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Post #501 by Macbeth » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:02 am

AMÈNE-LÉ ICITTE P'IS ÇA PRESSE
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Post #502 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:53 am

Arsène devrait achèter l'équipe
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Post #503 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:59 am

I wouldn't be surprised if Arsene lands in MLS for the new Miami franchise.
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Post #504 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:01 pm

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/PassionFootClub/status/1052531472169500674

Is he going to replace Mourinho?


As an Arsenal fan, I sure hope so.

:danson:


He’s nice mens, but like a decade past his expiration date for top flight futeball. Maybe Joey can reach out to him.

How so? He's no Pep Guardiola, but he's still an incredible futeboll head I reckon.
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Post #505 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:20 pm

Dog wrote:And Pep is a fraud. As is Mourinho. Fuckers are nowhere without unlimited budgets.


Nah man, Guardiola is great. The way Manchester City has grown under him is incredible, he truly teaches the game. Regardless of how much you spend, you still need to put the right pieces together and make the team believe in your philosophy. I'd never put it against a manager for using the resources that he has. Mourinho is a hot head with an inflated ego, his teams don't buy in anymore.
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Post #506 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:26 pm

Dog wrote:Meh, maybe. Hard to tell after ManCity-Bayern-Barca. Don’t know that he could do what’s being done by the likes of pochachino and simeone and the like.


Boff, probably not that different in terms of results, although who knows with the human aspect. Besides, Guardiola has revolutionized the way futeboll is played in terms of movement and tactics while having unprecedented success in this era (hasn't won the CL in a long time, but can you hold that against a coach or a single player?). I'm not saying he's a god amongst mens, but he's clearly the reference in modern football along with Marcelo Bielsa.

Guys like Porchetartinade, Zidane, Klopp and Simeon are great, but Guardiola has been more influential.
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Post #507 by mcphee » Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:13 pm

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Post #508 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:46 pm

Dog wrote:Also, please don’t tell me you are rooting for one of these oil clubs, Retarder. Because I would then have to rip your balls off and feed them to you and I would really prefer to not have to do that.

Thank you for your understanding.


I'm really all about Joey and the cheese factory + Panama, but I do like to fanboy over Ronaldo so I was a Madridista for a while. :danson:

Just can't get myself to watch Juve though. :rudy:
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Post #510 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:06 pm

#walkitin Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #511 by Retardé S » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:00 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:#walkitin Image


One day _dong, one day we will get to see such brilliance in this city.
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Post #512 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:02 pm

Fuck Arsenal
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Post #513 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:11 am

Dog wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Fuck Arsenal


You should like Arsenal. I like Tottenham. Arsenal are like big Tottenham. We have to stop this feuding.
Fuck arsenal.
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Post #514 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:16 am

Dog wrote:If you must, sure, go ahead.
Its like hating the Bruins or the Leafs. No logic is allowed here.

Fuck Arsenal
Fuck Chelsea
Fuck the Leafs
Fuck les Bruins
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Post #515 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:07 am

Dog wrote:I’ve become a devoted and undying fan of the John Tavares Maple Leaves of Toronto ice hockey team, you know.

:crossarms:
Youre an odd one dog.
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Post #516 by Retardé S » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:47 am

I like this new bot schtick that Bikor has got going on.
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Post #517 by Retardé S » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:48 am

Honestly, I never hated the leafs.
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Post #518 by Retardé S » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:02 am



Not as good as this kid, but just as cute.

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Post #519 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:36 pm

Retardé S wrote:I like this new bot schtick that Bikor has got going on.
Fuck Arsenal
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Post #520 by Craig » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:18 pm

Retardé S wrote:Honestly, I never hated the leafs.


We haven't really been good at the same time as the leafs since the...early 90s? It's hard to feel hate when you aren't competing and never meet in the playoffs.

The Bruins, on the other hand, have peaked at the same time as us and we meet them in the playoffs like every other year. Easy to hate them.
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Post #521 by Mufasa » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:26 pm

Yes, I never cared about the Leafs either. There was some bad blood when Orr attacked Bourque and whatnot, but still I don't hate the Leafs, their fans sound like alt-right fanatics though.
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Post #522 by Retardé S » Sat Oct 27, 2018 5:48 pm



Damn....

Owner pronounced dead apparently.
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Post #523 by Macbeth » Sat Oct 27, 2018 5:58 pm

Well, that's quite radical.
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Post #524 by Mufasa » Sat Oct 27, 2018 6:09 pm

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/MHChehade/status/1056279205762215936

Damn....

Owner pronounced dead apparently.


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Post #525 by Retardé S » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:34 pm

Decision day

Impact win + Columbus loss or draw = playoffs


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Post #526 by Macbeth » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:38 pm

I don't believe in any of this.
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Post #527 by Retardé S » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:33 pm

Moi non plus
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Post #528 by Macbeth » Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:12 am

fukbol
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Post #529 by Mufasa » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:45 am

Fokboï.
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Post #530 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Oct 29, 2018 12:23 pm

Fuck arsenal
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Post #531 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:38 pm

Tottenham and Arsenal to play in the quarterfinals of the league cup.

Fuck Arsenal
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Post #532 by Retardé S » Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:42 pm

Isn't Tottenham Arsenal's jealous, uglier, older sister?
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Post #533 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:44 pm

Retardé S wrote:Isn't Tottenham Arsenal's jealous, uglier, older sister?
No.

Tottenham was the first team In the 20th century to win the league and the fa cup in the same year.

Tottenham was the first english club to win a european trophy.

Tottenham and Man united are the only two english clubs to win a trophy in every decade since 1950

Fuck Arsenal.
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Post #534 by Not » Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:55 pm

Fuck Spurs and every English team for that matter...

Forza Juve :wink:
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Post #538 by AD » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:50 am

Gibraltar?
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Post #539 by Craig » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:13 am

I'm disappointed the Vatican didn't put in a team.
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Post #540 by Mufasa » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:14 am

Did Italy made it?
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Post #541 by AD » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:15 am

Who?
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Post #542 by Retardé S » Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:48 pm

I'm just happy the Faroe Islands finally get to put themselves on the map, everyone has been sleeping on them.
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Post #543 by Retardé S » Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:50 pm

The most lulzy thing that can happen is if the Greeks and Finns upset the Italians.
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Post #544 by Mufasa » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:24 pm

I can't see the Italians getting out of their group, it's gonna be a wasted generation.
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Post #545 by PPJ » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:25 pm

Retardé S wrote:The most lulzy thing that can happen is if the Greeks and Finns upset the Italians.


Greek soccer can go suck my porto cock
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Post #546 by Retardé S » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:30 pm

PPJ wrote:
Retardé S wrote:The most lulzy thing that can happen is if the Greeks and Finns upset the Italians.


Greek soccer can go suck my porto cock


I watched the game with my Azorean friend and his entire family back in 2004, I just sat there holding back my laughter when the greeks scored.

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Post #547 by PPJ » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:31 pm

I was at the game :tears:
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Post #548 by AD » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:04 pm

I'm going out with a Porto chick next weekend. Should I be scared?
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Post #549 by Retardé S » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:09 pm

Yes, they see right through you when you lie. Well, most women do, but Portuguese gals look at you like they will kill you in your sleep.


Plus, there's also the mustache.
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Post #550 by Mufasa » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:14 pm

AD wrote:I'm going out with a Porto chick next weekend. Should I be scared?


No, she won't be over the average height of a 12 years old, everything's gonna be fine.

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