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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #451 by PPJ » Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:50 am

Dog wrote:I'm curious, joe, how did the alcohol babies turn out? Albeit it's probably hard to distinguish between what's caused by alcohol and what's caused generally by parents that would give alcohol to babies.


A few okay, but for the most part, not exactly the elite of society.
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Post #452 by mcphee » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:34 pm

I would think a baby drinking in moderation sets a good tone. Those kids will have a drink or two
Then stop. Which is what you want.

It's not like babies drive. That'd be crazy
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Post #453 by Retarder S » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:37 pm

What if it sets too much of a good tone?
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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #454 by mcphee » Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:11 pm

Retarder S wrote:What if it sets too much of a good tone?

I'm not omniscient for God's sake. Sometimes life has to just unfold.
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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #455 by Craig » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:20 pm

mcphee wrote:
Retarder S wrote:What if it sets too much of a good tone?

I'm not omniscient for God's sake.


You do it of its own merits?
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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #456 by clawfirst » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:21 pm

Im not normally a fan of grammatical humour, but that one just worked
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Post #457 by Dog » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:06 pm

Greg, is your baby happy now that you are no longer starving it?
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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #458 by mcphee » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:23 pm

Craig wrote:
mcphee wrote:
Retarder S wrote:What if it sets too much of a good tone?

I'm not omniscient for God's sake.


You do it of its own merits?

I think that was from an old Robin Williams standup routine. His kids were asking non stop questions so he screamed I'm not omniscient. You'll use that in about 4 years.
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Post #459 by Craig » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:47 pm

Dog wrote:Greg, is your baby happy now that you are no longer starving it?


Yup.
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Post #460 by mcphee » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:02 pm

Craig wrote:
mcphee wrote:
Retarder S wrote:What if it sets too much of a good tone?

I'm not omniscient for God's sake.


You do it of its own merits?
now I get it. I'll admit to missing the for God's sake. I thought I misunderstood omniscient. Not bad Craig. You're funnier sleep deprived.
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Post #461 by PPJ » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:46 pm

Craig being sleep deprived is funny.
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Post #462 by PPJ » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:47 pm

I always had Craig as the 4th least likely to procreate on this board.
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Post #463 by AD » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:49 pm

Mac
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Post #464 by Craig » Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:11 pm

Mu is super likely to procreate. I bet he already has.
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Post #465 by mcphee » Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:09 pm

Craig wrote:Mu is super likely to procreate. I bet he already has.

The sperm bank counts ?
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Post #466 by chiclet » Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:39 pm

mcphee wrote:
Craig wrote:Mu is super likely to procreate. I bet he already has.

The sperm bank counts ?


Yes. If by sperm bank you mean couche-tard bathroom.
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Post #467 by AD » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:07 pm

Couche-tard?

Well la-di-da... nothing but the fancy stuff for herr chiclets. I bet he's never even gotten a crossette dan'van enarrière du Perrette.
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Post #468 by PPJ » Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:58 am

Craig wrote:Mu is super likely to procreate. I bet he already has.


Maybe the term should be 'least likely to have their name listed as father on a birth certificate'.
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Post #469 by clawfirst » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:24 am

Do aborted ones count?
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Post #470 by MP » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:26 am

I don't believe you get a birth certificate for an abortion...
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Post #471 by mcphee » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:33 am

Mu happens to be a very productive man. I think we have to deal with this. Someday we'll be singing 'Here a Mu, there a Mu everywhere a MuMu.' I think we may be a better society for it. We will see.
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Post #472 by Dog » Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:06 am

The effects of childhood alcoholism on display in this thread.
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Post #473 by clawfirst » Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:25 am

Old mcphee spun some yarn ...
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Post #474 by Dog » Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:06 am

How's that baby, greg???!
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Post #475 by chiclet » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:06 am

Knowlton Nash ran a piece last night on the dangers of eating placenta for breakfast.
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Post #476 by PPJ » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:10 am

Old Porto wives tale:

If a rat eats your placenta, at some point you need to eat a rat or you're condemed to a life of bad luck.
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Post #477 by Dog » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:12 am

Do you have to eat the rat that ate the placenta or is eating a placenta like the original sin for rats and all members carry it?
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Post #478 by Dog » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:14 am

Btw, how do you know that a rat ate the placenta? You just left the placenta lying around and saw a rat take it?
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Post #479 by Dog » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:14 am

Also, Jesus H. Murphy Christ, Joe.
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Post #480 by PPJ » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:19 am

Fuck, my stock are basically Porto hillbillies Dog. I've asked all the same questions, haven't received satisfactory answers. Quite frankly, I'm shocked I survived my child hood.
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Post #481 by Dog » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:22 am

