Pierre Dorion / Eugene Melnyk Memorial Thread of Stupid People Saying Stupid Things

RTWAP · Post #1901 by **RTWAP** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:00 am

Sorry about that. We were getting errors trying to bring over more than 1M posts (we had 2.7M or so on the old version). Trying to fix those errors one by one manually would have been days of work. So we just grabbed the ~1M most recent ones.

Craig · Post #1902 by **Craig** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:59 am

Actually, I did fix all the errors one by one, manually. There were dozens.

The problem was the conversion script ran out of resources at around a million posts. I would have had to rewrite it to fix it and fuck that noise.

MP · Post #1903 by MP » Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:02 am

Craig wrote:Actually, I did fix all the errors one by one, manually. There were dozens.

The problem was the conversion script ran out of resources at around a million posts. I would have had to rewrite it to fix it and fuck that noise.

You couldn't run the import three times?

Craig · Post #1904 by **Craig** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:03 am

Nope.

RTWAP · Post #1905 by **RTWAP** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:50 pm

Craig wrote:Actually, I did fix all the errors one by one, manually. There were dozens.

The problem was the conversion script ran out of resources at around a million posts. I would have had to rewrite it to fix it and fuck that noise.

What he said.

And thanks again buddy.

ben. · Post #1906 by **ben.** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:25 pm

The full retard is strong these days over at boredz.
According to the double digit IQ pool, Anderson will either go to Edmonton for a 3rd or for one of Hall/Draisaitl/16th+2nd...

Hossa · Post #1907 by **Hossa** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:46 am

Anybody have any suggested destinations in upstate New York for a bachelor party? Key priorities would be driving distance to Ottawa, beer, golf and maybe minor league baseball. Auburn, NY is the lead contender.

BlackRedGold · Post #1908 by **BlackRedGold** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:45 am

If beer is your number one priority, I'd go with Vermont over upstate NY.

Craig · Post #1909 by **Craig** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:08 am

That depends on how you define beer, doesn't it?

If you want baseball and beer, why not just go to Cooperstown? There's a golf course practically in town, a good brewer in town (Ommegang) and the baseball hall of fame. I think they run some college baseball league thing in the summer in that historic stadium of theirs.

Pancakes · Post #1910 by **Pancakes** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:50 am

I'm in Iceland right now...people are less gay here than in Montreal. I've always thought Europeans to be gayer than montrealers, it's quite the opposite.

Ismellofhockey · Post #1911 by **Ismellofhockey** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:38 pm

An Icelandic hostel owner tried to pick up my girlfriend while I was standing right there beside her. When I mentioned this to him, he just shrugged and moved on.

FH2002 · Post #1912 by **FH2002** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:17 pm

I hope you tried to pick him up in front of his gir..bo..significant other.

Mawp · Post #1913 by **Mawp** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:34 pm

People in Iceland need an ap to know if they're dating their cousins.

NyQuil · Post #1914 by **NyQuil** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:07 am

Mawp wrote:People in Iceland need an ap to know if they're dating their cousins.

Thomas Malthus · Post #1915 by **Thomas Malthus** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:28 am

Is that Boozer?

TGR · Post #1916 by **TGR** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:56 am

I heard that in Iceland the women are extremely attractive and the men are ugly as sin.

Wait...

That's exactly like Europe.

BlackRedGold · Post #1917 by **BlackRedGold** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:09 pm

Thomas Malthus wrote:Is that Boozer?

Like he could keep a shirt that white for more than 5 seconds!

Thomas Malthus · Post #1918 by **Thomas Malthus** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:31 pm

BlackRedGold wrote:
Thomas Malthus wrote:Is that Boozer?

Like he could keep a shirt that white for more than 5 seconds!

You're right, what was I thinking?

King Clancy · Post #1919 by **King Clancy** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:47 pm

Ttracer wrote:The fact Ottawa is even reaching out to Gatineau is a disgrace. Working for the greater good of hockey sounds OK, but have you seen some of the local arenas in this city? Most local arenas are dumps, they should be bulldozed and built to NA standards. I will boycott the Senators if they fund Gatineau with anything, especially with the Senators name on it.

Ttracer wrote:You actually want a Sens arena on Quebec soil? That's so insane. Sensplex 1 is a great complex, far away from the media and fans. We still make it out but still. Focus on hockey not helping the Gatineau Olympiques have a better building. When was the last time Quebec invested in Ottawa hockey? This is extremely controversial imo, we have the 67s and tons of rep teams that play in horrible arenas. I will be irate if anything with a Senators name on it pops up in Quebec

RTWAP · Post #1920 by **RTWAP** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:41 pm

Yup. Stoopid people stooping.

TGR · Post #1921 by **TGR** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 12:52 pm

Fuck you Gatineau, for raising JG Pageau.

Although a lot of the arenas in Ottawa are pretty disgusting looking...

King Clancy · Post #1922 by **King Clancy** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:31 am

Saving the 'Piques in Gatineau is likely to generate a tad more goodwill than buying and renovating yet another public arena like Mlacak.

