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Post #2001 by sensdiehard » Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:32 pm

Oops thought this was the politics thread. Looks like its a battle between Puemps and Prince. Im not saying never for Puemps, but not now, he's just not ready. Nice hair though. And hair seems to be the prevailing meme this season. So in picking between two players this year, im going with the hair. Cowen and my grandma have the same do this year. Cant be promising.
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Post #2002 by Skrymir » Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:33 pm

Fucking adds over at the boreds pissing me off
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Post #2003 by The Bytown Boozer » Sun Oct 11, 2015 3:19 am

King Clancy wrote:From the Leafs bored:

XxJammingxX wrote:Talent wise, were on par with Ottawa and Florida


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Post #2004 by King Clancy » Sun Oct 11, 2015 7:19 pm

Even Habs fans can be funny once in a while I guess...

FieryBergevin wrote:Hometown hokey pokey let's cherish small town Canadiana - tonight Ron's in Fort Weiseville, Ontario where up until the 2nd world war they were the world's leading goat nipple warmer manufacturers. Just over the hill there was where Lord Dimplebottom Weise beat back the Norwegians in what would be known as the Battle of Inconceivable Pain. It was the Canada's first, and last attempt at using moose in battle.
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Post #2005 by BlackRedGold » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:28 pm

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Post #2006 by TGR » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:43 pm



I was having a great day.

Then I read that.. :why:
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Post #2007 by Pancakes » Fri Oct 23, 2015 7:59 pm

I'd give Sandra Bulloch a filthy rimmer. That bitch only gets me hotter with age.
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Post #2008 by TGR » Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:25 pm

This deserves to be posted here.



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Post #2009 by Pancakes » Tue Oct 27, 2015 6:18 pm

I'm no math expert but wouldn't that only be 100/2000% which is still 5% in total. Minimal improvement. Great. I love it!
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Post #2010 by Fruity Pebbles » Tue Oct 27, 2015 6:50 pm

It's actually a 105% improvement.
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Post #2011 by TGR » Tue Oct 27, 2015 9:19 pm

This is ground breaking. Maybe it could be apart of that whole advanced analytics stuff I've been hearing about.
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Post #2012 by Pancakes » Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:19 pm

Instead of Hockey Broads they should call this place the worse version of the better version of Hfboredz.
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Post #2013 by Pancakes » Mon Nov 09, 2015 10:07 am

I been drinkin a lot of pineapple juice lately, apparently it makes your semen taste like pineapples.

I don't find. :stare:
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Post #2014 by TGR » Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:05 pm

With all the chaos happening in Flint...

It makes me think if Cowen is related to our very own Eugene Melnyk :paranoid:
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Post #2015 by BlackRedGold » Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:44 am

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showp ... stcount=33

I can only guess what this is regard to but this asshat has shown a history of anti-Karlsson / pro-Weber buffoonery. I notice he no longer lists his location as Bumblefuck, TN.
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Post #2016 by TGR » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:08 am

Anybody know of any decent ball hockey leagues in Ottawa?
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Post #2017 by zamboner » Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:43 pm

TGR wrote:Anybody know of any decent ball hockey leagues in Ottawa?


No
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Post #2018 by Ricard_Persson » Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:22 pm

Nice to see zamboner remembered his password.
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Post #2019 by BlackRedGold » Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:58 pm

Sportsnet has Andrew Berkshire writing for them on their website. I thought putting Damian Cox on tv was an all time low but they manage to sink lower and lower.
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Post #2020 by Redden Punches Faces » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:36 pm

who cares man. just go for a walk and breathe deep
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Post #2021 by senate » Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:25 pm

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Post #2022 by TGR » Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:43 pm

VOTE NO TO BILL ppppppt
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Post #2023 by Fruity Pebbles » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:01 pm

They added a 'ppt'. The printing costs must be going through the roof with each edition as they continue to add a few letters to the question.
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Post #2024 by NyQuil » Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:30 am

TGR wrote:Anybody know of any decent ball hockey leagues in Ottawa?


I used to play in OBBHA.

Ottawa Blues Ball Hockey Association. They played out of Franco-Cite on Smythe Road.

