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Post #1 by senate » Thu Feb 01, 2018 7:42 pm

What is sadder: White being scratch for a waiver wire pickup, Oduya being paired with Karlsson again, or Melynk's league mandated PR campaign?
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Post #2 by senate » Thu Feb 01, 2018 7:43 pm

The answer is all three.

Not even thing is a zero sum, guys. When you are older, you'll understand that.
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Post #3 by senate » Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:07 pm

Oh good, Boro keeps jumping into the rush. That's what the team was missing.
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Post #4 by senate » Thu Feb 01, 2018 9:43 pm

They almost blew it but then they didn't. Huzzah.
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Post #5 by Ismellofhockey » Thu Feb 01, 2018 9:44 pm

senate wrote:Melynk's league mandated PR campaign?


What?
- Unwittingly ruining this board since December 2008
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Post #6 by senate » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:14 pm

Ismellofhockey wrote:
senate wrote:Melynk's league mandated PR campaign?


What?


The speculation on the TEAM1200 is that after the Lebreton Flats announcement, Melnyk is under pressure from Bettman and the League to repair his image in Ottawa. Last week, Melnyk hired a Toronto PR team. This week, he has done sit down interviews (all in Toronto) with CBC Newsworld, Global Toronto, the Canadian Press, and CTV Ottawa where he walked backed, but didn't apologize for, his alumni game comments and asserted his commitment to hockey in Ottawa and trying to resign Karlsson.
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Post #7 by FH2002 » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:36 pm

He can pretend to kiss Karlsson's ass all he wants. It's for our temporary reassurance.

Karlsson won't re-sign in Ottawa with Melnyk as the owner after the way Melnyk fucked Alfredsson. Plain and simple.
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Post #8 by MP » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:40 pm

I'm not happy with winning.
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Post #9 by mayoradamwest » Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:12 pm

senate wrote:What is sadder: White being scratch for a waiver wire pickup, Oduya being paired with Karlsson again, or Melynk's league mandated PR campaign?


All three?
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Post #10 by MP » Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:15 pm

Maw's sadness is like an onion, it has layers, it makes you cry, and gives you bad breath.
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Post #11 by mayoradamwest » Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:31 pm

MP wrote:Maw's sadness is like an onion, it has layers, it makes you cry, and gives you bad breath.


Thank you.
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Post #12 by ColinM » Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:49 pm

MP wrote:I'm not happy with winning.


Can't lose them all.
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Post #13 by MP » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:54 pm

ColinM wrote:
MP wrote:I'm not happy with winning.


Can't lose them all.

I'm guessing you aren't older enough to remember 1992?

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