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Post #4551 by Macbeth » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:06 pm

CHARLIE ASTI

BEN RÉVEILLÉ

C'PAS UN GARS EN CULOTTES COURTES ÇA SACRAMENT
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Post #4552 by Macbeth » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:11 pm

Mufasa wrote:Ça m'angoisse l'histoire de Max et Marc.

De la discorde de même c'est jamais bon, surtout pas entre deux mâles.
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Post #4553 by Retardé S » Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:06 pm

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On vas-tu être bin?
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Post #4554 by Mufasa » Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:47 pm

On voit pas le hairline, mais la nuque de brodée d'or.
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Post #4555 by Macbeth » Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:42 pm

Y'est parfait.
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Post #4557 by Macbeth » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:04 pm

Not wrote:https://ici.radio-canada.ca/sports/1120916/max-pacioretty-canadien-demande-a-quitter-montreal-echange

:crossarms:

Mario Leclerc ?

Le même Mario qui a pleuré publiquement après l'aveu d'Éric Gagné, qui lui avait "menti" pendant des années ?

Arrêtons.

Clown-cabochon en chef.
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Post #4558 by Macbeth » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:20 pm

Allan Walsh s'en mêle.

OSTIE DE CAUCHEMAR
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Post #4559 by Retardé S » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:51 pm

Trade le pour un choix de 4eme calvaire assez c't'assez
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Post #4560 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:54 pm

we are gonna be shit
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Post #4561 by Mufasa » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:59 pm

Macbeth wrote:
Not wrote:https://ici.radio-canada.ca/sports/1120916/max-pacioretty-canadien-demande-a-quitter-montreal-echange

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Mario Leclerc ?

Le même Mario qui a pleuré publiquement après l'aveu d'Éric Gagné, qui lui avait "menti" pendant des années ?

Arrêtons.

Clown-cabochon en chef.


Pourquoi Mario?
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Post #4562 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:04 pm

Should have been gone summer 2017. :colbert:
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4563 by AD » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:10 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:Should have been gone summer 2017. :colbert:


2016. Along with Markov. No one ever listens to me.

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Post #4564 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:13 pm

AD wrote:
Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:Should have been gone summer 2017. :colbert:


2016. Along with Markov. No one ever listens to me.

:colbert:


I should have said 2017 at the latest. :colbert:
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4565 by AD » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:24 pm

Yes you should have. :colbert:
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Post #4566 by Dog » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:25 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:we are gonna be shit


:banana:
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Post #4567 by Dog » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:32 pm

Why is that news, though? We knew they tried to trade him, we knew the reltionahip was broken and we knew he was unlikely to be resigned. What news exactly did that article bring? That he asked to be traded, as he apprently had also done a few years ago? Ok, everybody kinda assumed that he wanted to be traded and knew he was on the market and had already “almost” been traded.

What’s new?
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Post #4568 by AD » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:33 pm

Dog wrote:Why is that news, though? We knew they tried to trade him, we knew the reltionahip was broken and we knew he was unlikely to be resigned. What news exactly did that article bring? That he asked to be traded, as he apprently had also done a few years ago? Ok, everybody kinda assumed that he wanted to be traded and knew he was on the market and had already “almost” been traded.

What’s new?


Well, technically (and this was repeated after the article) he and his agent have been adamant that he does not, in fact, want to be traded.
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Post #4569 by Dog » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:36 pm

AD wrote:
Dog wrote:Why is that news, though? We knew they tried to trade him, we knew the reltionahip was broken and we knew he was unlikely to be resigned. What news exactly did that article bring? That he asked to be traded, as he apprently had also done a few years ago? Ok, everybody kinda assumed that he wanted to be traded and knew he was on the market and had already “almost” been traded.

What’s new?


Well, technically (and this was repeated after the article) he and his agent have been adamant that he does not, in fact, want to be traded.


Didn’t we also already know that he’s a cunt?

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Post #4570 by Dog » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:38 pm

Seriously, what’s the alternative -he adamently wants to remain in Montreal but Bergevin adamently refuses to even discuss extension scenarios with him and keeps on unsuccessfully trying to trade him behind his back for months on end?
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Post #4571 by AD » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:38 pm

Everyone's a cunt Dog. That's not news.
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Post #4572 by Dog » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:40 pm

AD wrote:Everyone's a cunt Dog. That's not news.


Not 100%.

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Post #4573 by AD » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:41 pm

Oh absolutely. Non cunts stopped existing a long time ago. They got their food eaten by cuntish brethren or they were too afraid to hunt or steal berries from their neighbours... Its basic genetics.
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Post #4574 by AD » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:42 pm

The 7 billion or so humans currently on this planet, are most certainly the cuntiest 7 billion to have ever lived.
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Post #4575 by Dog » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:56 pm

Wtf are you on about. That’s exactly what I said and/or didn’t say.

