the ingredients , and no one is home. A milkshake is a mans treat


Do you mean with the bananas sticking out the sides like corn on the cob? Or is that a parfait?

Sometimes there just happens to be syrup in the house. Chocolate, caramel, some fruit with about a day left to live, and no one can stop you when you pour the syrup, that’s what I mean.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 3:52 pm
by TittiesNBeer

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 7:34 pm
by Mufasa
This happened more than a month ago.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 7:37 pm
by Retardé S
Mufasa wrote:This happened more than a month ago.

Madrid won the world cup yesterday

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 9:31 pm
by Mufasa
Retardé S wrote:
Mufasa wrote:This happened more than a month ago.

Madrid won the world cup yesterday


Not today though.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 10:31 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Mufasa wrote:This happened more than a month ago.


Madrid just won their third Champions League in a row, and 4th in 5 years.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:26 pm
by Retardé S

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:29 pm
by Macbeth
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/HabsLinks/status/1002659416087228417

OH I FUCKING LOVE THAT

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:04 am
by Retardé S
"Honey, if you don't want this I can always go in the bathroom and jerk off to instagram pictures of your sister."

Brilliant move

Image

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:06 am
by Retardé S
But don't actually shag the sister, or you'll go broke.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:12 am
by Macbeth
Retardé S wrote:But don't actually shag the sister, or you'll go broke.

Martin Brodeur is doing well for himself. :mkbét:

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:46 pm
by Retardé S


Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:52 pm
by Macbeth
GET HIM

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:26 pm
by Twitter bArt
I believe the Sharks got him

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:35 pm
by Retardé S
:why:

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:44 pm
by Retardé S


They know that 3rd ov is useless. Sven Chnikov or death.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:31 pm
by Dog
This is the worse thing since they reached for Price at number 5.

:why:

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:51 pm
by Retardé S
Pourquoi à chaque fois qu'on a un top 3 on doit tomber sur le pire draft de l'histoire

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:23 am
by Macbeth
Voyons tabarnak !?

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:27 am
by Slick Nick
:mumucide:

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:23 pm
by Retardé S


Image

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:24 pm
by Retardé S