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Post #1601 by vonbonds » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:02 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:
Artie wrote:Vadim Shipachyov has been assigned to the AHL affiliate of The VGK


Vegas sent everyone down who didn't have to clear waivers. All their draft picks went to junior, theodore went to the AHL too.

They also put everyone who had a hangnail or paper cut on IR.

they have too many players and need to offload some in trade. They are carrying

11 fwd + 3 IR fwd
9 D + 1 IR D
3 goalies

Look for the Befanas in vegas artie. They are gonna make moves and then start calling up Ship, Theo, and activating James neal off IR, soon.

What does that poor bastard have to do to play in the NHL?
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Post #1602 by Macbeth » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:05 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:
Artie wrote:Vadim Shipachyov has been assigned to the AHL affiliate of The VGK


Vegas sent everyone down who didn't have to clear waivers. All their draft picks went to junior, theodore went to the AHL too.

They also put everyone who had a hangnail or paper cut on IR.

they have too many players and need to offload some in trade. They are carrying

11 fwd + 3 IR fwd
9 D + 1 IR D
3 goalies

Look for the Befanas in vegas artie. They are gonna make moves and then start calling up Ship, Theo, and activating James neal off IR, soon.


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Post #1603 by TittiesNBeer » Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:21 pm

Yannick weber?
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Post #1604 by Artie » Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:01 am

can the Leafs go undefeated this year
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #1605 by Retarder S » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:32 pm

Can Matthews break Gretzky's career points total record before the all star break
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Post #1606 by Dog » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:56 pm

Drouin > Matthews
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Post #1607 by Retarder S » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:27 pm

Jiri Hudler n'a pas l'air de bien aller.

L'ex-joueur de la LNH aurait récemment «foutu le bordel» dans un avion entre New York et Prague, rapporte Blesk, un populaire tabloïd tchèque.

Il aurait menacé des agents de bord, exigé de la cocaïne et tenté d'uriner dans un chariot rempli de nourriture. Les membres de l'équipage ont aussi déclaré qu'il avait consommé de la cocaïne dans les toilettes.

Hudler, un attaquant qui a joué 11 saisons dans la LNH, a démenti les allégations.

Il a dit qu'il ne s'était rien passé en vol, mais plutôt à l'atterrissage.


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Post #1608 by Retarder S » Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:23 pm

LVGK+ win their first game
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Post #1609 by Artie » Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:39 pm

James Neal and Shea Theodore for Galchenyuk
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #1611 by Dog » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:36 pm

Drouin-Galchenyuk-Yakupov

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Post #1612 by Artie » Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:36 pm




Davey snipes
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #1613 by Mufasa » Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:46 pm

Artie wrote:https://twitter.com/dezy51/status/927374132936818688


Davey snipes


We should have kept him.
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Post #1614 by Artie » Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:54 pm

no, no we shouldn't have
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #1615 by Dog » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:59 am

Who’s Denis? His Denis, I mean.
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Post #1616 by AD » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:40 am

The outgoing mayor you goofball.
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Post #1617 by Dog » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:51 am

Oh, that his Denis.
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Post #1618 by Dog » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:21 am

I guess you won’t be getting your expos back now, mcphee. Just like a city with like nice urbanism and the like when you come visit.
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Post #1619 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:36 am

I think dog forgot when the mayor publically said davey should be waived and sent to the ahl. This is the revenge.
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Post #1620 by Dog » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:39 am

I know. Well, I remembered with nanners explanation/admonishment.
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Post #1621 by Mufasa » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:31 pm

Plante said there would be a consultation for the expos in Montreal, if the fair people of Mont ROyal wants them, she'll get them.
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Post #1622 by Dog » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:39 pm

Yes, that means the Expos project has been downgraded to “not a priority/not happening”.
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Post #1623 by Dog » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:43 pm

Baseball is kinda boring, though. What I want is for a Saudi sheik to bring an English Premier League team to Montreal and load it up with Superstars!
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Post #1624 by Dog » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:45 pm

Mind you, that would get boring too. Not to mention football players and fans....ewww.

Maybe we can get a second ice hockey team that would be good (like, for real good, not beaker good).
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Post #1625 by Artie » Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:41 pm

she can bring the \expos and build the stadium at the end of the Pink Line
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #1626 by Dog » Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:53 pm

Les expos de Lachine. I like it!
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Post #1627 by Dog » Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:54 pm

Mind you, it could also be les Expos de Montréal-Nord. Works too! Brilliant!
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Post #1628 by Retarder S » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:13 am

Alright fellas, WTF is going on in Ottawa :donger:

I went to check Turris' stats, then Duchene's..then I came across this



Then Karlsson coming out with the "Here or somewhere else" special.

