Making sense of the bubonic AIDS outburst

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Making sense of the bubonic AIDS outburst

Post #1 by Mufasa » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:13 pm

Weber - knees had the Asian AIDS flu, when they went to take it off they realize the bones in his knees had been replaced with chronic fatigue symdroms.

Jake Evans - Brain had been running on AIDS for the last three seasons. Survived by drinking lead filled water in the State, AIDS got the better of his cells as soon as he switched to grade A water in Montreal.

Paul Byron - living the grindr double life wrecked his knees from all the raming and the sleep deprivation. Was supposed to be ready for the opening line-up, but he couldn't help his grindr addiction and spent the whole summer venturing in the wild nights of the Ottawa region, tired of all the lying he accepted to live without access to the internet during the season, should be heterosexual around november.

Shaw - taking too much hits to the head, he tried to adjust his brain by asking his mom to hit his head with a shovel, actually worked and will be back soon enough.

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Post #2 by Retardé S » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:47 pm

We're in for a doozy, this is ebola x12.
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Post #3 by Mufasa » Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:07 pm

Retardé S wrote:We're in for a doozy, this is ebola x12.


The love child of Zyka and Ebola. It's coming peeps, don't have sex with hockey players in the next few years.
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Post #4 by Macbeth » Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:36 pm

La Grippe H1N1 encore...
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Post #5 by Twitter bArt » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:02 am

i miss H1N1...decent poster
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

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Post #6 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:50 pm

Ti-gars got all the symptoms of bubonic AIDS.
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Post #7 by Macbeth » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:53 pm

Mufasa wrote:Ti-gars got all the symptoms of bubonic AIDS.

5e ronde?

Y'est chanceux de respirer, il va pas se plaindre de se casser le cou.
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Post #8 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:57 pm

Le deal c'est que tu pognes le SIDA des chats en échange d'un contrat dans la ECHL.
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Post #9 by Macbeth » Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:02 pm

Mufasa wrote:Le deal c'est que tu pognes le SIDA des chats en échange d'un contrat dans la ECHL.

Tyszka sera chanceux d'avoir un contrat dans ton cul, mon Mu.
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Post #10 by Mufasa » Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:04 pm

Macbeth wrote:
Mufasa wrote:Le deal c'est que tu pognes le SIDA des chats en échange d'un contrat dans la ECHL.

Tyszka sera chanceux d'avoir un contrat dans ton cul, mon Mu.


C'est un peu moi qui serait chanceux.
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Post #11 by Macbeth » Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:06 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Mufasa wrote:Le deal c'est que tu pognes le SIDA des chats en échange d'un contrat dans la ECHL.

Tyszka sera chanceux d'avoir un contrat dans ton cul, mon Mu.


C'est un peu moi qui serait chanceux.

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Post #12 by Mufasa » Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:06 pm

Deslauriers has full blown facial AIDS.
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Post #13 by Retardé S » Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:41 pm

Moment of silence for the fallen ones
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Post #14 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:49 pm

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Post #15 by Retardé S » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:58 pm

Hudon peut-être

Edit: False alarm
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Post #16 by Mufasa » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:15 pm

Il avait mis du spermicide sur ses genoux.
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Post #17 by Slick Nick » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:56 pm

Mufasa wrote:Il avait mis du spermicide sur ses genoux.


underrepped post.
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Post #19 by Mufasa » Fri Oct 19, 2018 12:25 pm

Nice, les problèmes de waivers sont réglés.
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Post #20 by Macbeth » Fri Oct 19, 2018 12:36 pm

Hadron Collider healthy scratched :donger:
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Post #21 by Mufasa » Fri Nov 09, 2018 7:00 pm

Maybe the org is starting to listen and they are treating player with spermicide. So Paul might be coming back faster than we thought, hence the banishment of Plek to jizz inferno.
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Post #22 by Macbeth » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:58 am

Macbeth wrote:Hadron Collider healthy scratched :donger:

And a coupla weeks later I would want Hadron Collider MURDER'D
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Post #23 by Mufasa » Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:46 am

Scherbak has AIDS.
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Post #24 by Slick Nick » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:47 pm

Mufasa wrote:Scherbak has AIDS.


Maybe it’s just a scrotum rash, nothing terminal.
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Post #25 by Macbeth » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:43 am

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