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Post #151 by Dat Boi » Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:43 am

Walter White wrote:remember when Buffalo was "good"?


2007 wasn’t that long ago
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Post #153 by GM17 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:04 am

da god wrote:
TreasonWeasel wrote:Phoenix should move three points ahead of Minnesota tonight. We love to see it

What on earth is Chayka doing they said as Shero crashed is team into the ground


Probably squeak in like we did last year. Seems to be a trend these days. Calgary, Tampa, Toronto, Edmonton, Winnipeg, CBJ, Dallas. all missed a few years, came back for one, then missed again before becoming a regular again (except Edm)
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Post #154 by GM17 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:20 pm

Flyers just bottled it hard
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Post #155 by NICO NICO PANIC » Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:49 pm

leafs got some problems
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Post #156 by Walter White » Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:50 pm

Detroit wins
Ottawa wins
LAK lose
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Post #157 by TreasonWeasel » Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:52 pm

kings are awful, i wouldn't be surprised to see the sens pass them

wings are three points behind with ten games left for both teams - only team i see passing us
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Post #158 by xxxtension » Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:30 pm

The east playoff teams are pretty much set. I think Montreal is done.
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Post #159 by TreasonWeasel » Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:50 pm

Coyotes are probably going to make the playoffs and their leading goalscorers are Richardson and Galchenyuk - simply epic
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Post #160 by Walter White » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:11 am



What
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Post #161 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:32 am

NICO NICO PANIC wrote:leafs got some problems

They are playing the Bruins in the first round. They were always going to have problems. I look forward every year to their fans' hopes being dashed by a flawed team in a tough division.
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Post #162 by åboriginal » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:47 am

Walter White wrote:

What


Never been done before ever by anyone!
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Post #163 by Walter White » Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:46 pm

so Josefson won SHL MVP lmao
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Post #164 by Gay4Clemmer » Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:55 pm

Good for him.
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Post #165 by da god » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:40 pm

Flyers just scored. Goal.

Refs wave it off for goalie interference. No goal.

Flyers challenge and the call gets overturned. No goalie interference. Good goal.

Pittsburgh challenge and it gets overturned. Offsides. No goal.
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Post #166 by Walter White » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:45 pm

da god wrote:Flyers just scored. Goal.

Refs wave it off for goalie interference. No goal.

Flyers challenge and the call gets overturned. No goalie interference. Good goal.

Pittsburgh challenge and it gets overturned. Offsides. No goal.


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Post #167 by CerebralGenesis » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:16 pm

da god wrote:Flyers just scored. Goal.

Refs wave it off for goalie interference. No goal.

Flyers challenge and the call gets overturned. No goalie interference. Good goal.

Pittsburgh challenge and it gets overturned. Offsides. No goal.


i can't tell if this is real or exaggerated
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Post #168 by da god » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:27 pm

CerebralGenesis wrote:
da god wrote:Flyers just scored. Goal.

Refs wave it off for goalie interference. No goal.

Flyers challenge and the call gets overturned. No goalie interference. Good goal.

Pittsburgh challenge and it gets overturned. Offsides. No goal.


i can't tell if this is real or exaggerated

Dead serious this happened exactly as I wrote it
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Post #169 by CerebralGenesis » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:34 pm

times like that are when i'm not upset i don't follow much NHL these days
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Post #170 by TreasonWeasel » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:29 pm

I guess the bruins had McGregor in to give them a locker room pep talk/drop the puck and obviously he was doing his usual tough guy act - doesn’t he get his ass kicked every time he fights now though?
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Post #171 by vonbonds » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:30 pm

Chara would kill him. I’d pay to see that
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Post #172 by da god » Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:38 pm

Chara would probably beat him because of his size but McGregor could legitimately knock him out. Dudes a professional fighter.
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Post #173 by vonbonds » Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:42 pm

Outside of a lucky punch Chara would be like a gorilla fighting him. I hear ya on being a profession fighter but Chara has a foot and 100lbs on him. Can't teach mass
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Post #174 by da god » Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:28 pm

If McGregor isn’t weighing in for a fight he’s probably around 175. He’s not exactly small, just short. I get Chara is a massive human but McGregor is literally paid to knock people out.
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Post #175 by Walter White » Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:36 pm

my favorite Chara things are the random pictures of him biking to games



like imagine waiting in traffic for the game and you look next to you and see that monster of a human on his bike
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Post #176 by TreasonWeasel » Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:18 pm

Boston has one of the better arena setups in the league from my experience. If I were a player I’d get a sick place in the North End and it’s probably a ten minute walk to the rink. The practice rink is on the edge of town on the Mass Pike though which is a pain in the ass
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Post #177 by åboriginal » Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:21 pm

NO....MUST.....SIGN.....WITH.....OTHER......ORIGINAL......SIX......TEAM....NEW..YORK....RANGERS.....TRAUTWIGSSSS
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Post #178 by GM17 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:40 pm

TreasonWeasel wrote:Boston has one of the better arena setups in the league from my experience. If I were a player I’d get a sick place in the North End and it’s probably a ten minute walk to the rink. The practice rink is on the edge of town on the Mass Pike though which is a pain in the ass


Should've put it in Worcester - Melnyk, 1995
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Post #179 by Tao Jones » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:48 pm

Howl!
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Post #180 by vonbonds » Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:49 pm

da god wrote:If McGregor isn’t weighing in for a fight he’s probably around 175. He’s not exactly small, just short. I get Chara is a massive human but McGregor is literally paid to knock people out.

