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Post #601 by Dog » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:19 pm

Retardé S wrote:I mean, it's not like P.K. pissed on the kids after the cameras were off.


Right. That can also be edited out. Right, banana?
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Post #602 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:28 pm

When i was with the team and PK visited, there's some shit we didn't show for the good of PK.
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Post #603 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:39 pm

Mufasa wrote:When i was with the team and PK visited, there's some shit we didn't show for the good of PK.


Did he have a small schlong?
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Post #604 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:45 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Mufasa wrote:When i was with the team and PK visited, there's some shit we didn't show for the good of PK.


Did he have a small schlong?


Dong massif.
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Post #605 by Retardé S » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:51 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Mufasa wrote:When i was with the team and PK visited, there's some shit we didn't show for the good of PK.


Did he have a small schlong?


Dong massif.


Then there's absolutely nothing he could do that would make me not a fanboy. :wink:
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Post #606 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:07 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Did he have a small schlong?


Dong massif.


Then there's absolutely nothing he could do that would make me not a fanboy. :wink:


Raisin balls.
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Post #607 by Retardé S » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:31 pm

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Post #608 by Retardé S » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:23 pm

The new FC Miami club set to enter the MLS will be a thing of beauty. Stadium will be incredible, logo looks great and Zizou might even coach the team.

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Post #609 by Slick Nick » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:15 am

Sti que Maradona était mens.

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Post #610 by Retardé S » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:21 am

C'était le gars qui fourrait ta fille pis qui t'faisait le doigt d'honneur quand elle regardait pas
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Post #611 by Slick Nick » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:26 am

Retardé S wrote:C'était le gars qui fourrait ta fille pis qui t'faisait le doigt d'honneur quand elle regardait pas


Genre AD mais avec une chevellure légendaire
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Post #612 by Retardé S » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:27 am

Vraiment légendaire
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Post #613 by Mufasa » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:49 am

Slick Nick wrote:Sti que Maradona était mens.

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Imagine que tu te réveilles, pis que c'te belle bête là t'attend dans la cuisine pour te donner un ti-bisou avec des oeufs pis du bacon.
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Post #614 by Slick Nick » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:12 am

Saupoudrés de cocaine <3
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Post #615 by Mufasa » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:28 pm

So is there a humens more likely to be a rapist than Ronaldo? I can't see him convincing a jury.
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Post #616 by AD » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:00 pm

I don't see it. Ronaldo is innocent
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Post #617 by Retardé S » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:04 pm

Ronaldo is most likely to be the rapee, not the rapist.
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Post #618 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:41 pm

It is not rape if you want it. Ronaldo is certainly not the rapee.
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Post #619 by Craig » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:00 pm

AD wrote:I don't see it. Ronaldo is innocent


Yeah, just like Kobe.
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Post #620 by Dog » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:48 am

Ronaldo is a man child. Good at futball, tho.
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Post #622 by Retardé S » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:21 pm

You really think one of the most perfect mens in this planet would rape some filthy Vegas broad?
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Post #623 by vonbonds » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:28 pm

Retardé S wrote:You really think one of the most perfect mens in this planet would rape some filthy Vegas broad?

Which one of you lucky dogs moved to Vegas and got “raped” by the most handsome man in the world?
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Post #624 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:47 am



Is he going to replace Mourinho?
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Post #625 by Mufasa » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:49 am

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/PassionFootClub/status/1052531472169500674

Is he going to replace Mourinho?


IMPACT FC!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post #626 by Macbeth » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:02 am

AMÈNE-LÉ ICITTE P'IS ÇA PRESSE
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Post #627 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:53 am

Arsène devrait achèter l'équipe
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Post #628 by Dog » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:57 am

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/PassionFootClub/status/1052531472169500674

Is he going to replace Mourinho?


As an Arsenal fan, I sure hope so.

:danson:


He’s nice mens, but like a decade past his expiration date for top flight futeball. Maybe Joey can reach out to him.
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Post #629 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:59 am

I wouldn't be surprised if Arsene lands in MLS for the new Miami franchise.
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Post #630 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:01 pm

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/PassionFootClub/status/1052531472169500674

Is he going to replace Mourinho?


As an Arsenal fan, I sure hope so.

:danson:


He’s nice mens, but like a decade past his expiration date for top flight futeball. Maybe Joey can reach out to him.