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Post #4576 by Macbeth » Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:52 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Not wrote:https://ici.radio-canada.ca/sports/1120916/max-pacioretty-canadien-demande-a-quitter-montreal-echange

:crossarms:

Mario Leclerc ?

Le même Mario qui a pleuré publiquement après l'aveu d'Éric Gagné, qui lui avait "menti" pendant des années ?

Arrêtons.

Clown-cabochon en chef.


Pourquoi Mario?

Martin, Mario. :trump:
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Post #4577 by AD » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:00 pm

Dog wrote:Wtf are you on about. That’s exactly what I said and/or didn’t say.

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See. Cunt.
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Post #4578 by IcE ColD » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:38 pm

Macbeth wrote:Y'est parfait.


Pareil que l'gros Giguère
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

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Post #4579 by IcE ColD » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:40 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:we are gonna be shit


We are already shit, so it technically should be "we'll still be shit"
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

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Post #4580 by Dog » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:56 pm

IcE ColD wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:we are gonna be shit


We are already shit, so it technically should be "we'll still be shit"


With any luck, we’ll be shittier!

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Post #4581 by Twitter bArt » Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:27 am

Mac's new movie title

The Cunt Chronicles
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4582 by Mufasa » Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:31 pm

So here's the d for the first game of the season.

Després - Petry
Riely - Benn
Alzner - Ouellet
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Post #4583 by Mufasa » Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:35 pm

In the A

Mete - Juulsen
Taormina - Valiev
Moravsick - Lernout

A legit NHL d-squad
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Post #4584 by Slick Nick » Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:47 pm

Mufasa wrote:So here's the d for the first game of the season.

Després - Petry
Riely - Benn
Alzner - Ouellet


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Well the hope for Huges is real.
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Post #4586 by Mufasa » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:50 pm

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/lellerofficial/status/1035298537960103937


Lars Eller is making the sale's pitch Bergevin was never going to do.
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Post #4587 by Retardé S » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:51 pm

Stanley cup winning Lars Eller* from now on.
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Post #4588 by Macbeth » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:56 am

Pourquoi qu'on l'haït, hein ?

Beau bonhomme, ben smatte, capable de jouer des fois.

C'est quoi l'ostifi de problème ?
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Post #4590 by AD » Mon Sep 03, 2018 3:17 pm

Jesus fucking Christ
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Post #4591 by Macbeth » Mon Sep 03, 2018 3:43 pm

Well OKAY then, trade Porchetti.
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Post #4592 by Retardé S » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:45 pm

Sources have confirmed to Sportsnet that Max Pacioretty, who’s entering the final season of a six-year, $27 million contract, will hold off on all negotiations of a contract extension once the NHL’s regular season begins.

“Not just with the Montreal Canadiens, he won’t negotiate with anyone once the season begins,” said a source close to Pacioretty’s camp.


Calice de tabarnak de...
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Post #4593 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:53 pm

This season is poised to be some of the cleanest fun in years.Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4594 by Retardé S » Wed Sep 05, 2018 5:36 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:This season is poised to be some of the cleanest fun in years.Image


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Post #4595 by LC » Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:12 pm

Former Habs Great PA Parenteau named to the coaching staff of the Université de Moncton Aigles Bleu Men’s Hockey Team

Les Aigles Bleus au hockey masculin confirment l'arrivée de Pierre-Alexandre Parenteau au sein de l'équipe d'entraîneurs. L'ancien de la Ligue nationale de hockey s'occupera des habiletés individuelles et de l'avantage numérique.

Son père Gilles et son frère Guillaume ont porté les couleurs des Aigles Bleus comme joueur. Et son épouse est originaire de la région de Moncton. C'est donc une association naturelle!
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Post #4596 by Macbeth » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:09 pm

On va s'ennuyer de lui tellement.
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Post #4597 by Dog » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:59 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Sources have confirmed to Sportsnet that Max Pacioretty, who’s entering the final season of a six-year, $27 million contract, will hold off on all negotiations of a contract extension once the NHL’s regular season begins.

“Not just with the Montreal Canadiens, he won’t negotiate with anyone once the season begins,” said a source close to Pacioretty’s camp.


Calice de tabarnak de...


He's going to sign with the leaves, isn't he?
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Post #4598 by Macbeth » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:03 pm

He'll get 7,5X8 from Margo soon enough.

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Post #4599 by Retardé S » Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:01 pm



Domi has contracted bubonic AIDS.
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Post #4600 by Macbeth » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:50 pm

Les Snes :donger:

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