Ummmmm...ok. Chara kills him
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Post #181 by GM17 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:18 pm

Weight classes exist to keep 185-lbs guys from murdering 175-lbs guys. I cannot even begin to fathom what kind of damage a guy who is 6'9" and 250 lbs cut would do to McGregor. McGregor would put him in an arm bar and Chara would stand up and shake him off like a bit of pond scum
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Post #182 by da god » Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:24 pm

GM17 wrote:Weight classes exist to keep 185-lbs guys from murdering 175-lbs guys. I cannot even begin to fathom what kind of damage a guy who is 6'9" and 250 lbs cut would do to McGregor. McGregor would put him in an arm bar and Chara would stand up and shake him off like a bit of pond scum

Weight classes exist to keep the average 185 pound fighter from hurting the average 175 pound fighter

There are still 175 pounders that would destroy a 185 pound fighter. I’m 170 pounds and I would get ripped to shreds by a 125 pound UFC fighter.

Chara is a 250 pound guy who knows how to awkwardly punch someone while they’re both on ice skates.

McGregor is trained by the best in the world to fight.
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Post #183 by GM17 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:25 pm

there are 175 pounders that could win a fight against an 185 pounder. there are none that will do fuck all vs a 250 pounder with an extra foot and a half of reach.

Evander Kane is a trained boxer and got dummied like a rag doll bitch and he's 6'2" and 210 lbs

you can be the best trained midget fighter and if someone is strong enough to lift you off your feet with one arm then you're losing that fight.

I imagine Lebron would turn him over his knee and slap him like he's on a fishing trip with his father.
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Post #184 by GM17 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:48 pm

I hereby challenge all midgets to battle
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Post #185 by Kraapo 4 Kaapo » Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:09 pm

Tampa clinches the President's Trophy lol. They won't win the Cup
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Post #186 by GM17 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:15 pm

Hope not. Fuck em
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Post #187 by Dat Boi » Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:50 pm

Last East time to win the Presidents and the Cup is the 94 team of destiny
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Post #188 by Kraapo 4 Kaapo » Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:57 pm

It happens so rarely. Who was the last one? Colorado in 2001?

Just found it, Hawks 12-13, Wings 07-08, Wings 01-02, Avs 00-01, Stars 98-99, Rangers 93-94, Calgary 88-89, Oilers 86-87

So, eight since 85-86 when it started being handed out.
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Post #189 by åboriginal » Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:30 am

Mcgregor is such a hateable person
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Post #190 by da god » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:29 am

GM17 wrote:there are 175 pounders that could win a fight against an 185 pounder. there are none that will do fuck all vs a 250 pounder with an extra foot and a half of reach.

Evander Kane is a trained boxer and got dummied like a rag doll bitch and he's 6'2" and 210 lbs

you can be the best trained midget fighter and if someone is strong enough to lift you off your feet with one arm then you're losing that fight.

I imagine Lebron would turn him over his knee and slap him like he's on a fishing trip with his father.


Fighting on your feet and fighting on ice skates is totally different. Kane would probably beat Chara’s ass in a street fight.
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Post #191 by GM17 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:51 am

You need thermite and the CIA to take down Chara
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Post #192 by Kraapo 4 Kaapo » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:00 am

Why are we talking about McGregor and the Bruins?
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Post #193 by vonbonds » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:01 am

You're right, how about we talk about the trade value of *insert ECHL Devils player on the NHL roster here*
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Post #194 by Kraapo 4 Kaapo » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:02 am

I'm genuinely interested as to what happened? I don't have time for many things these days.
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Post #195 by Walter White » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:03 am

Kraapo 4 Kaapo wrote:I'm genuinely interested as to what happened? I don't have time for many things these days.


the Bruins brought him in to their locker room to give them a speech or something the other day
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Post #196 by Kraapo 4 Kaapo » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:05 am

so what's the problem?
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Post #197 by åboriginal » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:29 am

He had diarrhea
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Post #198 by Tao Jones » Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:23 pm

How will Detroit blow it tonight?
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Post #199 by Walter White » Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:38 pm

Tao Jones wrote:How will Detroit blow it tonight?


Wings win 3-2

they pull one point behind us and they have a game in hand
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Post #200 by Kraapo 4 Kaapo » Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:43 pm

This is great. Come on ye mighty lads! Lose out the rest of the way!

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