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Post #4451 by TittiesNBeer » Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:34 pm

Who is the third dude with price and weber
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Post #4452 by LC » Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:47 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Who is the third dude with price and weber


Alzner?
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Post #4453 by Macbeth » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:02 pm

It's so obviously Jeff Petry, no ?
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Post #4454 by LC » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:25 pm

Macbeth wrote:It's so obviously Jeff Petry, no ?


Are he and Alzner not the same?
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Post #4455 by Retardé S » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:32 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Who is the third dude with price and weber



Jonas
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Post #4456 by Mufasa » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:42 pm

Dog wrote:As a person or as a player?


Didn't mind him as a player, but as a person...
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Post #4457 by AD » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:48 pm

Fuck.. I think that short dude in the old picture is Marwan.
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Post #4458 by Retardé S » Fri Jul 27, 2018 4:17 pm

AD wrote:Fuck.. I think that short dude in the old picture is Marwan.



Nah that's Scott Gomez
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Post #4459 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:38 am

As stated eleven fucking years ago, that’s not Price in that photo it’s me. Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4460 by Retardé S » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:00 pm

Rumor has it that Drouin fucked his shit up real good, will miss a big chunk of the season.
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Post #4461 by Mufasa » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:15 pm

Retardé S wrote:Rumor has it that Drouin fucked his shit up real good, will miss a big chunk of the season.


We'll get Jacques Massif.
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Post #4462 by Mufasa » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:18 pm

Or Son of Peca will turn out to be this generation Lafrenière.
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Post #4463 by Dog » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:28 pm

Retardé S wrote:Rumor has it that Drouin fucked his shit up real good, will miss a big chunk of the season.


Completed:

Weber X
Drouin X

Still missing:

Price (to burn genitalia and/or have mental fatigue/depression)

Patches (to be traded for pics/prospects)


And we are still in early August.

Best offseason ever!

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Post #4464 by Twitter bArt » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:32 pm

Retardé S wrote:Rumor has it that Drouin fucked his shit up real good, will miss a big chunk of the season.



not according to my sources who saw him skate just last week...
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4465 by TittiesNBeer » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:51 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Rumor has it that Drouin fucked his shit up real good, will miss a big chunk of the season.



not according to my sources who saw him skate just last week...
The letang charity tournament he supposedly was hurt at was last weekend.
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Post #4466 by Macbeth » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:54 pm

The rumour is from Tom Lapointe.

Yes.

That Tom Lapointe.

Wait and see.
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Post #4467 by TittiesNBeer » Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:16 pm

Allan walsh (drouins agent) says the rumour is bullshit.
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Post #4468 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:23 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Allan walsh (drouins agent) says the rumour is bullshit.



Fuck him :colbert:
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Post #4469 by Dog » Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:39 pm

In that case, we'll need young Retarder to go Nancy Kerrigan Drouin.

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Post #4470 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:55 pm

It's always been a dream of mine...
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Post #4471 by AD » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:11 pm

Who's fucking Nancy?
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Post #4472 by Boring Choice #2 » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:19 pm

That is your job.
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Post #4473 by Dog » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:25 pm

Get back to work, banana!

Lazy bastige.
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Post #4474 by Mufasa » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:13 pm

Dog wrote:In that case, we'll need young Retarder to go Nancy Kerrigan Drouin.

:crossarms:


Who's Nancy Kerrigan-Drouin?
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Post #4475 by Boring Choice #2 » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:59 pm

The woman to whom Retarder is going and the banana is fucking.
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Post #4476 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:20 pm

I'll break her leg and Nanners can pounce
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Post #4477 by Dog » Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:21 pm

Nancy Kerrigan is not a women. Nancy Kerrigan is a verb.

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Post #4478 by AD » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:12 pm

An adverb or passive verb or possibly an adjective.

The active verb is To Tonya Harding or To Shane Stant.

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Post #4479 by Dog » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:27 pm

AD wrote:An adverb or passive verb or possibly an adjective.

The active verb is To Tonya Harding or To Shane Stant.

:colbert:


Fine. Drouin will be Nancy Kerriganed by our brave Retarder, who will then go on to Tonya Harding a sex tape and then become a boxer.
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Post #4480 by Retardé S » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:09 am

Dog wrote:Nancy Kerrigan is not a women. Nancy Kerrigan is a verb.

:crossarms:


Who are you to decide what Nancy Kerrigan is?
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Post #4481 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:45 am

Why do we want a pile of dogshit like Drouin to be injured in the first place? Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4482 by Twitter bArt » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:59 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Allan walsh (drouins agent) says the rumour is bullshit.



Allan is a little late with the news
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #4483 by Mufasa » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:25 pm

Guys I'm starting to believe that we are loosing the off-season.
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Post #4484 by MP » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:23 am

Mufasa wrote:Guys I'm starting to believe that we are loosing the off-season.

You aren't winning, but you're not the Sens.
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Post #4485 by AD » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:32 am

Are the Sens even playing?
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Post #4486 by Dog » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:26 pm

The Sens still exist?
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Post #4487 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:28 pm

Dog wrote:The Sens still exist?


The idea of the Sens
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Post #4488 by Dog » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:35 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:
Dog wrote:The Sens still exist?


The idea of the Sens


I don’t think that ever really existed.

Fake Teams!

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Post #4491 by Dog » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:59 pm

Retardé S wrote:Patches looking like '15 Patches :why:

http://www.tvasports.ca/2018/08/20/max- ... lus-rapide


It’s his contract year. We need to trade him NOW, before he does any real damage!
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Post #4492 by Dog » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:01 pm

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/AndyMPressoir/status/1031668073147850752


Temps de passer à l’action, jeune retarder....
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Post #4493 by Macbeth » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:40 am

Keep Porchetti.

Do it.
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Post #4494 by Retardé S » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:30 am

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/AndyMPressoir/status/1031668073147850752


Temps de passer à l’action, jeune retarder....

Image
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Post #4495 by Dog » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:48 pm

Retardé S wrote:Image


Nancy Kerrigan-Drouin that motherfucker!!!!!!
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Post #4496 by IcE ColD » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:19 pm

All hail Patcheurdy, Habs mostest American captain evah
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

Trent Reznor - 24/07/2018
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Post #4497 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:50 am




I've warmed up towards young Max Dummy

He's like the fuccboi version of Gallaghé
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Post #4498 by Dog » Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:43 pm

What’s a fuccboi, retarder?
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Post #4499 by Dog » Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:43 pm

I’m old and need things explained to me.

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Post #4500 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:03 pm

Dog wrote:What’s a fuccboi, retarder?


It's kind of like a playboy, but douchier. Way douchier.

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