I had no real complaints.
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Post #2025 by Redden Punches Faces » Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:03 am

Ottawa blue bLOLs ho ho ho
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Post #2026 by NyQuil » Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:26 pm

I'd forgotten how witty the posters here can be.
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Post #2028 by RTWAP » Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:17 pm

*shakes head*

You don't put a vagina or butt into a bunch of penises. It's the other way around.
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Post #2030 by Pancakes » Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:52 pm

Just an FYI

YOU GUYS SUCK AND I DO TOO

PORN!
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Post #2031 by mayoradamwest » Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:09 am

I'm not linking to don brennan, but... Yeah
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Post #2032 by senate » Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:17 am

Brennan desperately wants to prove that he was right and that drafting Karlsson was a mistake.
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Post #2033 by Fruity Pebbles » Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:54 am

I guess when that "garbage" pick wins 2 Norris trophies and puts up one of the best offensive seasons by a defenseman ever...

You gotta defend your idiocy and why you write for the Sun.
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Post #2034 by BlackRedGold » Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:20 pm

LRT Construction + SilverCankles strolling down Rideau = MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!
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Post #2035 by TGR » Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:27 pm

She's still alive?
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Post #2036 by The Bytown Boozer » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:28 pm

Really worried about this sinkhole gang. Hopefully it wasn't caused by that underground river of slime from Ghostbusters 2.
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Post #2038 by MP » Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:39 am

Mudslide....I'm glad I no longer practice engineering in Ottawa though, that clay founding conditions while a source of income is a total liability.
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Post #2039 by The Bytown Boozer » Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:18 pm

I say we keep Rideau Street like that.

If you can jump the sinkhole on your bike or car, you get to go shopping.
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Post #2040 by TGR » Mon Jun 13, 2016 11:16 pm

Turn it into a swim up bar.
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Post #2041 by Skrymir » Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:45 pm

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Post #2042 by senate » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:35 am

Former Senator prospect Darren Kramer was tasered and arrested in Disneyland after he assaulted a police officer who was trying to stop his friend from stealing bowling pins from a restaurant.

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Post #2043 by mayoradamwest » Thu Jun 23, 2016 9:24 am

Heroic.
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Post #2044 by senate » Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:37 pm

Accoridng to Dave Sholts of the Globe, there are big layoffs at Hockey Night in Canada and the Sportsnet regional broadcasts. They are dropping the man between benches and going back to a two man broadcast crew. Glenn Healy is one of the guys being let go. Knowing the Toronto media, I fully expect TSN to hire him for the Ottawa regional broadcasts.
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Post #2045 by BlackRedGold » Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:07 pm

Hilarious how Flames fans are pumping the tires of Brian Elliott now that they've traded for him. He's a super streaky goalie that has shit the bed in the playoffs on multiple occasions and couldn't handle the pressure in Ottawa. His great regular season numbers are a function of Hitchcock more than his own ability. In Calgary he's going to be exposed and once again have to deal with the pressure of a Canadian market. I bet by Christmas you'll hear pleas in Calgary for a trade to fix their goaltending.
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Post #2046 by mayoradamwest » Mon Jun 27, 2016 4:11 pm

I heard cox, Healy, and stock are all gone with Strombo...


So the top three "aim for controversy over substance guys" are gone. Funny they can shed those three guys and not lose an ounce of credibility in the process. I turned it off any of those guys, or don cherry, every time they spoke. It was like even they didn't believe the bullshit they were spewing, but thought maybe they'd get trending on Twitter or something. As for Strombo? As great it was having a barely knowledgeable Hans fan at the helm.....

Hopefully they bring back Chris cuthbert.
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Post #2047 by mayoradamwest » Mon Jun 27, 2016 4:18 pm

David Amber is a good pick. Maybe I won't feel my intelligence being insulted every time I turn on a game this year.
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Post #2049 by Skrymir » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:58 am

and somehow Kypreos survives
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Post #2050 by Hossa » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:20 am

They've invested too much in Kypreos to cut him yet. That would be admitting total defeat. I also think that unfortunately finding a true insider is the hardest thing you can do. Kypreos is not great, but it takes decades to build the networks and respect a guy like Bob McKenzie has. Elliot Friedman should be their clear cut lead insider though.

I have no idea how Healy made it so far. He's always been awful, and even worse, also annoyingly arrogant. Cox brings the same attitude, with even less substance and credibility. I have no idea why they tried to repurpose him. Will be interesting who they bring in as on-air analysts. I like Ron McLean, but hope that's not an indication of the philosophical direction Sportsnet's going.

Not that I should even care, I live on the other side of the world and only watch on Christmas holiday. But I still feel better knowing I will not have to worry about accidentally streaming something with Healy or Cox on the air.

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