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Post #1 by edgar_dong » Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:21 pm

Any extreme close ups of her gaping twat, fellas?
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Post #2 by LeafErikson » Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:28 pm

TO wrote:#JessicaRose


Did search, not the same girl.
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Post #3 by WTF » Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:37 pm

Bozak Horseman wrote:Did search, not the same girl.


Try Jaye Rose.
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Post #4 by TO » Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:41 pm

Bozak Horseman wrote:Did search, not the same girl.


Google images showed her name beside that pic. Try it.
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Post #5 by Philthy Thrillz » Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:18 pm

Courage wrote:Show us yours and we'll show you hers.


UGH... Gross bro
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Post #6 by MonkeyWrench » Sat Nov 08, 2014 1:17 am

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Post #8 by clawfirst » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:57 pm

oddly arousing
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Post #9 by Philthy Thrillz » Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:21 pm

Just the sight of the hole, claw.
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Post #10 by vf » Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:10 pm

For any fans of Devin Townsend; he went and did something different even for him. Prog-country-folk ? Has his sensibilities to it though.

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Post #11 by LeafErikson » Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:19 pm

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Post #12 by MonkeyWrench » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:15 am

Just saw Interstellar. I had significant hatred going in for Matthew Mc-never got around to learning to spell his last name. Came out thinking it was one of the best movies I've seen in the last 10 years. Took the pops to see it, said it reminded him of 2001 A Space Odyssey. Really well done. No space boobs though.
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Post #13 by Madic » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:40 am

^ Good to hear, I'm a Nolan fan. I'm seeing it tomorrow and I've been avoiding trailers and such but the buzz is generally good.
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Post #14 by LeafErikson » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:06 pm

Tom Foolery wrote:I'm going to vent here because I need to vent:

The world is full of cunts. Cunts without loyalty or integrity. Sideways talking and avoidance of direct, frank discussion are particularly absent on this island. Fuck these embarrassment-avoiding pussy assholes. The lot of them.

I've been the primary drummer on a gig for nearly 6 years. In that time I've probably done about 85% of the scheduled shows. It's a musical theatre review show that performs one-off gigs all around the country, mostly in theatres. I stuck with this poxy production house even when they were nearly 6 months behind in paying, driving all over this godforsaken island for them even when I couldn't get subs to play the gig because everyone in the business knew they were shit at paying. The money is fine, just late. That's all since improved, thankfully. Along the way, the mealy-mouthed owner of the company uttered these exact words, "I consider this to be your chair." In muso speak that means I get first call for any gigs and can take or refuse as my schedule allows. The gigs have been scarce over the past two years and this summer I had to turn down the three that were in the book because I was booked solid on something else from April to September. However, at the last gig I did in February, the same owner who had previously pronounced the chair as mine spoke to me and another guy in the band specifically about the potential of a lucrative series of dates in the Far East in the Autumn. Cutting to the chase: how surprised was I that they - without ever calling me - booked another guy to do the Far East work. I know the guy, he's a great player and he's done the show before but to not even get a call makes my fucking blood boil. Now the cunt is trying to pass it off saying that he doesn't really get involved in the fixing of musicians, which is probably true, but don't make promises your underlings aren't going to keep you fucking twat! He's also trying to pass the buck onto the Musical Director who I've spoken to. And unless the guy is lying to me he says he wasn't really consulted about my availability for the gig.

I've got a gig with them tomorrow night and I'm torn between my rational side telling me that I should show up, do the show and be nice when I see him because there's more work in it - potentially - and telling him to suck a bag of dicks and leaving him high and dry. There's no business like show business....

Snakes. Cunts. Lilly-livered English pricks who would be speaking a more modern version of German if it weren't for the Colonials who were smart enough to get out of this fucking two-faced rat-infested shithole of a country coming back to die in droves to save their skinny, skink-toothed asses.


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Post #15 by LeafErikson » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:21 pm

Tom Foolery wrote:We should've left them to rot. I bet Flughafen Heathrau would actually function.


The only problem with that would have been the fact Mr Hittler wouldn't have stopped at the Islands.
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Post #16 by LeafErikson » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:33 pm

I'm a big fan of the top gear guys. Tho I'm sure if I met them, especially Clarkson, I'd want them all to fuck off and die in a fire.
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Post #17 by LeafErikson » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:36 pm

I'd rather sit in cold water for 10 hours than sit through 5 minutes of that Floyd Shea Weber crap.
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Post #18 by Zardoz » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:26 pm

Does anyone else think a lot of the new fancy muffins at Tim Horton's look like they have jizzum oozing out of them?
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Post #19 by Zardoz » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:41 pm

I feel you Cur, by the way. I've been professionally back-stabbed in the past, and to be honest, my career path pretty much evaporated in front of my eyes. Mostly because a sociopath boss who would make promises knowing full well they were lies. I'm recovering to this day, 4 years later, with any luck I'll be back into the woodworking/restoration business in the next few weeks.

Don't make rash decisions, but certainly take heed as to where you stand with these folks. If I could have avoided layoffs I would have, but I never would have trusted my boss again.
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Post #20 by vf » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:43 pm

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Post #21 by vf » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:46 pm

Idiot Wind wrote:My experience, loyalty has come to last about 6 days. If you are not in someone's face in the last 6 days, you are not the new shiny toy they want, and they'll think of who they saw in less than the past week to go to. There is very little brand loyalty, or fav restaurants, or staff you cannot do without.


Pretty much. I don't want to ever leave my company, but, they're becoming more and more cut throat and I know damn well if I don't make the budget work I'll get replaced faster then I can piss on our CBA.
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Post #22 by MonkeyWrench » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:29 pm

I've watched the new top gear since it's incarnation. But I'm pretty sure if I had dinner with Clarkson I'd end up hating his guts.
#goodinsmalldoses
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Post #23 by stoney » Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:01 am

People can't be trusted. Sad but true.
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Post #24 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Nov 15, 2014 6:33 am

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Post #25 by Philthy Thrillz » Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:37 pm

You sure you're ready to be a one foot man?
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Post #26 by clawfirst » Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:38 pm

that's some sloppy math pt
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Post #27 by Philthy Thrillz » Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:45 pm

You can't just rub one foot. (I think, never rubbed one before). So assuming you rub both feet you could just.... ahh fuck it I got nothing. #eb'sschoolofmath
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Post #28 by clawfirst » Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:46 pm

Congrats Malthus on being acceptable enough a human to have one keep you.

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Post #29 by clawfirst » Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:47 pm

Philthy Thrillz wrote:You can't just rub one foot. (I think, never rubbed one before). So assuming you rub both feet you could just.... ahh fuck it I got nothing. #eb'sschoolofmath


its OK, they double in size after the wedding cake anyway. so you were only 1/4 right, or 4x wrong

math is really hard

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