How so? He's no Pep Guardiola, but he's still an incredible futeboll head I reckon.
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Post #631 by Dog » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:05 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/PassionFootClub/status/1052531472169500674

Is he going to replace Mourinho?


As an Arsenal fan, I sure hope so.

:danson:


He’s nice mens, but like a decade past his expiration date for top flight futeball. Maybe Joey can reach out to him.

How so? He's no Pep Guardiola, but he's still an incredible futeboll head I reckon.


Think later years Gainey(ish).

He’s stuck on a model that simply doesn’t work anymore. Fails to adapt and holds on to players and game plan for far too long. Then, he can all of a sudden overreact. He’s basically lost his ability to adapt and be fluid.

Not that this necessarily happens to old people. Mcphee, for example, remains quite flexible on account of his being a cat.
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Post #632 by Dog » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:06 pm

And Pep is a fraud. As is Mourinho. Fuckers are nowhere without unlimited budgets.
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Post #633 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:20 pm

Dog wrote:And Pep is a fraud. As is Mourinho. Fuckers are nowhere without unlimited budgets.


Nah man, Guardiola is great. The way Manchester City has grown under him is incredible, he truly teaches the game. Regardless of how much you spend, you still need to put the right pieces together and make the team believe in your philosophy. I'd never put it against a manager for using the resources that he has. Mourinho is a hot head with an inflated ego, his teams don't buy in anymore.
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Post #634 by Dog » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:00 pm

Meh, maybe. Hard to tell after ManCity-Bayern-Barca. Don’t know that he could do what’s being done by the likes of pochachino and simeone and the like.
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Post #635 by Dog » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:07 pm

Also, please don’t tell me you are rooting for one of these oil clubs, Retarder. Because I would then have to rip your balls off and feed them to you and I would really prefer to not have to do that.

Thank you for your understanding.
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Post #636 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:26 pm

Dog wrote:Meh, maybe. Hard to tell after ManCity-Bayern-Barca. Don’t know that he could do what’s being done by the likes of pochachino and simeone and the like.


Boff, probably not that different in terms of results, although who knows with the human aspect. Besides, Guardiola has revolutionized the way futeboll is played in terms of movement and tactics while having unprecedented success in this era (hasn't won the CL in a long time, but can you hold that against a coach or a single player?). I'm not saying he's a god amongst mens, but he's clearly the reference in modern football along with Marcelo Bielsa.

Guys like Porchetartinade, Zidane, Klopp and Simeon are great, but Guardiola has been more influential.
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Post #637 by Dog » Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:57 pm

Meh, don’t like Pep much. Mercenary. Watch your balls, man.

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Post #638 by mcphee » Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:13 pm

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Post #639 by Dog » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:12 pm

El gato.
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Post #640 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:46 pm

Dog wrote:Also, please don’t tell me you are rooting for one of these oil clubs, Retarder. Because I would then have to rip your balls off and feed them to you and I would really prefer to not have to do that.

Thank you for your understanding.


I'm really all about Joey and the cheese factory + Panama, but I do like to fanboy over Ronaldo so I was a Madridista for a while. :danson:

Just can't get myself to watch Juve though. :rudy:
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Post #641 by Dog » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:52 pm

J’te comprends. Same.


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Post #643 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:06 pm

#walkitin Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #644 by Retardé S » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:00 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:#walkitin Image


One day _dong, one day we will get to see such brilliance in this city.
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Post #645 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:02 pm

Fuck Arsenal
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Post #646 by Dog » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:07 am

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/FlFAWC2018/status/1054470026609262592




Watched the game last night. Oz-man was Gretzkyish.
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Post #647 by Dog » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:08 am

TittiesNBeer wrote:Fuck Arsenal


You should like Arsenal. I like Tottenham. Arsenal are like big Tottenham. We have to stop this feuding.
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Post #648 by Dog » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:10 am

Arsenal has been habs-ish this year. Expecting a rock bottom year, but instead getting Pure Joy on the ice/field. With less than 10 games played, obviously.
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Post #649 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:11 am

Dog wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Fuck Arsenal


You should like Arsenal. I like Tottenham. Arsenal are like big Tottenham. We have to stop this feuding.
Fuck arsenal.
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Post #650 by Dog » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:15 am

If you must, sure, go ahead.

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