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Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:33 pm
by Twitter bArt
Retardé S wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote:https://twitter.com/mtl_prospects/status/989706134792654849



Why did we fire Sly again?



jerks

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 8:09 pm
by Retardé S
Alexandre Shitstain with 2 goals 1 assist in game 7 against the Charlottestown islanders

15 goals in 16 games in the playoffs

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 8:16 pm
by Retardé S
Hat trick

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 8:30 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Another assist.

3g 2a

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 8:46 pm
by Shawnathan Horcoff
Mufasa's line-up needs an update.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:01 am
by TittiesNBeer

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:08 am
by Slick Nick
I was POMPEZ but then I saw he was a 97 born playing against children.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:10 am
by Retardé S
Slick Nick wrote:I was POMPEZ but then I saw he was a 97 born playing against children.

He should have his own thread for being that shite. :hellyeah:

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:36 am
by Twitter bArt
:sometimes you have to take a chance on overagers: [/Everybody but AD]

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:48 am
by Slick Nick
Twitter bArt wrote::sometimes you have to take a chance on overagers: [/Everybody but AD]


Pretty sure AD has banged a 97 born or two :danson:

Re: RE: Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 8:07 am
by TittiesNBeer
Slick Nick wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote::sometimes you have to take a chance on overagers: [/Everybody but AD]


Pretty sure AD has banged a 97 born or two :danson:
Sure. In 2010 he was into that.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:37 am
by PPJ
AD should sue your ass

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:45 am
by TittiesNBeer
My ass has a restraining order as it pertains to AD

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:47 am
by PPJ
TittiesNBeer wrote:My ass has a restraining order as it pertains to AD


Jeez, world doesn’t revolve around you. I was talking about Nicolai’s ass

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:52 am
by Macbeth
TittiesNBeer wrote:My ass has a restraining order as it pertains to AD

Anyone can fuck your ass, Beaker, because you are Beaker.

Your imaginary restraining orders have no bearings on the Collective's desire to rape you.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:10 pm
by Not
Beaker back - Mac on his ass

The world is aligned again

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:57 pm
by Macbeth
:mkbét:

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:58 pm
by Macbeth
I want Zadina though.

If we can't get the beautiful mens rushen boi, gimme the other euro trash.

No talk of that Ketchup bullshit, yeah ?

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:13 pm
by Retardé S
Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:17 pm
by AD
Nickolai's ass looks delish.

Re: RE: Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:20 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Retardé S wrote:Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum
I see three as close. Hughes too.

Ketchup i dont want

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:22 pm
by Dog
Time will tell, gentlemens. Time will tell.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:24 pm
by Retardé S
Button is raving over Kokoniemi, says he'll be top 5 in his final list. On the other hand, it sounded like he was jerking off while speaking on the phone to Melnyck.

Re: RE: Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:38 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Retardé S wrote:Button is raving over Kokoniemi, says he'll be top 5 in his final list. On the other hand, it sounded like he was jerking off while speaking on the phone to Melnyck.
Buttons rankings always differ from consensus. Sometimes hes right. Other times hes not.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:38 pm
by Twitter bArt
Fucking Buffon had Fucale at #7

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:41 pm
by TittiesNBeer
AD wrote:Nickolai's ass looks delish.


Its cause hes younger than me, isnt it?

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:44 pm
by Slick Nick
Retardé S wrote:Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum


I'd take Zadina over Whalescrotum and Beauxcuisses anytime

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:55 pm
by Macbeth
Retardé S wrote:Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum

Don't try to sell me a fridge, I'm an eskimo, Reetz.

I know Ketchup bullshit when I see it.

He's no Keef, he's no Mass.

All he is is Bordé, and I don't want any Bordé cunt on my team, yeah ?

Gimme the eastern europeans.

Gimme the scandz.

Gimme anything, really, but do not give me Bordé.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:01 pm
by Retardé S
Alright then, no Bordé. Image

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:04 pm
by Dog
Technically, Svech is Asian, not Eastern European.

:crossarms:

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:07 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Svech in round 1. Khovanov in round 2.

Instant chemistry

:boreds:

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:08 pm
by Macbeth
Dog wrote:Technically, Svech is Asian, not Eastern European.

:crossarms:

We'll have all of the azhenz too, I don't mind.

JUST NO BORDÉ KETCHUP.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:12 pm
by Dog
Who is Bordé?

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:13 pm
by Shawnathan Horcoff
Retardé S wrote:Alright then, no Bordé. Image


Image


:dame_cyberpunk:

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:13 pm
by Dog
Who's Keef and Mass, for that matter?

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:14 pm
by Retardé S
Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Alright then, no Bordé. Image


Image


:dame_cyberpunk:


Why aren't you in charge of the smilie database _dong?

Re: RE: Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:14 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Dog wrote:Who's Keef and Mass, for that matter?
Keith, Matt, and Brady ketchup

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:19 pm
by Shawnathan Horcoff
Retardé S wrote:
Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Alright then, no Bordé. Image


Image


:dame_cyberpunk:


Why aren't you in charge of the smilie database _dong?


I don’t want TheColi brehs to hunt my cac ass down for thievery. Image

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:23 pm
by Retardé S
Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Image


:dame_cyberpunk:


Why aren't you in charge of the smilie database _dong?


I don’t want TheColi brehs to hunt my cac ass down for thievery. Image


True

Re: RE: Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:24 pm
by Dog
TittiesNBeer wrote:
Dog wrote:Who's Keef and Mass, for that matter?
Keith, Matt, and Brady ketchup


Dank Huss!

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:37 pm
by Not
I'm good with ketchup, I especially like the more expensive organic one :mkbét:

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:45 pm
by TittiesNBeer
I like mustard.

Quinn Hughes cause he can be a bit of a hot dog.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 3:45 pm
by Slick Nick
TittiesNBeer wrote:I like mustard.

Quinn Hughes cause he can be a bit of a hot dog.


5’10’’ defensemens..

Welcome home Quann!

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 3:50 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Ryan ellis is pretty good at 5'10

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 3:54 pm
by Slick Nick
TittiesNBeer wrote:Ryan ellis is pretty good at 5'10



Image

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 4:03 pm
by TittiesNBeer
Torey Krug and jared spurgeon are legit top 4 d... if you see a guy who projects to be even better than they are... is it not worth a top 5 pick?

Id still take zadina... but its close with boqvist and hughes.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 4:16 pm
by Slick Nick
I’m joking Beak, I like Qwann.. but there are better options at turd. Plus, we already have Mete in the diminutive sneaky Dmens category.

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:00 pm
by Twitter bArt
We have secured more vagino

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:13 pm
by Retardé S

Re: Young players who are all shit

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:16 pm
by Retardé S
Image

Is this the first ever androgynous prospect we've had?