Would be gold if Melnyck asked for a liver today.
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Post #1629 by Mufasa » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:28 pm

And also they are loosing every games.
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Post #1630 by mcphee » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:04 pm

Retarder S wrote:Alright fellas, WTF is going on in Ottawa :donger:

I went to check Turris' stats, then Duchene's..then I came across this



Then Karlsson coming out with the "Here or somewhere else" special.

Would be gold if Melnyck asked for a liver today.

I heard comments after this and I think Turris is doing what players do, he's lying. Sounds like he asked for term, 7-8 years, the team, owner/GM, didn't want to go that far, so they deal him. He signs for 5, because he isn't a guy you go longer with, and cries that he wanted to stay but they didn't like him. He wouldn't have signed the deal that he eventually signed. You see guys do that now.
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Post #1631 by Mufasa » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:11 pm

mcphee wrote:
Retarder S wrote:Alright fellas, WTF is going on in Ottawa :donger:

I went to check Turris' stats, then Duchene's..then I came across this



Then Karlsson coming out with the "Here or somewhere else" special.

Would be gold if Melnyck asked for a liver today.

I heard comments after this and I think Turris is doing what players do, he's lying. Sounds like he asked for term, 7-8 years, the team, owner/GM, didn't want to go that far, so they deal him. He signs for 5, because he isn't a guy you go longer with, and cries that he wanted to stay but they didn't like him. He wouldn't have signed the deal that he eventually signed. You see guys do that now.


Much like Radulov saying the Habs never offered him the same contract than the Stars. Then changing his story afterward. It seems like they don't care anymore.

I wouldn't care if I was a player with a 6 years contract.
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Post #1632 by Retarder S » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:03 pm

mcphee wrote:
Retarder S wrote:Alright fellas, WTF is going on in Ottawa :donger:

I went to check Turris' stats, then Duchene's..then I came across this



Then Karlsson coming out with the "Here or somewhere else" special.

Would be gold if Melnyck asked for a liver today.

I heard comments after this and I think Turris is doing what players do, he's lying. Sounds like he asked for term, 7-8 years, the team, owner/GM, didn't want to go that far, so they deal him. He signs for 5, because he isn't a guy you go longer with, and cries that he wanted to stay but they didn't like him. He wouldn't have signed the deal that he eventually signed. You see guys do that now.


I don't buy that, there's no purpose in that other than being an ass. It's not like he outed everyone, he specifically said ownership. If he wasn't getting the deal he wanted, he would've just said he wanted to test the market in the summer, but he seemingly didn't do so or else the trade wouldn't have gone through. I think he got the deal he wanted in Nashville, and sens ownership didn't want him at that length/price.

As for Radulov, Bergevin clearly missed the boat. But that doesn't mean he would've signed here had he received both offers at the same time. I don't buy that there's a trend of players just lying for sympathy after signing multi-million dollar contracts.
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Post #1633 by Mufasa » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:14 pm

Radulov did change his story. At first he said he didn't received an offer until after he signed, then Bergevin said he received the same offer two days prior to signing, then Radu wen't "I don't know, lol, ask my agent" as a real fucking piece of shit.
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Post #1634 by TittiesNBeer » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:29 pm

Let's be honest, Melnyk is a shit head.

Who threatens to move the team the day before their outdoor game, with the whole league in town for the 100th anniversary celebrations?
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Post #1635 by Retarder S » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:33 pm

Mufasa wrote:Radulov did change his story. At first he said he didn't received an offer until after he signed, then Bergevin said he received the same offer two days prior to signing, then Radu wen't "I don't know, lol, ask my agent" as a real fucking piece of shit.


Either way, he agreed with Dallas before Montreal matched. Montreal had months to negociate, but Bergevin played hardball with his best fwd and lost, simple as that. If you really want a player, you give him the money.
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Post #1636 by Retarder S » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:35 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Let's be honest, Melnyk is a shit head.

Who threatens to move the team the day before their outdoor game, with the whole league in town for the 100th anniversary celebrations?


I read that this morning, but it was too much to take after finding out about the Turris/Karlsson situation.

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