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Post #601 by Retardé S » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:26 pm

He had to give a show again, couldn't control himself.
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Post #602 by Retardé S » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:22 pm

Even Llorente scored

Bikor must be in heaven
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Post #603 by TittiesNBeer » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:00 pm

Retardé S wrote:Even Llorente scored

Bikor must be in heaven


Never let yourself get too high when the two game tie is only half over.

If any team can choke away a three goal lead, its a team with the history of Spurs.

That said, today is a near perfect result, I was loving it.
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Post #604 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:22 pm

In honour of Valentine's Day, I decided to write a poem for Fido

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Arsenal nil
Tottenham two

Its based on the most recent NLD

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Post #605 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:52 pm

Dog wrote:That game was weeks ago! WEEKS AGO!

:why:


Valentine's Day inspired me.
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Post #606 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:07 pm

As we check the Europa League, on Valentine's Day, Arsenal cannot even Master Bate
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Post #607 by Retardé S » Fri Feb 15, 2019 2:43 pm

Dog wrote:We’re going through a thing right now, baker. Thank you for your understanding.


Why is Ozil not playing, and why is Ramsey leaving?

Why is Xhaka playing? :awks:
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Post #608 by Retardé S » Fri Feb 15, 2019 2:47 pm

Is Emery trying to be Guardiola when he started with Barca?
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Post #609 by Twitter bArt » Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:53 am

#BREAKING - @Patriots owner Robert Kraft arrested in Jupiter in a sex sting operation, along with many others.
This story developing....
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #610 by Twitter bArt » Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:03 pm

made you look
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #611 by Craig » Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:28 pm

Europa is a moon orbiting Jupiter. Fill in the rest of the joke yourself.
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Post #612 by TittiesNBeer » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:10 am

Fuck Arsenal
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Post #613 by TittiesNBeer » Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:59 am

Dog wrote:Kane was offsite. Auba dived.

All good. Fair draw.
But the laws show Taylor was right to give the penalty - and this is why.

FA rules state that if "a player in an offside position is moving towards the ball with the intention of playing the ball and is fouled before playing or attempting to play the ball, or challenging an opponent for the ball, the foul is penalised as it has occurred before the offside offence."

As a result, Mustafi's foul on Kane took place before he was deemed to have committed an offence by being in an offside position, therefore the penalty was the right call.
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Post #614 by Retardé S » Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:37 pm

Rennes huh

I forgot Ben Arfa had landed there
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Post #615 by Retardé S » Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:01 pm

Zidane back to Real.

Will be an interesting summer mercato.
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Post #616 by Retardé S » Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:13 pm

Can there ever be more perfect mens than this?

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Post #617 by Retardé S » Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:14 pm

Bring him back Zizou
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Post #618 by Not » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:38 pm

Retardé S wrote:Bring him back Zizou


Nope - staying with us - 3 years
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Post #619 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:53 pm

Hope they lose next round so he can rest for the important games in the league of nations tournament for Portugal.
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Post #620 by Retardé S » Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:44 pm

Our boi

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Post #621 by Retardé S » Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:58 pm



Fockin 'ell...
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Post #622 by AD » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:19 am

11:55?
Polish place?
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Post #623 by Dog » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:28 am

AD wrote:11:55?
Polish place?


Wanna do near here like last time? Sorry, actually pretty busy at work to top it off.
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Post #624 by AD » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:29 am

Sure.
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Post #625 by Dog » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:37 am

Gracias.
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Post #626 by Retardé S » Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:02 am

DOG!
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Post #627 by Dog » Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:29 pm

Hello Baker.

:mkbét:
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Post #628 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:46 pm

Fuck Arsenal
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Post #629 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:06 am

You fellas are tickled after yet another fun-filled weekend of Tottenham-related hijinx, but I'm just pleased that we're almost through another Premier League of England season without a stadium-collapse related death(s). : )
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #630 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:07 am

Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #631 by TittiesNBeer » Sun Apr 07, 2019 11:01 am

Dog wrote:Hello Baker.

:mkbét:


Hey dog.

Whats up?

Other than Tottenham being up on Arsenal in the table.
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Post #632 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:09 pm

Is this heaven?
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Post #633 by TittiesNBeer » Sat Apr 13, 2019 11:02 pm

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Post #634 by Retardé S » Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:09 pm

Drake curse is real. From the Raptors, McGregor to Man City, Man U and Arsenal





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Post #635 by TittiesNBeer » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:02 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Is this heaven?


Yes, this is heaven.
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Post #636 by Dog » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:06 pm

Away goals.

:rollseyes:
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Post #637 by Retardé S » Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:50 pm

Money is on Ajax-Barca final
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Post #638 by TittiesNBeer » Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:53 pm

Retardé S wrote:Money is on Ajax-Barca final
Money will be lost.

Will be spurs - barca
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Post #639 by Retardé S » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:04 pm




:donger: :donger: :donger:
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Post #640 by MP » Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:44 am

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/NHL/status/1118661280246718464


:donger: :donger: :donger:

The NHL promoting the Drake curse...
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Post #641 by Mufasa » Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:51 am

Is drake music any good?
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Post #642 by Retardé S » Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:07 pm

Mufasa wrote:Is drake music any good?

He was good before he started getting depressed for not banging Rihanna.
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Post #643 by AD » Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:09 pm

I remember liking a few of his songs. There's a good slow vibe to many of them.

But then a lot of redundancies lately.
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Post #644 by Mufasa » Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:09 pm

I get depressed for not banging Rihanna.
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Post #645 by AD » Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:10 pm

All I can say is that I'm definitely not depressed.
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Post #646 by Dog » Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:00 pm

I don’t even know who/what Drake is!

:banana:
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Post #647 by Dog » Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:01 pm

It’s sorta like a Kucherov to me.
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Post #648 by Mufasa » Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:08 pm

Dog wrote:I don’t even know who/what Drake is!

:banana:


You made the right choice, you wouldn't have survived in 2019's Montréal.
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Post #649 by Retardé S » Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:46 pm

AD wrote:I remember liking a few of his songs. There's a good slow vibe to many of them.

But then a lot of redundancies lately.

Exactly.
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Post #650 by Retardé S » Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:12 pm

Dog wrote:I don’t even know who/what Drake is!

:banana:



Does this tell you something?

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