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Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 12:40 pm
by Ismellofhockey
Both your Blue Jacket reference and your Janet reference elude me. Sorry I guess the gif could have been interpreted to be aimed at you, but it was meant to express my own cluelessness.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 12:46 pm
by Dog
Jesus Christ.

Madame Butterfly -> china womens in love with US soldier in olden times -> US soldier in olden times -> blue jacket

Janet -> a sorta walking siri in the tv show the good place -> me summoning mcphee with whatever is on my mind « hey mcphee... »

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 12:47 pm
by Dog
Holy fuck, greg, I move to ban iwishy2.

Thank you.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 12:49 pm
by Mufasa
We need to make it a trial by memes between Dog and Ismelly.

Ismelly should be represented by Slick and Retardé, while Dog should represented by Baker.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 12:50 pm
by Dog
This type of behaviour is completely unacceptable. This is a hockey discussion forum, iwishy2. Shape up!

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 12:51 pm
by Dog
Mufasa wrote:We need to make it a trial by memes between Dog and Ismelly.

Ismelly should be represented by Slick and Retardé, while Dog should represented by Baker.


Fuck you.

/Baker

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 1:00 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 1:06 pm
by Ismellofhockey
Dog wrote:This type of behaviour is completely unacceptable. This is a hockey discussion forum, iwishy2. Shape up!


Image

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 1:09 pm
by Dog
TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


I thought you represented all kinds of degenerates now that you are in the city.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 1:18 pm
by Ismellofhockey
TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


Don't give his wife any ideas.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:08 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Dog wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


I thought you represented all kinds of degenerates now that you are in the city.


I do.

I wanted to make sure you ARE NOT a widow or orphan. I want to get paid the big bucks on this file.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:13 pm
by Dog
Ismellofhockey wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


Don't give his wife any ideas.


She’s going to kill my mom and then commit suicide?!

Jesus Christ, iwishy2!

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:29 pm
by Boring Choice #2
maybe iwishy2 is the ghost of 2fast4u2

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:32 pm
by Dog
Did banana kill 2fast4u2? I thought it was just his daughter.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:38 pm
by pk shredz
Dog wrote:Did banana kill 2fast4u2? I thought it was just his daughter.


Wasn't it 2young4u?

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:55 pm
by Ismellofhockey
Dog wrote:
Ismellofhockey wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


Don't give his wife any ideas.


She’s going to kill my mom and then commit suicide?!

Jesus Christ, iwishy2!


No, that wouldn't do it. She would also need to cut off your genitals at some point.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:56 pm
by Dog
Yes, at « some point ».

:paranoid:

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:57 pm
by Dog
Did you get that one, iwishy2?

I was implying that it may have already been done, iwishy2.

Re: RE: Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:59 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Dog wrote:Did you get that one, iwishy2?

I was implying that it may have already been done, iwishy2.
Post-sex

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 3:08 pm
by Ismellofhockey
Dog wrote:Did you get that one, iwishy2?

I was implying that it may have already been done, iwishy2.


Now we know why AD is taking you out to lunch so often.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 4:15 pm
by Retardé S
Do we sign Dou-Douchaîné july 1st?

https://www.tvasports.ca/2019/04/29/le- ... y5XoNDkVFc

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 4:30 pm
by Ismellofhockey
I think he'll stay in Columbus if Bobrovsky stays.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 5:43 pm
by Mufasa
Ismellofhockey wrote:I think he'll stay in Columbus if Bobrovsky stays.


He didn't sign with Ottawa because he wanted to sign with Montreal, it's a well known fact in the Douchster familly.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 5:50 pm
by Mufasa
Drouin - Douchster - Domi
Tatar - Kotka - Gallagher
Suzuki - Danolt - Shaw
Lehkonen - Weal - Armia

Brooks - Weber
Mete - Petry
Kulak - Juulssen

Poehling
Primo

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 6:00 pm
by Retardé S
Sti qu'on va t'ête bin

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 7:09 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Poehling in net?

Im constantly amazed by Mumu's unconventional hockey intellect.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 7:17 pm
by Mufasa
TittiesNBeer wrote:Poehling in net?

Im constantly amazed by Mumu's unconventional hockey intellect.


We have to play him if we want him to developpe.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 7:18 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Makes sense

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 7:35 pm
by Dog
Expect the unexpected.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 8:47 pm
by AD
Ismellofhockey wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


Don't give his wife any ideas.


Wow

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 8:08 pm
by Twitter bArt
Michel Therrien is back in the NHL. The @NHLFlyers will announce that he will be an assistant coach to Alain Vigneault. Confirmation should come in the next few days.

Re: RE: Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 8:13 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Twitter bArt wrote:Michel Therrien is back in the NHL. The @NHLFlyers will announce that he will be an assistant coach to Alain Vigneault. Confirmation should come in the next few days.
It will be nice when we trade for provorov

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 8:30 pm
by Retardé S
Twitter bArt wrote:Michel Therrien is back in the NHL.


That's a bet I would've lost a lot of money on.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 7:32 am
by Dog
Vigneault Is the Flyers head coach? Nobody ever tells me anything.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 7:56 pm
by Retardé S
Kuznetsov helped an Italian on faceoffs during the game 'cause he sucked too much

https://www.tvasports.ca/2019/05/23/evg ... xPoMh2mQQY

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 8:14 pm
by Retardé S
I remember doing something similar in my Bantam baseball days. This girl was the biggest of us all, in the whole league. Massive power hitter potential, in my mind. Only problem was: Her bat grip was wrong.

Whenever I faced her, I threw her gifts, but her swing was all wrong. I felt bad for her because she would literally swing at any pitch just to end it all. I have no clue why her coaches never did anything.

So during one game midway through the season, I took her away because I didn't want the coaches to catch me and I explained to her how to hold the bat, how to swing and not to swing at bad pitches. Later during the game, she finally made contact, and although it was a grounder, her swing had improved drastically already. Everyone was cheering, and she was so happy. My dad teased me because he thought I had taken her away to confess a crush, but it was not the case.

Little did I know that she would become a hitting machine throughout the rest of the season and her team beat us in the semi finals. Even her batting stance became legit, her coaches must've finally seen what I saw.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 8:34 pm
by Twitter bArt
so you taught her how to properly grip the wood and got screwed in the end

cool story

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 8:39 pm
by Retardé S
That's a lesson I will never forget

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:23 am
by Dog
And that little girl became Sammy Sosa.

Cool story, bro.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:56 am
by PPJ
Dog wrote:And that little girl became Sammy Sosa.

Cool story, bro.


Retardo also inspired her to become white

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 11:30 am
by Retardé S
Dog wrote:And that little girl became Sammy Sosa.

Cool story, bro.

She even got a haircut to look more like mens, and it worked.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 11:38 am
by Mufasa
A modern time hero.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 4:08 pm
by Mufasa
Is Nick Suzuki the best player outside the NHL?

Could see him be this generation's Lafrenière.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 4:11 pm
by Retardé S
Nick Suzuki will always be the best player outside the NHL

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 4:13 pm
by Dog
Wait, who in the nhl is better?

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 4:14 pm
by Dog
Outside AustOn Matthews <3, obvs.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 4:25 pm
by Mufasa
Dog wrote:Wait, who in the nhl is better?


Next season it will be a toss between him and Brandon Carlo.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 6:54 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Twitter bArt wrote:so you taught her how to properly grip the wood and got screwed in the end

cool story


AD has a similar story with a young girl.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 3:44 pm
by Mufasa
Kulak 3 years 4m$ per season.

Re: General Hockey Shit

Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 3:46 pm
by Retardé S
Don't think they're bringing Jordie back.