Nobody seems to have noticed that Potvin turned into the Sensplex East. Nobody cares. People will notice the Olympiques being saved.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #1923 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:03 pm

Thought I'd post this here in honour of FUGU SUCKS COCKS:

Why reply when you can just insert yourself right in there?

BlackRedGold · Post #1924 by **BlackRedGold** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:51 pm

I'd like to give her a juxtaposition in the throat.

King Clancy · Post #1925 by **King Clancy** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 12:20 pm

SouthernHab wrote:When was the last time the Senators won a Cup with Karlsson?

Now when was the last time the Kings won a Cup with Doughty?

Why the **** would anyone want to model their approach on a team that sucks, and especially a team that we easily beat in the playoffs with the MIGHTY Karlsson leading the way?

Subban can and should be used to the benefit of the team, not the benefit of an individual as with Karlsson.

VLoo · Post #1926 by **VLoo** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 12:55 pm

What does that even mean?

King Clancy · Post #1927 by **King Clancy** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 3:28 pm

I think he's saying Subban to the Kings?

IcE ColD · Post #1928 by **IcE ColD** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 3:31 pm

VLoo wrote:What does that even mean?

Pretty sure the Habs fan that wrote that doesn't know himself.

MP · Post #1929 by MP » Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:34 am

VLoo wrote:What does that even mean?

It pretty clear that he thinks doughty won a Stanley cup, Karlsson isn't good because he hasn't, and Subban is better than both because he hasn't won a cup either.

Jeez guys, follow along...

TGR · Post #1930 by **TGR** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:01 am

..Shit.

Reading that made me a lot dumber.

Pancakes · Post #1931 by **Pancakes** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:49 pm

Fugu is HOT.

TGR · Post #1932 by **TGR** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 9:47 pm

Picz?

The Bytown Boozer · Post #1933 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 2:38 pm

We should crash this thing.

FH2002 · Post #1934 by **FH2002** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 5:16 pm

Ask Kevin Lee if he’s ever going pay back all that money he took.

From children.

CHILDREN.

BlackRedGold · Post #1935 by **BlackRedGold** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:12 pm

http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/which ... n-2015-16/

What kind of idiot would have Edmonton ahead of Ottawa or think that the youngest team in the league can't improve by standing pat?

senate · Post #1936 by **senate** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:36 pm

Well, the Oilers do have three the-next-Crosby's in their lineup.

Or is it four? I've lost count over the years.

King Clancy · Post #1937 by **King Clancy** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 9:06 pm

What a lazy excuse for an article. No depth at all.

TGR · Post #1938 by **TGR** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 9:21 pm

Gryba will make all the difference on the Oilers.

The Bytown Boozer · Post #1939 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 5:34 am

The Bytown Boozer wrote:

We should crash this thing.

Drunkenly.

TGR · Post #1940 by **TGR** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:04 pm

Are there actually people with dying questions for these nerds that they have to host a panel on Twitter?

FFS

MP · Post #1941 by MP » Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:16 pm

TGR wrote:Are there actually people with dying questions for these nerds that they have to host a panel on Twitter?

FFS

I'd like to tell Sens chirp to turn down the volume on his video games while I'm stooping his mother. It kinda
'Kills' the mood. Headshot!

I'd like Pan's general Kung poa chicken recipe.

I need to know whether Joe prefers atomic wedgies or nuggies?

How many chicks does Silver Seven get in his Gladiator gear?

Kevin, you the one night stand between your mom and Kevin from the Backstreet boys?

TMI Takes It Up The Butt · Post #1942 by **TMI Takes It Up The Butt** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 6:18 pm

TMI says, "Karlsson is so easy to hate."

What a fucking idiot...

King Clancy · Post #1943 by **King Clancy** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:14 pm

Redden Punches Faces · Post #1944 by **Redden Punches Faces** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 7:35 am

takes it up the butt, mate

Fruity Pebbles · Post #1945 by **Fruity Pebbles** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:16 am

King Clancy wrote:TMI?

He's just another admin on HFBoards who is a little too full of himself.

He gets really butthurt when you talk about how Weber is wasting his career in Nashville. There was a giant thread about how Nashville should trade Weber to a hockey market or an actual contender and he vomited pages and pages about how wrong and unfair it was.

Maw · Post #1946 by **Maw** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:26 am

Muse he has some good points

Maw · Post #1947 by **Maw** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:27 am

Well that post didn't come out as intended. Nothing I can do about it now. :gary:

Ricard_Persson · Post #1948 by **Ricard_Persson** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 10:04 pm

FH2002 wrote:Ask Kevin Lee if he’s ever going pay back all that money he took.

From children.

CHILDREN.

Details?

King Clancy · Post #1949 by **King Clancy** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 10:12 pm

So he's upset because Karlsson is better than Weber?

Sucks to be him.

Fruity Pebbles · Post #1950 by **Fruity Pebbles** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:31 am

"It's easy to forget about Weber -just like Nashville".

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