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Post #101 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:35 pm

that's a massive goal.
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Post #102 by MonkeyWrench » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:35 pm

I was about to curse bozy for not dishing it to jvr for a tap in lol.
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Post #103 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:38 pm

Honus Joglund wrote:Morgan Rielly is a star defenseman in the NHL.


It was, even in hindsight, ridiculous, unnecessary, chest thumping, but Burkie saying he had Rielly 1st on his draft board looks pretty accurate, at least based on the Top 5.
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Post #104 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:38 pm

At least these fucking zebras didn't try to call Johnsson for holding a stick with his skate.
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Post #105 by Philthy Thrillz » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:38 pm

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Post #106 by Honus Joglund » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:38 pm

Johnsson literally has a stick stuck in his skate and these neanderthals are still booing.
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Post #107 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:38 pm

Suck it, Bruins!
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Post #108 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:38 pm

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Post #109 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:38 pm

The ref wouldn;t have called it if the stick wasn't still stuck in his skate.
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Post #110 by MonkeyWrench » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:39 pm

Jaaayveeeeeee!
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Post #111 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:42 pm

Bullshit. And we're shorthanded again out of that shit?

Edit: Okay, good.
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Post #112 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:44 pm

Lol
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Post #113 by Thomas Malthus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:45 pm

That was fucking dumb. JFC Bozak.
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Post #114 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:45 pm

What, they didn't want to review the faceoff play to see if Bozak was slashed before his stick exploded?
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Post #115 by paulster » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:45 pm

So these refs even watch hockey?
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Post #116 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:45 pm

It was disrespectful and funny for all the right reasons
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Post #117 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:45 pm

FUCK YOU, ZEBRAS!
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Post #118 by Thomas Malthus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:46 pm

Are you fucking kidding me? You're calling that a penalty?!
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Post #119 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:48 pm

Freddy says "Fuck you, refs!".
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Post #120 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:48 pm

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Post #121 by LeafOfBread » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:48 pm

Why the fuck does Boston get so many calls at home?
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Post #122 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:51 pm

that's not good
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Post #123 by Curry Rage » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:51 pm

Am I really tired or did their 4th line just score on the Matthews line?
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Post #124 by Thomas Malthus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:51 pm

Come on Jake, get your shit together.
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Post #125 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:52 pm

blood in the water
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Post #126 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:52 pm

Come on.
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Post #127 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:52 pm

All the penalties
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Post #128 by stoney » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:53 pm

Dive by Pasternak
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Post #129 by cawbber » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:53 pm

jesus christ
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Post #130 by Thomas Malthus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:53 pm

I hope Hughson chokes on that Bruins dick he's been slobbering all over this entire series. What a fucking cunt.
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Post #131 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:53 pm

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Post #132 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:54 pm

So "let them play" playoffs officiating for one team and "call fucking everything" on the other?
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Post #133 by Curry Rage » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:54 pm

Fucking unbelievable.
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Post #134 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:54 pm

Thomas Malthus wrote:I hope Hughson chokes on that Bruins dick he's been slobbering all over this entire series. What a fucking cunt.


I hope it forces him to remember the Sedin sisters choking on Bruins dick.
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Post #135 by Thomas Malthus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:55 pm

Pasta must be overcooked because he was fucking limp there.
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Post #136 by paulster » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:57 pm

I’d like to send Mr. Bettman a text message if anyone has his number.
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Post #137 by LeafOfBread » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:57 pm

Hughson with the 4-1 comment. Go fuck yourself Jim
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Post #138 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:57 pm

You know what would be a good change for accountability and transparency? If the name of the official making a call was a part of the official record visible to everyone after every game.
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Post #139 by Curry Rage » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:59 pm

Pasternak laid down like a cheap fucking whore.
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Post #140 by MonkeyWrench » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:04 pm

For a team thats called the big bad bruins, they sure arent strong on their skates.
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Post #141 by AGENT ZERO » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:15 pm

This officiating is a joke
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Post #142 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:20 pm

AGENT ZERO wrote:This officiating is a joke

We havent earned the calls.
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Post #143 by AGENT ZERO » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:21 pm

Fuck me
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Post #144 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:21 pm

Seriously? Chara can crosscheck Marner in the back and that's okay but Dermott takes his man down and it's a penalty?
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Post #145 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:22 pm

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Post #146 by Whit Dickman » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:22 pm

These refs are fucking hacks
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Post #147 by WTF » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:23 pm

Whit Dickman wrote:These refs are fucking hacks


No, I think they're just fucking Marchand. They probably enjoy liberal use of his nose.
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Post #148 by Honus Joglund » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:23 pm

We're playing fagball rules tonight, apparently.
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Post #149 by Thomas Malthus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:23 pm

I guess this is the part where we try to give the game back to the Bruins.
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Post #150 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:25 pm

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