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Post #4351 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:20 pm

PPJ wrote:Do we get Scherbak back?


We didn't claim him, so he goes to LA's AHL team.
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Post #4352 by Ismellofhockey » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:10 pm

Shame we couldn't con another team into taking him, but I'm glad the Schlemko experience is over.

Now all we need is to upgrade one of the LHDs into a top pairing LHD, and the defence will actually look good. How hard can that be?
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Post #4353 by Retardé S » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:26 pm

Margolys says no rentals and short terms moves at the deadline. Tatar biggest surprise and happy the team doesn't quit.
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Post #4354 by Craig » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:33 pm

Good.
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Post #4355 by Mufasa » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:41 pm

Dog wrote:I’m happy if greg’s happy.


You must be a miserable mens.
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Post #4356 by Mufasa » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:19 pm

Well, you did.
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Post #4357 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:54 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Dog wrote:I’m happy if greg’s happy.


You must be a miserable mens.
Youve read his physics posts.
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Post #4358 by AD » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:41 pm

The dog is the happiest person I know.
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Post #4359 by AD » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:43 pm

Also the unhappiest.

Mostly because he isn't a person. Well no one is. So "he" can't be "happy" or "unhappy" for that matter.

Dog is post-happiness.
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Post #4360 by Craig » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:44 pm

Ugh, I hate him so much.
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Post #4361 by AD » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:53 pm

Me too Craig. Me too.
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Post #4362 by Mufasa » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:41 pm

I guess people who love apples are happy.
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Post #4363 by PPJ » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:43 pm

Apples is tasty.
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Post #4364 by PPJ » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:43 pm

I hate dog so much I got a cat.
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Post #4365 by Twitter bArt » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:24 pm

i like Dog's jocularity
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4366 by MP » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:21 am

Wait dog isn't AI?
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Post #4367 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:31 am

You can call him Al. Image

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Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4368 by Twitter bArt » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:53 pm

dammit...was about to post the same thing
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #4369 by MP » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:13 pm

Sounds like a movie script from the 80's...kids finds robot with A. I. printed on it and proceeds to name him AL...
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Post #4370 by MP » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:45 pm

Dog wrote:You mean Hal?

HAL stood for "Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer"
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Post #4371 by Macbeth » Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:08 pm

Dalé's been WAIVED by the Flyers. :(
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Post #4372 by Mufasa » Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:17 pm

Bring him back, he's been heart broken since he left Montréal.
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Post #4373 by Mufasa » Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:18 pm

Mufasa wrote:Bring him back, he's been heart broken since he left Montréal.


I know I've been.
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Post #4374 by Retardé S » Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:59 pm

Cup run with Dalé

Bring him back Bob
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Post #4375 by Twitter bArt » Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:29 pm

Berkshire was right
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #4376 by Twitter bArt » Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:08 am

Les Canadiens ont rappelé ce matin l’attaquant Dale Weise du Rocket de Laval. Il sera à l’entraînement de l’équipe au Prudential Center.

dominos....
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #4377 by Retardé S » Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:02 pm

How many Gretzky records have been broken so far?

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Post #4378 by Mufasa » Fri Mar 01, 2019 11:28 pm

Retardé S wrote:How many Gretzky records have been broken so far?



Not enough.
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Post #4379 by Mufasa » Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:49 pm

2019-2020 Habs

Drouin - Duchene - Domi
Tatar - Kotka - Gallagher
Koko - Danolt - Suzuki
Byron - Poehling - Shaw

Mete - Weber
Riely - Petry
Brooks - Juulsen

Primo
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Post #4380 by Twitter bArt » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:18 pm

please find a spot for Mike Mike
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #4381 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:12 am

Twitter bArt wrote:please find a spot for Mike Mike
There is room in the echl.
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Post #4383 by Dog » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:48 am

Why is it always red wings that have heart attacks during games?
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Post #4384 by mcphee » Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:30 pm

sung to the tune of Why do fools fall in Love.
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Post #4385 by Ismellofhockey » Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:32 am

Dog wrote:Why is it always red wings that have heart attacks during games?


The players are probably getting shived, but it looks better to say they had a cardiac issue.
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Post #4386 by shredz » Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:57 pm

lol

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Post #4387 by Retardé S » Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:11 pm

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