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Post #151 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:26 pm

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Post #152 by LeafOfBread » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:26 pm

Fuck this
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Post #153 by Honus Joglund » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:27 pm

A million penalties and a bunch of lucky goals.
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Post #154 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:27 pm

It's gonna happen again because Leafs
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Post #155 by Thomas Malthus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:28 pm

What a fucking joke.
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Post #156 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:28 pm

this is why we can't have nice things
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Post #157 by MonkeyWrench » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:32 pm

Puck luck and penalty luck. One sided war.
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Post #158 by Thomas Malthus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:33 pm

It’s games like this and game 4 where spotting the other team two wins to start the series come back to kill you.
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Post #161 by Philthy Thrillz » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:36 pm

LETS FUCKING GO

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Post #162 by Thomas Malthus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:39 pm

I guess holding a guys stick isn’t a penalty anymore.
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Post #163 by Philthy Thrillz » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:39 pm

PUT ER AWAY BROWNIE I WANNA SEE AZ EAT SHIT
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Post #164 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:41 pm

DOC BRINGING UP GAME 7 NOW YALL.
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Post #165 by LeafOfBread » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:43 pm

Hainsey's legs are gone.
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Post #166 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:44 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:DOC BRINGING UP GAME 7 NOW YALL.


:creeper2: SAYS THE LEAFS ARE QUIETLY COMPOSED, PF!
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Post #168 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:47 pm

Now in the last minutes of play send out someone to break pastas leg
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Post #169 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:47 pm

Lets earn the calls
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Post #170 by Thomas Malthus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:48 pm

Can we make at least some push so that we’re not playing in our end for the rest of the game? Like even a little pressure?
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Post #171 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:48 pm

Freddie is going to have to clear the puck out of the zone, too.
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Post #172 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:49 pm

Get up at break his wrist. Dont grab your face and pretend
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Post #173 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:53 pm

once again sucking at clearing our zone
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Post #174 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:53 pm

At least the refs aren't shameless enough to let Marchand draw a penalty.
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Post #175 by Zardoz » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:54 pm

Haven't been able to watch but just checked the score and They've had 6 fucking powerplays?!?! What in the fuck?
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Post #176 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:55 pm

Zardoz wrote:Haven't been able to watch but just checked the score and They've had 6 fucking powerplays?!?! What in the fuck?

We have a reputation. So do the Bruins.
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Post #177 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:55 pm

man what a shit job by matthews trying to clear the puck.
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Post #178 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:58 pm

ATTA BOY POLAK
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Post #179 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:58 pm

Drop those fuckers, Roman.
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Post #180 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:58 pm

Cherry is an unintelligible loon, but he's right about the fucking rigmarole of just dropping a fucking puck
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Post #182 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:59 pm

Did you get your saves from Freddie, AZ?
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Post #183 by Honus Joglund » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:00 pm

What an annoying game. Leafs work hard to score four, Bruins get two complete fluke goals and make it a one goal game. The current score for good bounces in this series is Boston: 738, Toronto: 6.
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Post #184 by MonkeyWrench » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:00 pm

Fuck u booins. Fuck u zebras.
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Post #185 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:01 pm

We get penalised a lot cause we have few respected men in the lineup.
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Post #186 by AGENT ZERO » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:01 pm

Andersen was absolutely unbelievable tonight. He won this one for us.
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Post #187 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:03 pm

clawfirst wrote:We get penalised a lot cause we have few respected men in the lineup.


Meanwhile, the Bruins have perennial Lady Byng candidates like Marchand and Backes.

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Post #188 by AGENT ZERO » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:03 pm

cawbber wrote:Did you get your saves from Freddie, AZ?


He is our best player and he played like it tonight. Like I keep saying, we need him to do that to win this series.
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Post #189 by Philthy Thrillz » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:03 pm

LETS GOOOOOOOO


WOOOOOOOOO
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Post #190 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:03 pm

clawfirst wrote:We get penalised a lot cause we have few respected men in the lineup.

they have Brad MArchand. Biggest cheap shot artist in the league by a landslide
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Post #191 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:09 pm

WTF wrote:
clawfirst wrote:We get penalised a lot cause we have few respected men in the lineup.


Meanwhile, the Bruins have perennial Lady Byng candidates like Marchand and Backes.

:nucks:

We dont have to like it to accept what it is.


Our toughest fwrd is fuckhead..unacceptable
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Post #192 by Zardoz » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:22 pm

While I'm definitely with Claw on the lack of toughness up front. The idea that the home team, laden with dirty fuckers got 6 powerplays in a playoff game against a team known to be full of pansies is flat out ridiculous.
Especially when they're calling slashes, while last game Marchand was allowed to push Mitch's face into the ice repeatedly while the ref watched.
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Post #193 by Philthy Thrillz » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:26 pm

What a game by the boys tonight.
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Post #194 by stoney » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:32 pm

Bozak and JVR were very clutch on those goals
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Post #195 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:36 pm

Zardoz wrote:While I'm definitely with Claw on the lack of toughness up front. The idea that the home team, laden with dirty fuckers got 6 powerplays in a playoff game against a team known to be full of pansies is flat out ridiculous.
Especially when they're calling slashes, while last game Marchand was allowed to push Mitch's face into the ice repeatedly while the ref watched.

If perros respected fuckhead its a fine.
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Post #196 by Zardoz » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:44 pm

Totally agree with that. Although I'm at a loss for why they respect Marchand.
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Post #197 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:51 pm

Zardoz wrote:Totally agree with that. Although I'm at a loss for why they respect Marchand.

Id have to not hate him to understand.
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Post #199 by clawfirst » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:57 am

It can be a real thing and a pathetic loser mentality at the same time.
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Post #200 by WTF » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:58 am

And it was bad enough tonight that even Babcock finally decided to comment on it:


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