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Post #101 by Retardé S » Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:37 pm

Dog wrote:Speaking of which, our dog has had soft stools since we got her. The breeder said it started a few days before and effected all the litter. She had gone to the vet and then were on antibiotics (which we continued for like 5 days or whatever). Poops got slightly better, but gone soft again. We had the aforementioned poop analyzed and test came back today stating she has giardia (parasite infection of the digestive track). Apparently, this particular bacteria infects places that have been in contact with contaminated poop for months. The antibiotics likely cured her but then she recaught it by pooping at the same place as previous infected stools had been. Basically, my yard is basically off limits until next spring as you can’t disinfect grass/earth. This will make house training interesting.



Sometimes it's better to end things quickly before they spin out of control.
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Post #102 by Dog » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:35 pm

vonbonds wrote:My dog got that from eating deer poop as a puppy. He got on the drugs and kept going out into the yard. He never got it again.


May have to do with age. Mine’s 2 1/2 months old -might be more susceptible to catching/recatching it.
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Post #103 by Dog » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:36 pm

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Dog wrote:Speaking of which, our dog has had soft stools since we got her. The breeder said it started a few days before and effected all the litter. She had gone to the vet and then were on antibiotics (which we continued for like 5 days or whatever). Poops got slightly better, but gone soft again. We had the aforementioned poop analyzed and test came back today stating she has giardia (parasite infection of the digestive track). Apparently, this particular bacteria infects places that have been in contact with contaminated poop for months. The antibiotics likely cured her but then she recaught it by pooping at the same place as previous infected stools had been. Basically, my yard is basically off limits until next spring as you can’t disinfect grass/earth. This will make house training interesting.



Sometimes it's better to end things quickly before they spin out of control.


Agreed. We’re disinfecting everything and getting new antibiotics.
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Post #104 by Dog » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:37 pm

vonbonds wrote:eating deer poop


See, don’t you want a dog, Retarder?
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Post #105 by AD » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:42 pm

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Post #106 by Retardé S » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:57 pm

So he actually kept eating deer shit? :hellyeah:
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Post #107 by IcE ColD » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:18 pm

Retardé S wrote:it's baby shower season, all of my friends have babies or trying. Image


Been there, done that, you'll survive.

The funniest part is when you're receiving those baby showers invites, as a single man.

Shits and giggles, I tell ya.
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Post #108 by Dog » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:05 pm

Retardé S wrote:So he actually kept eating deer shit? :hellyeah:


Bacteria in deer -> bacteria in deer shit -> dog eat deer shit -> bacteria in dog -> bacteria in dog shit -> bacteria where dog shit went (yard) -> dog in yard.

Of course, none of this excludes that his dog kept his well heeled taste for deer shit.
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Post #109 by Retardé S » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:13 pm

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:So he actually kept eating deer shit? :hellyeah:


Bacteria in deer -> bacteria in deer shit -> dog eat deer shit -> bacteria in dog -> bacteria in dog shit -> bacteria where dog shit went (yard) -> dog in yard.

Of course, none of this excludes that his dog kept his well heeled taste for deer shit.


What about the deer though? Eating your own bacteria ridden shit is one thing, eating someone else's is another.

Right nanners?
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Post #110 by chicpea » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:40 pm

What do you guys make of night soil in korea?
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Post #111 by Dog » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:44 pm

chicpea wrote:What do you guys make of night soil in korea?


Chow for Vonbond’s dog?
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Retardé S wrote:
Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:So he actually kept eating deer shit? :hellyeah:


Bacteria in deer -> bacteria in deer shit -> dog eat deer shit -> bacteria in dog -> bacteria in dog shit -> bacteria where dog shit went (yard) -> dog in yard.

Of course, none of this excludes that his dog kept his well heeled taste for deer shit.


What about the deer though? Eating your own bacteria ridden shit is one thing, eating someone else's is another.

Right nanners?


Eating someone else's ass > eating your own ass
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Post #113 by vonbonds » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:36 pm

Our vet called deer pop doggy M & M’s
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Post #114 by Retardé S » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:42 pm

AD wrote:
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Dog wrote:
Bacteria in deer -> bacteria in deer shit -> dog eat deer shit -> bacteria in dog -> bacteria in dog shit -> bacteria where dog shit went (yard) -> dog in yard.

Of course, none of this excludes that his dog kept his well heeled taste for deer shit.


What about the deer though? Eating your own bacteria ridden shit is one thing, eating someone else's is another.

Right nanners?


Eating someone else's ass > eating your own ass


Bonbon's doggo knew too much for his own good.
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Post #115 by vonbonds » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:11 pm

We had him home for 2 weeks max before he got himself sick literally eating shit
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Post #116 by Slick Nick » Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:29 pm

There was this one time where the cat poinsed the my doggo with chocolate.. The candy was on a shelf and that asshole cat threw it to on the ground. I came home and the dog was really not doing well, I saw the chocolate package all chewed through. I don't know why, but I immidiatly rushed to the fridge and force fed the dog with milk, then manually pressured him to vomit. Repeated it a couple of times until it didn't look like Nesquick. He was still super dizzy and flopping all over the place, so I took him to the vet in my hands.. I thought he was going to die right there, he was screaming and had foam bubbles comming out of his mouth. Eventually got to the vet and he checked him.. said I most likely saved his life with the milk. Kept him under observation for a couple of hours and everything went back to normal.
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Post #117 by AD » Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:33 pm

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Post #118 by Dog » Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:53 pm

Slick Nick wrote:There was this one time where the cat poinsed the my doggo with chocolate.. The candy was on a shelf and that asshole cat threw it to on the ground. I came home and the dog was really not doing well, I saw the chocolate package all chewed through. I don't know why, but I immidiatly rushed to the fridge and force fed the dog with milk, then manually pressured him to vomit. Repeated it a couple of times until it didn't look like Nesquick. He was still super dizzy and flopping all over the place, so I took him to the vet in my hands.. I thought he was going to die right there, he was screaming and had foam bubbles comming out of his mouth. Eventually got to the vet and he checked him.. said I most likely saved his life with the milk. Kept him under observation for a couple of hours and everything went back to normal.


