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Post #4501 by Ismellofhockey » Wed May 01, 2019 12:40 pm

Both your Blue Jacket reference and your Janet reference elude me. Sorry I guess the gif could have been interpreted to be aimed at you, but it was meant to express my own cluelessness.
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Post #4502 by Dog » Wed May 01, 2019 12:46 pm

Jesus Christ.

Madame Butterfly -> china womens in love with US soldier in olden times -> US soldier in olden times -> blue jacket

Janet -> a sorta walking siri in the tv show the good place -> me summoning mcphee with whatever is on my mind « hey mcphee... »
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Post #4503 by Dog » Wed May 01, 2019 12:47 pm

Holy fuck, greg, I move to ban iwishy2.

Thank you.
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Post #4504 by Mufasa » Wed May 01, 2019 12:49 pm

We need to make it a trial by memes between Dog and Ismelly.

Ismelly should be represented by Slick and Retardé, while Dog should represented by Baker.
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Post #4505 by Dog » Wed May 01, 2019 12:50 pm

This type of behaviour is completely unacceptable. This is a hockey discussion forum, iwishy2. Shape up!
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Post #4506 by Dog » Wed May 01, 2019 12:51 pm

Mufasa wrote:We need to make it a trial by memes between Dog and Ismelly.

Ismelly should be represented by Slick and Retardé, while Dog should represented by Baker.


Fuck you.

/Baker
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Post #4507 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 01, 2019 1:00 pm

Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?
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Post #4508 by Ismellofhockey » Wed May 01, 2019 1:06 pm

Dog wrote:This type of behaviour is completely unacceptable. This is a hockey discussion forum, iwishy2. Shape up!


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Post #4509 by Dog » Wed May 01, 2019 1:09 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


I thought you represented all kinds of degenerates now that you are in the city.
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Post #4510 by Ismellofhockey » Wed May 01, 2019 1:18 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


Don't give his wife any ideas.
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Post #4511 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 01, 2019 2:08 pm

Dog wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


I thought you represented all kinds of degenerates now that you are in the city.


I do.

I wanted to make sure you ARE NOT a widow or orphan. I want to get paid the big bucks on this file.
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Post #4512 by Dog » Wed May 01, 2019 2:13 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


Don't give his wife any ideas.


She’s going to kill my mom and then commit suicide?!

Jesus Christ, iwishy2!
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Post #4513 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed May 01, 2019 2:29 pm

maybe iwishy2 is the ghost of 2fast4u2
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Post #4514 by Dog » Wed May 01, 2019 2:32 pm

Did banana kill 2fast4u2? I thought it was just his daughter.
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Post #4515 by shredz » Wed May 01, 2019 2:38 pm

Dog wrote:Did banana kill 2fast4u2? I thought it was just his daughter.


Wasn't it 2young4u?
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Post #4516 by Ismellofhockey » Wed May 01, 2019 2:55 pm

Dog wrote:
Ismellofhockey wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


Don't give his wife any ideas.


She’s going to kill my mom and then commit suicide?!

Jesus Christ, iwishy2!


No, that wouldn't do it. She would also need to cut off your genitals at some point.
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Post #4517 by Dog » Wed May 01, 2019 2:56 pm

Yes, at « some point ».

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Post #4518 by Dog » Wed May 01, 2019 2:57 pm

Did you get that one, iwishy2?

I was implying that it may have already been done, iwishy2.
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Post #4519 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 01, 2019 2:59 pm

Dog wrote:Did you get that one, iwishy2?

I was implying that it may have already been done, iwishy2.
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Post #4520 by Ismellofhockey » Wed May 01, 2019 3:08 pm

Dog wrote:Did you get that one, iwishy2?

I was implying that it may have already been done, iwishy2.


Now we know why AD is taking you out to lunch so often.
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Post #4521 by Retardé S » Wed May 01, 2019 4:15 pm

Do we sign Dou-Douchaîné july 1st?

https://www.tvasports.ca/2019/04/29/le- ... y5XoNDkVFc
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Post #4522 by Ismellofhockey » Wed May 01, 2019 4:30 pm

I think he'll stay in Columbus if Bobrovsky stays.
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Post #4523 by Mufasa » Wed May 01, 2019 5:43 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:I think he'll stay in Columbus if Bobrovsky stays.


He didn't sign with Ottawa because he wanted to sign with Montreal, it's a well known fact in the Douchster familly.
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Post #4524 by Mufasa » Wed May 01, 2019 5:50 pm

Drouin - Douchster - Domi
Tatar - Kotka - Gallagher
Suzuki - Danolt - Shaw
Lehkonen - Weal - Armia

Brooks - Weber
Mete - Petry
Kulak - Juulssen

Poehling
Primo
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Post #4525 by Retardé S » Wed May 01, 2019 6:00 pm

Sti qu'on va t'ête bin
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Post #4526 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 01, 2019 7:09 pm

Poehling in net?

Im constantly amazed by Mumu's unconventional hockey intellect.
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Post #4527 by Mufasa » Wed May 01, 2019 7:17 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Poehling in net?

Im constantly amazed by Mumu's unconventional hockey intellect.


We have to play him if we want him to developpe.
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Post #4528 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 01, 2019 7:18 pm

Makes sense
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Post #4529 by Dog » Wed May 01, 2019 7:35 pm

Expect the unexpected.
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Post #4530 by AD » Wed May 01, 2019 8:47 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Dog... are you a widow or an orphan?


Don't give his wife any ideas.


Wow
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Post #4531 by Twitter bArt » Sun May 05, 2019 8:08 pm

Michel Therrien is back in the NHL. The @NHLFlyers will announce that he will be an assistant coach to Alain Vigneault. Confirmation should come in the next few days.
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4532 by TittiesNBeer » Sun May 05, 2019 8:13 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:Michel Therrien is back in the NHL. The @NHLFlyers will announce that he will be an assistant coach to Alain Vigneault. Confirmation should come in the next few days.
It will be nice when we trade for provorov
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Post #4533 by Retardé S » Sun May 05, 2019 8:30 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:Michel Therrien is back in the NHL.


That's a bet I would've lost a lot of money on.
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Post #4534 by Dog » Mon May 06, 2019 7:32 am

Vigneault Is the Flyers head coach? Nobody ever tells me anything.

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