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Post #451 by Retardé S » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:34 pm

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Post #452 by Twitter bArt » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:40 pm

beautiful mens winning ugly jugs
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #453 by Retardé S » Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:09 pm

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Post #454 by Retardé S » Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:10 pm

That was a nice one, I liked Cheryshev's against Croatia too.

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Post #455 by Slick Nick » Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:26 pm

Read somewhere that he grew up in Spain and considers himself more Spanish than Russian.
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Post #456 by Retardé S » Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:45 pm

Slick Nick wrote:Read somewhere that he grew up in Spain and considers himself more Spanish than Russian.


It's alright, you got Fernandes thinking he's russian now to compensate.
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Post #457 by Retardé S » Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:48 pm

Our boy Alphonso.



Earlier this year, German journalist Christoph Biermann published a book titled Matchplan. In it, Biermann pointed out that Davies was, statistically, the most likely prospect in the world to become a superstar in the mold of Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. The book was a major success in Germany and put Davies on the map among clubs in the Bundesliga.
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Post #458 by Retardé S » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:08 pm

No longer the Canadian Mbappé. He's the new Mbappé.Image
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Post #459 by Retardé S » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:18 pm

It's Mbappé's and Davies' world now.
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Post #460 by Mufasa » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:49 pm

Davies is an offensive caricature of a black man, his days in liberal America were numbered.
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Post #461 by Retardé S » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:44 pm

I'm just happy our acceptance of refugees has finally paid off.
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Post #462 by Mufasa » Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:09 pm

Retardé S wrote:I'm just happy our acceptance of refugees has finally paid off.


For Germany.
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Post #463 by Slick Nick » Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:25 pm

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Post #464 by Retardé S » Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:25 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Retardé S wrote:I'm just happy our acceptance of refugees has finally paid off.


For Germany.


For Bayern and for Canada. He'll win them the Champion's League 8 times in 10 years and he'll win us 3 World Cups in a row.
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Post #465 by Craig » Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:32 pm

I'll settle for a third place finish at the gold cup.
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Post #466 by chicpea » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:05 pm

Retardé S wrote:Our boy Alphonso.





These cunts didn't even mention our Whitecaps and Bobby Lenarduzzi, who continues to give so much to our city.
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Post #467 by Retardé S » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:09 pm

chicpea wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Our boy Alphonso.





These cunts didn't even mention our Whitecaps and Bobby Lenarduzzi, who continues to give so much to our city.



I hope you use part of those 22M to upgrade the turf significantly.
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Post #471 by Macbeth » Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:14 am

Mourineau's my boi.
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Post #472 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:42 am

I love that it was Tottenham who turned Mourinho into a broken man.
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Post #473 by Retardé S » Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:32 pm



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Post #474 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 02, 2018 7:01 pm


He's just misunderstood, like PK.
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Post #475 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 02, 2018 7:38 pm

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/MeekerGuerrier/status/1036179860824174593
He's just misunderstood, like PK.


I just cried...

PK would have made sure cameras were filming before stoping for a kid.
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Post #476 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 02, 2018 7:46 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/MeekerGuerrier/status/1036179860824174593
He's just misunderstood, like PK.


I just cried...

PK would have made sure cameras were filming before stoping for a kid.


Neymar knew the cameras were filming, but that's not like the point of it all, man.
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Post #477 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:16 pm

I mean, it's not like P.K. pissed on the kids after the cameras were off.
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Post #478 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:28 pm

When i was with the team and PK visited, there's some shit we didn't show for the good of PK.
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Post #479 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:39 pm

Mufasa wrote:When i was with the team and PK visited, there's some shit we didn't show for the good of PK.


Did he have a small schlong?
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Post #480 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:45 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Mufasa wrote:When i was with the team and PK visited, there's some shit we didn't show for the good of PK.


Did he have a small schlong?


Dong massif.
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Post #481 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:51 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Mufasa wrote:When i was with the team and PK visited, there's some shit we didn't show for the good of PK.


Did he have a small schlong?


Dong massif.


Then there's absolutely nothing he could do that would make me not a fanboy. :wink:
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Post #482 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:07 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Did he have a small schlong?


Dong massif.


Then there's absolutely nothing he could do that would make me not a fanboy. :wink:


Raisin balls.
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Post #483 by Retardé S » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:31 pm

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Post #484 by Retardé S » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:23 pm

The new FC Miami club set to enter the MLS will be a thing of beauty. Stadium will be incredible, logo looks great and Zizou might even coach the team.

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Post #485 by Slick Nick » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:15 am

Sti que Maradona était mens.

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Post #486 by Retardé S » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:21 am

C'était le gars qui fourrait ta fille pis qui t'faisait le doigt d'honneur quand elle regardait pas
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Post #487 by Slick Nick » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:26 am

Retardé S wrote:C'était le gars qui fourrait ta fille pis qui t'faisait le doigt d'honneur quand elle regardait pas


Genre AD mais avec une chevellure légendaire
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Post #488 by Retardé S » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:27 am

Vraiment légendaire
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Post #489 by Mufasa » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:49 am

Slick Nick wrote:Sti que Maradona était mens.

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Imagine que tu te réveilles, pis que c'te belle bête là t'attend dans la cuisine pour te donner un ti-bisou avec des oeufs pis du bacon.
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Post #490 by Slick Nick » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:12 am

Saupoudrés de cocaine <3
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Post #491 by Mufasa » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:28 pm

So is there a humens more likely to be a rapist than Ronaldo? I can't see him convincing a jury.
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Post #492 by AD » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:00 pm

I don't see it. Ronaldo is innocent
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Post #493 by Retardé S » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:04 pm

Ronaldo is most likely to be the rapee, not the rapist.
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Post #494 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:41 pm

It is not rape if you want it. Ronaldo is certainly not the rapee.
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Post #495 by Craig » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:00 pm

AD wrote:I don't see it. Ronaldo is innocent


Yeah, just like Kobe.
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Post #497 by Retardé S » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:21 pm

You really think one of the most perfect mens in this planet would rape some filthy Vegas broad?
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Post #498 by vonbonds » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:28 pm

Retardé S wrote:You really think one of the most perfect mens in this planet would rape some filthy Vegas broad?

Which one of you lucky dogs moved to Vegas and got “raped” by the most handsome man in the world?
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Post #499 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:47 am



Is he going to replace Mourinho?
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Post #500 by Mufasa » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:49 am

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/PassionFootClub/status/1052531472169500674

Is he going to replace Mourinho?


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