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Post #119 by Retardé S » Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:00 pm

Drizzy already making moves

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Post #121 by Dog » Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:41 pm

Comment ça va le jeune Retarder?
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Post #122 by shredz » Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:45 pm

Retardé S wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u3C0YSJp2U

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can i get cliff notes on this please?
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Post #123 by Retardé S » Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:50 pm

Dog wrote:Comment ça va le jeune Retarder?


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Post #124 by Retardé S » Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:56 pm

shredz wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u3C0YSJp2U

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can i get cliff notes on this please?


-Caucasians are the blacks of Russia, only saw about 20 blacks in a trip (counted 5 in the airport)
-In perspective: Margot Robbie is a bad bitch in America, but quite common in Russia everywhere you go
-Russia diverse genetics contribute positively to the beauty of the women (High cheek bones, blue eyes like a husky)
-Womens over there look like they have a snapchat filter on them in real life.
-Russia>Sweden in terms of the attractiveness of their womens
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Post #125 by Twitter bArt » Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:57 pm

shredz wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u3C0YSJp2U

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can i get cliff notes on this please?



aren't GIF's pretty much the modern day Coles Notes
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Post #126 by Retardé S » Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:05 pm

Here's the actual trip vlog, I think he exaggerated a bit, but I could be wrong. Couple of Putin jokes, Doggo will be hap.
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Post #127 by Retardé S » Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:54 pm

Was at an awards gala last night, almost hooked up with Ginette Reno
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Post #128 by Dog » Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:56 pm

I dislike Ginette Reno as a person.
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Post #129 by Retardé S » Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:57 pm

She told me to tell you to fuck your wife more.
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Post #130 by clawfirst » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:54 pm

Ha
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Post #131 by Twitter bArt » Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:15 am

Dog wrote:I dislike Ginette Reno as a person.


like Craig dislikes Andrew Shaw or like i dislike PPJ
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #132 by Dog » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:23 am

Yes!
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Post #133 by Retardé S » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:45 am

Twitter bArt wrote:
Dog wrote:I dislike Ginette Reno as a person.


like Craig dislikes Andrew Shaw or like i dislike PPJ

What don't you like about PPJ?
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Post #134 by Craig » Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:09 pm

He's a dirty player, if it's like how I dislike Shaw.
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Post #135 by Dog » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:05 pm

She’s a dirty player. So, yes!
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Post #136 by clawfirst » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:40 pm

Pretty sure the reason has to be that hes portogoose. Its always the right answer.
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Post #137 by Retardé S » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:58 pm

clawfirst wrote:Pretty sure the reason has to be that hes portogoose. Its always the right answer.

That is indeed a good answer, but so is the fact that it's probably Artie yelling at a cloud.
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Post #138 by Dog » Tue Sep 24, 2019 2:16 pm

Face it, Retarder, your new girlfriend is a horrible organized crime profiteering floozy!
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Post #139 by Retardé S » Tue Sep 24, 2019 2:29 pm

Dog wrote:Face it, Retarder, your new girlfriend is a horrible organized crime profiteering floozy!

Jokes on you, I've already faced that, it gets my juices going. :trump:
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Post #140 by Retardé S » Tue Sep 24, 2019 2:31 pm

By the way, on sunday the SWAT team was right across my building. Apparently some kebab wanted to blow shit up.

Talk to your people AD, I don't wanna die in the name of ALLAH.
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Post #141 by AD » Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:03 pm

We'll get you next time
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Post #143 by PPJ » Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:18 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:
Dog wrote:I dislike Ginette Reno as a person.


like Craig dislikes Andrew Shaw or like i dislike PPJ


I’ve been disliked by much better people than you.

PS welcome to the ignore list :crossarms:
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Post #144 by Twitter bArt » Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:45 pm

PPJ wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote:
Dog wrote:I dislike Ginette Reno as a person.


like Craig dislikes Andrew Shaw or like i dislike PPJ


I’ve been disliked by much better people than you.

PS welcome to the ignore list :crossarms:



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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #145 by Mufasa » Wed Sep 25, 2019 6:45 pm

I guess all who dislike PPJ are good people.
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Post #146 by Retardé S » Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:35 pm

Every single girl I've ever fallen for has abandonment issues. Am I fucked up?
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Post #147 by AD » Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:11 pm

Retardé S wrote:Every single girl I've ever fallen for has abandonment issues. Am I fucked up?


All girls have abandonment issues. I'm not kidding.
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Post #148 by shredz » Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:16 pm

Yep. Just depends whether its mommy, daddy, or some boyfriend from college that broke their little hearts.
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Post #149 by AD » Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:17 pm

Its always mommy and daddy.
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Post #150 by shredz » Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:21 pm

True. I guess break ups just further compound their problems. Chick Samantha I dated for two years had mommy issues. Loved her dad, but thought her mom was a vile piece of shit. I stayed at her place every fucking night for the duration of our relationship. I decide to spend one night at my moms house because it was closer to my job and she flipped the fuck out. Dropped her like a cat drops shit off a counter. Its one thing if you dont have a relationship with your mother but don't bring it on to mine.

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