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Post #1 by Retardé S » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:36 am

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Post #2 by Retardé S » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:38 am

Great mens, was hoping for Gally, but the refs would never give us a PP and the media mafia would run him out of town during a slump.
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Post #3 by mcphee » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:41 am

I think the players would've found it weird or contrived if it wasn't Weber. Assuming it wasn't a vote.
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Post #4 by Slick Nick » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:41 am

He will be a great transition captain until Romanoff's 25 year run.
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Post #5 by Retardé S » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:44 am

Byron also gets an A
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Post #6 by Dog » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:06 pm

So who will be the on ice captain seeing as Weber is unlikely to ever play again?
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Post #7 by clawfirst » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:41 pm

Kind of a weird situation in that Shea is untradable...
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Post #8 by mcphee » Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:30 pm

clawfirst wrote:Kind of a weird situation in that Shea is untradable...

One thing that's become apparent, no one is untradeable.
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Post #9 by IcE ColD » Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:38 pm

Dog wrote:So who will be the on ice captain seeing as Weber is unlikely to ever play again?


Just as long as he can go in the room once in a while, grip each players by the right arms in a very tight grip, look at them sternly in the eyes while saying "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey" with a deep and threatening voice, I don't think the Habs need an on-ice captain
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Post #10 by Retardé S » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:19 pm



He's organizing team dinners y'all
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Post #11 by Retardé S » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:20 pm

Clear shots at Pacs
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Post #12 by Retardé S » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:26 pm

s'tun vrai mâle Shea

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Post #13 by Craig » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:30 pm

I think Weber is still pretty darn tradable. If this year is all injuries and suck, that might change. That's why I want him traded asap, while he still has value.
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Post #14 by Twitter bArt » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:39 pm

Retardé S wrote:Clear shots at Pacs



more like a shot at PK
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

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Twitter bArt wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Clear shots at Pacs



more like a shot at PK

PK was never given a chance at organizing team dinners
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Post #16 by Dog » Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:00 pm

How much are we paying our events organizer/team morality officer again?
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Dog wrote:How much are we paying our events organizer/team morality officer again?



less than PK
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #18 by Macbeth » Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:39 pm

Well... okay.
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Post #19 by PredsFan77 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:47 pm

poor shea, I knew yall would turn on him. smdh.
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Post #20 by Mufasa » Sat Oct 06, 2018 1:33 pm

Can't wait for the game against Vegas when Weber look at Patch from the press gallery.

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Post #21 by Twitter bArt » Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:02 pm

If Weber is a real captain, he'll show up carrying a stanchion a la Hacksaw Jim Duggan
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #22 by Macbeth » Sun Oct 07, 2018 12:10 am

He will what ?
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Post #23 by PredsFan77 » Sun Oct 07, 2018 12:44 pm

hed have to be healthy first
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Post #24 by Mufasa » Sun Oct 07, 2018 12:53 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:hed have to be healthy first


All I want are well adjusted individuals with crumbling bodies.
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PredsFan77 wrote:hed have to be healthy first


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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #26 by Retardé S » Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:31 pm



Weber is organizing team dinners though
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Post #27 by AD » Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:44 pm

Worst commentators ever.
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Post #28 by Twitter bArt » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:29 pm

For a guy that never asked to be traded and wanted to stay here sure has said some pretty non-complimentary things about his teammates in MTL lately.
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #29 by Retardé S » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:33 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:For a guy that never asked to be traded and wanted to stay here sure has said some pretty non-complimentary things about his teammates in MTL lately.

I don't know what he's said, but he's right.
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Post #30 by Twitter bArt » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:40 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote:For a guy that never asked to be traded and wanted to stay here sure has said some pretty non-complimentary things about his teammates in MTL lately.

I don't know what he's said, but he's right.



he said they lacked leadership
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Twitter bArt wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote:For a guy that never asked to be traded and wanted to stay here sure has said some pretty non-complimentary things about his teammates in MTL lately.

I don't know what he's said, but he's right.



he said they lacked leadership


Oh...just that?

I though it was something more accurate, like they lacked talent.
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Retardé S wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote:
Retardé S wrote:I don't know what he's said, but he's right.



he said they lacked leadership


Oh...just that?

I though it was something more accurate, like they lacked talent.


goes without saying
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #33 by chicpea » Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:23 pm

If only there were someone like

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Post #34 by Macbeth » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:40 am

He can fuck right off.
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Post #35 by Ismellofhockey » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:23 pm

So Max said a team where he was the leader lacked leadership? Well, I guess I can't argue with that.
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Post #36 by Mufasa » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:16 pm

It seems pretty lead if you ask me.

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Post #37 by Ismellofhockey » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:37 pm

Max Pacioretty wrote: I'm a shit captain. The captain of the Costa-Concordia is a better captain than I am. I believe the essence of leadership is floating and pouting. Have you seen these lips? Perfect pouters. Beauties.


So it's true. :wink:
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Post #38 by chicpea » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:29 pm

I Attended A Dinner Organized By Max Pacioretti, by Anonymous.

I once attended a dinner party hosted by Captain Max Pacioretti. If I am not mistaken, it was in a duplex somewhere in the vicinity of Sabrevois, where the river becomes intimidatingly wide. Only half of the duplex was rented. The lights were off on the other side.

When I arrived, there was but one 1992 Hondra CRX there in the drive. It was covered in decals from radio stations. There was a Rouyn-Noranda Huskies flag dangling from a bent antenna and key marks along both rear quarter panels.

Inside I could hear Moody Blues louder than I have ever heard Moody Blues. The sound was almost deafening. The songs ripped right through the shoddy duplex walls.

It was a very dim in the foyer, with a faint light only coming from a room further down the hallway. I walked towards it. I was very hungry and eager to meet the hockey team again.

Upon reaching the room, something flew past my temple. It felt like a bird but may have been a wig. My hands groped the wall for lights and found two wire ends which, if rubbed together, created a brief spark. In this crackling twilight, I could see only two men feverishly eating some sort of veal dish and wiping their brows incessantly. There were farfelle noodles in the hair of one and pages from August Strindberg's esteemed novel, By The Open Sea scattered across the filthy linoleum.

"Aren't you famished?" one asked. It was Pierre Dagenais, the legendary shooter.
"Yes" I answered. "I am."

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