Happy Beaker day, everybody!

And some artists..
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Happy Beaker day, everybody!

Post #1 by Dog » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:28 am

:banana:
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Post #2 by Dog » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:29 am

Jerks.
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Post #3 by Mufasa » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:31 am

Happy birthday my dear friend! Have a good one! Cheers! Love you!
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Post #4 by AD » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:36 am

Please don't make the Habs lose again.
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Post #5 by Retarder S » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:39 am

Don't do it Beaks, don't create the 30th FPJ.

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Post #6 by Dog » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:50 am

Don’t let these jerks boss you around, beaks. I got your back. Just like last time.

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Post #7 by Mufasa » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:26 pm

Can we revoke his power to start new threads? Even when he's not making us lose, his thread making is clueless.

EDIT: Happy birthday, love you.
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Post #8 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:39 pm

can. won't.
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Post #9 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:39 pm

the tourists (lw) have already won.
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Post #10 by PPJ » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:04 pm

Happy birthday my favourite scavenger of human misery.
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Post #11 by Craig » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:06 pm

Boring Choice #2 wrote:can. won't.


Yeah, we can totally do that. I can't be bothered though.
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Post #12 by Not » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:57 pm

Happy Birthday Beaks.
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Post #13 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:23 pm

Why does my birthday see me giving massive amounts of rep but not receiving them... hmmm....
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Post #14 by Dog » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:26 pm

Happy birthday, beaker!
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Post #15 by Craig » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:27 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Why does my birthday see me giving massive amounts of rep but not receiving them... hmmm....


Because nobody gives a shit about rep but you.
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Post #16 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:31 pm

Craig wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Why does my birthday see me giving massive amounts of rep but not receiving them... hmmm....


Because nobody gives a shit about rep but you.


I make one rep joke since I've been back and craig has to go being a cunt.
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Post #17 by Craig » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:33 pm

Jokes normally have punchlines.
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Post #18 by Craig » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:33 pm

Or like, comedic inflection or something. Or point out foibles in societal norms. Stuff like that.
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Post #19 by AD » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:17 pm

To be fair to Beaks, "Craig is a cunt" is a classic Broads genre joke.
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Post #20 by mcphee » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:50 pm

Happy Birthday Beaks. Please try and improve your pointing out foibles of societal norms.
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Post #21 by Dog » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:43 pm

You’d think pointing out that on your birthday you give rep and don’t receive rep qualifies as « pointing out the foibles of societal norms » but you guys probably know better.
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Post #22 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:49 pm

Dog wrote:You’d think pointing out that on your birthday you give rep and don’t receive rep qualifies as « pointing out the foibles of societal norms » but you guys probably know better.


They all saw the joke, but decided to be jerks anyways.

Jerks.
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Post #23 by mcphee » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:58 pm

Dog wrote:You’d think pointing out that on your birthday you give rep and don’t receive rep qualifies as « pointing out the foibles of societal norms » but you guys probably know better.

I know all of the words that you use but I don’t know what they mean combined
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Post #24 by mcphee » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:00 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:
Dog wrote:You’d think pointing out that on your birthday you give rep and don’t receive rep qualifies as « pointing out the foibles of societal norms » but you guys probably know better.


They all saw the joke, but decided to be jerks anyways.

Jerks.

Isn’t a foible used in fencing ?
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Post #25 by AD » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:22 pm

I defended Beaker. For the record.
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Post #26 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:38 pm

mcphee wrote:
Dog wrote:You’d think pointing out that on your birthday you give rep and don’t receive rep qualifies as « pointing out the foibles of societal norms » but you guys probably know better.

I know all of the words that you use but I don’t know what they mean combined


Better than not being able to recall the words.
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Post #27 by Retarder S » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:41 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:
mcphee wrote:
Dog wrote:You’d think pointing out that on your birthday you give rep and don’t receive rep qualifies as « pointing out the foibles of societal norms » but you guys probably know better.

I know all of the words that you use but I don’t know what they mean combined


Better than not being able to recall the words.


Or not noticing them :why:
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Post #28 by Artie » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:30 pm

Craig wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Why does my birthday see me giving massive amounts of rep but not receiving them... hmmm....


Because nobody gives a shit about rep but you.



says the guy that sent invitations to AD , Fids and me to his wedding
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #29 by Craig » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:00 am

I'm like, 95% sure I didn't invite you.
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Post #30 by Artie » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:06 am

Craig wrote:I'm like, 95% sure I didn't invite you.



so it wasn't in the mail?
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #31 by Craig » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:57 am

K sent the invitations, but given she has no idea you exist it seems unlikely.
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Post #32 by AD » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:53 am

But I was, Artie.

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Post #33 by Macbeth » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:10 pm

Why was I not invited, Craiegh ?
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Post #34 by Craig » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:10 pm

Because I hate you, Mac.
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Post #35 by Dog » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:36 pm

Why can’t we all get along.

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Post #36 by Macbeth » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:49 pm

Craig wrote:Because I hate you, Mac.

Needlessly hurtful and underhanded. :colbert:
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Post #37 by Craig » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:58 pm

Lol, underhanded. I'll try to be more direct next time.
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Post #38 by Macbeth » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:33 pm

Craig wrote:Lol, underhanded. I'll try to be more direct next time.

Please don't.
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Post #39 by AD » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:47 pm

Mac's in his period i think. Gone soft on Beaker. Gone soft on Craig.


What the fuck is wrong, Mac.
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Post #40 by mcphee » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:16 pm

Dog wrote:Why can’t we all get along.

:why:

because we are assholes
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Post #41 by mcphee » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:19 pm

AD wrote:Mac's in his period i think. Gone soft on Beaker. Gone soft on Craig.


What the fuck is wrong, Mac.

I assume you mean 'on' because 'in' would infer a historical time known as the Mac Period, which makes sense in many ways.
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Post #42 by Macbeth » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:59 pm

AD wrote:Mac's in his period i think. Gone soft on Beaker. Gone soft on Craig.


What the fuck is wrong, Mac.

The team is struggling and it is affecting everything in my life. :why:
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Post #43 by Slick Nick » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:06 pm

Macbeth wrote:
AD wrote:Mac's in his period i think. Gone soft on Beaker. Gone soft on Craig.


What the fuck is wrong, Mac.

The team is struggling and it is affecting everything in my life. :why:


It's the other way around pal, get your shit together.
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Post #44 by Artie » Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:33 pm

Macbeth wrote:
Craig wrote:Because I hate you, Mac.

Needlessly hurtful and underhanded. :colbert:



at least he was honest with you
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:

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