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Post #4653 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:46 pm

J'comprends plus rien
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Post #4654 by shredz » Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:55 pm

4/$13.6 million (an AAV of $3.4M)
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Post #4655 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:05 pm

That's a great contract, but I was looking forward to trading him at the deadline for a 2nd rounder, maybe 1st rounder.

Good little player that Byron.
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Post #4656 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:04 pm

Byron’s speed, smarts, and the nature of his ascension to full-time NHLer make him the perfect vet with whom to ride this madness out.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4657 by AD » Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:16 pm

I'm glad to spend these final dark days with you gentlemen.
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Post #4658 by Macbeth » Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:39 pm

Asti que j'l'aime Ti-Pol Pot.
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Post #4659 by mcphee » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:46 pm

My source tells me that Paulie B is a very nice man, down to earth and that he couldn't be happier for him.
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Post #4660 by AD » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:47 pm

Is Paulie B that guy who played on that New Jersey beach douchebag tv show?
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Post #4661 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:53 pm

AD wrote:Is Paulie B that guy who played on that New Jersey beach douchebag tv show?

That's Pauly D, close.
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Post #4662 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:49 pm

Sti D'AD à marde, salir le nom de Ti-Paul comme ça...
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Post #4663 by shredz » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:49 am

Retardé S wrote:
AD wrote:Is Paulie B that guy who played on that New Jersey beach douchebag tv show?

That's Pauly D, close.


Some would say a cunt-hair.
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Post #4665 by Retardé S » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:38 pm



Well fuck, I missed that one. I like him more now.
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Post #4666 by Macbeth » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:34 am

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/danspector/status/1039548109209006080

Well fuck, I missed that one. I like him more now.

Tatow c'est notre meilleur.
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Post #4667 by Retardé S » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:43 am

Macbeth wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/danspector/status/1039548109209006080

Well fuck, I missed that one. I like him more now.

Tatow c'est notre meilleur.


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Post #4668 by shredz » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:12 pm

McCarron and Shinkaruk on waivers.

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Post #4669 by Macbeth » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:20 pm

That's weird...
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Post #4670 by Retardé S » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:26 pm

Zack Smith a fourré la femme de Craig Anderson
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Post #4671 by Macbeth » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:28 pm

J'aime ça, j'aime ça.
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Post #4672 by AD » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:45 pm

Moi aussi j'ai fourré la femme de Anderson pis il m'en voulait pas plus que ça...
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Post #4673 by Retardé S » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:50 pm

AD wrote:Moi aussi j'ai fourré la femme de Anderson pis il m'en vouloir pas plus que ça...

Ouais mais t'as fourré Anderson aussi, fait que
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Post #4674 by AD » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:07 pm

Retardé S wrote:
AD wrote:Moi aussi j'ai fourré la femme de Anderson pis il m'en vouloir pas plus que ça...

Ouais mais t'as fourré Anderson aussi, fait que


So?
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Post #4675 by Macbeth » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:29 pm

B'en... tout le monde était content.
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Post #4676 by Retardé S » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:32 pm

Zack a pas fourré Anderson, ya juste fourré sa femme sur son dos. Fait que, pas tout le monde était content.
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Post #4679 by Slick Nick » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:28 pm

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/simonsnake70/status/1045729317244850176


vaginemom was a hint from the Gods
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Post #4680 by Retardé S » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:35 pm

She was the symbol of Mary, gave birth to the son.
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Post #4681 by Retardé S » Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:50 pm

Doug Canidae has a rival

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Post #4682 by Twitter bArt » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:41 pm

That dog can skate, but he's got nowhere near the hockey IQ Fids has.
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4683 by shredz » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:16 pm

Dunno how reliable but has 110k followers.

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Post #4684 by Mufasa » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:29 pm

Yes, it's true.
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Post #4685 by Ismellofhockey » Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:28 pm

Mu did you expose yourself again? You know they can't handle it.
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Post #4686 by Mufasa » Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:08 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:Mu did you expose yourself again? You know they can't handle it.


If you had a dick like mine you would only expose yourself to girls you trust and who are deeply in love with you.
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Post #4687 by Ismellofhockey » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:58 am

That didn't seem to save De La Rose.
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Post #4688 by shredz » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:58 am

Mufasa wrote:
Ismellofhockey wrote:Mu did you expose yourself again? You know they can't handle it.


If you had a dick like mine you would only expose yourself to girls you trust and who are deeply in love with you.


:donger: - thats signature worthy

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Post #4689 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:24 pm

If we could get a do-over I'd have swapped Galchenyuk and Drouin for Dummy's kid.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4690 by Retardé S » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:11 pm

Well looks like Matthews and Tavares will battle each other for the Rocket Richard
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Post #4691 by Slick Nick » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:29 pm

Matthews might be the best scorer of all time... the mens has such a magic touch.
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Post #4692 by Retardé S » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:48 pm

Slick Nick wrote:Matthews might be the best scorer of all time... the mens has such a magic touch.


Them hands are insanely strong and quick



One hand scoops the puck, and then it's off his stick like a fucking canon.
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Post #4693 by Slick Nick » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:56 pm

Turned 21 two weeks ago.

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Post #4694 by TittiesNBeer » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:22 am

From the NHL heights and weights article in the athletic.

Habs are 2nd youngest team in the NHL (edmonton)
Habs are shortest team and the lightest team

Interesting facts... the league in general is getting smaller and younger.

The average nhl player is below 200 lbs for the first time in 20 years.

The average weight is the lowest its been in nearly 40 years.
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Post #4695 by Twitter bArt » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:39 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:From the NHL heights and weights article in the athletic.

Habs are 2nd youngest team in the NHL (edmonton)
Habs are shortest team and the lightest team

Interesting facts... the league in general is getting smaller and younger.

The average nhl player is below 200 lbs for the first time in 20 years.

The average weight is the lowest its been in nearly 40 years.



sous six part deux
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #4696 by mcphee » Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:12 pm

I'm shorter than I was 40 years ago.
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Post #4697 by mcphee » Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:13 pm

Oh yeah, I'm a trend setter.
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Post #4698 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:53 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:From the NHL heights and weights article in the athletic.


Habs are shortest team and the lightest team



God fucking dammit I HATE THIS TEAM :rudy:
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Post #4699 by shredz » Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:00 am

TittiesNBeer wrote:From the NHL heights and weights article in the athletic.

Habs are 2nd youngest team in the NHL (edmonton)
Habs are shortest team and the lightest team

Interesting facts... the league in general is getting smaller and younger.

The average nhl player is below 200 lbs for the first time in 20 years.

The average weight is the lowest its been in nearly 40 years.


Ain't nothing like the days of smoking a pack of Camel's before a Stanley Cup Finals game.
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Post #4700 by Twitter bArt » Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:55 pm

shredz wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:From the NHL heights and weights article in the athletic.

Habs are 2nd youngest team in the NHL (edmonton)
Habs are shortest team and the lightest team

Interesting facts... the league in general is getting smaller and younger.

The average nhl player is below 200 lbs for the first time in 20 years.

The average weight is the lowest its been in nearly 40 years.


Ain't nothing like the days of smoking a pack of Camel's before a Stanley Cup Finals game.



Gitanes and Gaulois were all the rave in young Artie's neighborhood
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:

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