Happy Birthday you crazy mutt

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Happy Birthday you crazy mutt

Post #1 by AD » Wed May 23, 2018 8:54 am

:colbert:
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Re: Happy Birthday you crazy mutt

Post #2 by Twitter bArt » Wed May 23, 2018 8:56 am

Happy Big Bang Aftermath Day
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Re: Happy Birthday you crazy mutt

Post #3 by Not » Wed May 23, 2018 9:03 am

Happy Birthday Doggo
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Post #4 by Macbeth » Wed May 23, 2018 9:30 am

Dogo is aging ?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post #5 by AD » Wed May 23, 2018 9:46 am

He's like... in his 40s...

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Post #6 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 23, 2018 9:50 am

Happy vaginal escape anniversary.
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Post #7 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed May 23, 2018 9:53 am

Twitter bArt wrote:Happy Big Bang Aftermath Day


I, for one, will not celebrate the random event in which some matter coalesced into a form we know as the dog, using a random time frame based on the time it takes a given planet to travel once in its orbit around its star, as adjusted for based on the time it takes for that planet to spin a full revolution on its axis while orbiting said star, especially given that we cannot really be certain whether that time it takes for these events are slowing down or speeding up relative to other forms of matter in the universe.

I will instead celebrate that the dark matter in the universe mean that his moobs are approximately 5 times as massive as previously thought.
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Post #8 by Macbeth » Wed May 23, 2018 9:58 am

AD wrote:He's like... in his 40s...

:rudy:

No.

No, no.

No !

NO!!!!!

No no no no no no no no.

GOD N


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Post #9 by shredz [Bot] » Wed May 23, 2018 10:02 am

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Best wishes and salutations on this very special day.

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Post #10 by Retardé S » Wed May 23, 2018 10:21 am

Birthdays are just a meme. Laughing at y'all for thinking it's all real, you earthly peasants.
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Post #11 by shredz [Bot] » Wed May 23, 2018 10:28 am

We're just old and tired. Let us have this one day Retardo.

- Gerald
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Post #12 by Dog » Wed May 23, 2018 10:33 am

Happy Dog day, everybody!

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Post #13 by Dog » Wed May 23, 2018 10:34 am

Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote:Happy Big Bang Aftermath Day


I, for one, will not celebrate the random event in which some matter coalesced into a form we know as the dog, using a random time frame based on the time it takes a given planet to travel once in its orbit around its star, as adjusted for based on the time it takes for that planet to spin a full revolution on its axis while orbiting said star, especially given that we cannot really be certain whether that time it takes for these events are slowing down or speeding up relative to other forms of matter in the universe.

I will instead celebrate that the dark matter in the universe mean that his moobs are approximately 5 times as massive as previously thought.


This is great. Get this to hallmark!
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Post #14 by Mufasa » Wed May 23, 2018 10:36 am

Bonne fête Doug.
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Post #15 by Retardé S » Wed May 23, 2018 11:04 am

Gerald Brisco wrote:We're just old and tired. Let us have this one day Retardo.

- Gerald


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Post #16 by Twitter bArt » Wed May 23, 2018 11:21 am

Retardé S wrote:
Gerald Brisco wrote:We're just old and tired. Let us have this one day Retardo.

- Gerald


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that is M.A. in a nutshell
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #17 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 23, 2018 11:33 am

AD wrote:He's like... in his 40s...

:rudy:


Is that dog years or human?
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Post #18 by mcphee » Wed May 23, 2018 12:41 pm

All the best Fids
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Post #19 by Craig » Wed May 23, 2018 12:42 pm

Like, 20-30% the best, Fids. Another healthy 50% above average and the rest somewhere below, so you can appreciate the good stuff.
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Post #20 by Dog » Wed May 23, 2018 12:44 pm

Craig wrote:Like, 20-30% the best, Fids. Another healthy 50% above average and the rest somewhere below, so you can appreciate the good stuff.


Would you say this would be the best?
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Post #21 by Craig » Wed May 23, 2018 1:31 pm

The best you're going to get from me.
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Post #22 by Slick Nick » Wed May 23, 2018 1:37 pm

Happy birthday rusty!
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Post #23 by Retardé S » Wed May 23, 2018 8:53 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Gerald Brisco wrote:We're just old and tired. Let us have this one day Retardo.

- Gerald


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that is M.A. in a nutshell


Who's M.A.?
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Post #24 by shredz [Bot] » Wed May 23, 2018 9:00 pm

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Post #25 by Mufasa » Thu May 24, 2018 1:49 am

Retardé S wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
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that is M.A. in a nutshell


Who's M.A.?


Doghter.
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Post #26 by PPJ » Fri May 25, 2018 9:42 am

Happy Birthday Costa
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Post #27 by MP » Fri May 25, 2018 11:11 am

Belated aging day dog!
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Post #28 by Dog » Fri May 25, 2018 11:13 am

You guys are late.

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Post #29 by MP » Fri May 25, 2018 11:16 am

Dog wrote:You guys are late.

:crossarms:

Just a couple of days, it's nothing to worry about yet...
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Post #30 by AD » Fri May 25, 2018 11:17 am

But how many days does the dog have left, MP?
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Post #31 by MP » Fri May 25, 2018 11:21 am

15,330?
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Post #32 by AD » Fri May 25, 2018 11:24 am

You're gonna kill the dog when he turns 83?
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Post #33 by MP » Fri May 25, 2018 11:32 am

AD wrote:You're gonna kill the dog when he turns 83?

Not me, just whomever gets the room across the hall from him in the retirement home after a 15 hour monologue about gout.
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Post #34 by Mufasa » Fri May 25, 2018 11:50 am

Pretty sure the Dog will figure a way to immortality at some point.
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Post #35 by Dog » Fri May 25, 2018 12:31 pm

Mufasa wrote:Pretty sure the Dog will figure a way to immortality at some point.


We, expanding grids of energy, are immortal. We’ll spend eternity stretching out ever closer to but never quite absolute zero. Just lower and lower energy, with all matter long dissolved, forever.

Unless they’ve miscaculated, obvs.
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Post #36 by PPJ » Fri May 25, 2018 8:08 pm

Dog wrote:You guys are late.

:crossarms:


Fashionably

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