They seem fascinating. Do they have facebook accounts like eb's favorite southern northeastern saskatchewanites?
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Post #482 by Dog » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:39 am

I don't have that in my family. Probably because I've had no family whatsoever (even cousins) in portugal/fish's ass for a generation. Some of my older cousins in the States can be weird (as in trump supporters) -it's like the polls, the younger more educated ones (or parents of educated ones) tend to be liberal,even Bernie bros/gals, while the older/less educated/military/small business owner types are racist and trumpkins. My older sister is dating a guy from a porto family with what seems to be beliefs straight from the middle ages. I remember I brought her a nice japanese kitchen knife from a reputable shop in Tokyo last year and he was all like "oh, it's bad omen to give a knife it means bad luck and whatnot" and I was like shut the fuck up (politely), the japanese make knives good -it slices like a motherfucker, you don't like it sell it on ebay for like 3X what I paid for it. Weirdo.
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Post #483 by Craig » Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:34 am

Isn't being a racist Porto kinda hypocritical? Like being a discerning Wal-Mart shopper.
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Post #484 by PPJ » Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:49 am

Craig wrote:Isn't being a racist Porto kinda hypocritical? Like being a discerning Wal-Mart shopper.


Not all Portos look like Bouillon, Craig :shakeshead:
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Post #485 by Mufasa » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:02 pm

Lil' greg might be the only reason this place didn't finally died this summer. Bless him.
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Post #486 by Dog » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:28 pm

Craig wrote:Isn't being a racist Porto kinda hypocritical? Like being a discerning Wal-Mart shopper.


For some reason, ALL italian-americans appear to be racist (portos being a subset of the italian crowd).
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Post #487 by Dog » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:30 pm

Mufasa wrote:Lil' greg might be the only reason this place didn't finally died this summer. Bless him.


I thought you were going to christen Greg1.5, mustafa.

:croissants:
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Post #488 by clawfirst » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:32 pm

A girl named greg would be very hipster
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Post #489 by Craig » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:34 pm

Gregoria? Has a nice ring to it.
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Post #490 by clawfirst » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:34 pm

Craig wrote:Isn't being a racist Porto kinda hypocritical? Like being a discerning Wal-Mart shopper.

You think i was kidding with the last to emerge from the caves thing...
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Post #491 by clawfirst » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:35 pm

Wait wait...that's prejudiced.


It sure is
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Post #492 by Dog » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:35 pm

Craig wrote:Gregoria? Has a nice ring to it.


Let the professionals handdle this, greg.
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Post #493 by Dog » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:36 pm

It's sorta like black people voting anti-gay. It's like, really?
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Post #494 by AD » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:13 pm

Craig wrote:Isn't being a racist Porto kinda hypocritical? Like being a discerning Wal-Mart shopper.


I don't think I've ever heard anything quite as racist as this statement right there ladies and gentlemen.

And we're in 2017. And Trump is president. And there was a neo-nazi march just the other day.

But Craig manages to outdo them in a single line.

Bravo.
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Post #495 by PPJ » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:25 pm

Craig wrote:Gregoria? Has a nice ring to it.


Sounds like a body part
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Post #496 by PPJ » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:26 pm

AD wrote:
Craig wrote:Isn't being a racist Porto kinda hypocritical? Like being a discerning Wal-Mart shopper.


I don't think I've ever heard anything quite as racist as this statement right there ladies and gentlemen.

And we're in 2017. And Trump is president. And there was a neo-nazi march just the other day.

But Craig manages to outdo them in a single line.

Bravo.


I dunno, having the word for black and slave be the same seems kind of worse.
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Post #497 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:33 pm

how so?
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Post #498 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:33 pm

i mean it sounds historically relevant / accurate to me.
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Post #499 by PPJ » Thu Aug 24, 2017 5:42 pm

Everybody's talking and no one says a word
Everybody's making love and no one really cares
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs
Always something happening and nothing going on
There's always something cooking and nothing in the pot
They're starving back in China so finish what you got

Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed strange days indeed

Everybody's runnin' and no one makes a move
Everyone's a winner and nothing left to lose
There's a little yellow idol to the north of Katmandu
Everybody's flying and no one leaves the ground
Everybody's crying and no one makes a sound
There's a place for us in the movies you just gotta lay around

Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed most peculiar, mama

Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high
Everybody's flying and never touch the sky
There's a UFO over New York and I ain't too surprised

Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed most peculiar, mama
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Re: Replacement Greg Thread

Post #500 by Craig » Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:19 pm

Boring Choice #2 wrote:i mean it sounds historically relevant / accurate to me.


Sure, after the fact. But think of the thought process as it happened in real time.

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