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Post #651 by Rockie » Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:35 pm

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Post #652 by Marcus Mareo Hotah » Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:44 pm

Rockie wrote:>the inbred, education-deprived, cab driver academy ghetto of Benfica
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Post #654 by Dat Boi » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:28 pm

Didn't bless them enough :why:
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Post #655 by Rockie » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:36 pm

>score 2 goals against Barcelona
>lose 0-3 on aggregate

:why:

ah well, Juve won anyway so this game was meaningless
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Post #656 by The GOAT » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:44 pm

Lil B told Russell Westbrook that he looks like a sandwich and it’s the funniest headline of an article I’ve ever read
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Post #657 by Dat Boi » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:10 am

To nobody's shock Mark Clattenberg is a giant weasel
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Post #658 by Fox Mulder » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:31 pm

>Spartak Moscow
>Russian teams in the CL
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Post #659 by Dat Boi » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:48 pm

Spurs have a 1/3 chance of getting Bayern or Juve in the round of 16. Joy
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Post #660 by Rockie » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:13 am

Fox Mulder wrote:>Spartak Moscow
>Russian teams in the CL


I took a bet on Liverpool to win exactly 7-0 at 125/1. Hope I get a decent tip when he comes in to collect his free 1500 bucks
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Post #661 by Dat Boi » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:39 am

I thought you assholes laughed at us for tipping :colbert:
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Post #662 by Rockie » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:48 am

We do, but it's not uncommon for people to leave money on the counter if they've had a big win and/or they didn't put in much to get it

Didn't happen this time though, oh whale
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Post #663 by Dat Boi » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:56 am

I did a CL draw simulator, Spurs got Basel, Poo got Madrid, Chelsea got Barcelona, United got Bayern and Shitty got Juve. A+ scenario
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Post #664 by Fox Mulder » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:36 pm

I’ll be shocked if we don’t draw Napoli or Lyon on Monday
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Post #665 by Marcus Mareo Hotah » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:39 pm

i need to watch every spurs game in korean

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Post #666 by Fox Mulder » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:59 pm

Hope Solo is running for US Soccer President

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Post #667 by vonbonds » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:21 am

She has the meats
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Post #669 by Marcus Mareo Hotah » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:33 am

>potters
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Post #670 by Calvin's Duplicate » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:47 am

After getting lucky w teams below losing, Newcastle really needs a win for the first time since October
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Post #671 by Balki Bartokomous » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:49 am

MLS Cup tonight! Go ye mighty Reds! (I won't be watching)
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Post #672 by GM17 » Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:18 pm

TFC are pooping on Seattle but it's still 0-0
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Post #673 by Balki Bartokomous » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:29 pm

CHAMPS!
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Post #674 by Calvin's Duplicate » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:48 pm

Good thing newcastles schedule gets easier now
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Post #676 by Rockie » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:33 am

Spurs draw Juventus in the round of 16.

If I wasn't immeasurably butthurt about not winning that game in Turin before, I definitely am now because I would have 110% made that trip
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Post #677 by Rockie » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:33 am

aaand we drew literally the furthest team away in the entire fucking draw... suck your mums UYFA
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Post #678 by Dat Boi » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:19 am

I hate UYFA
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Post #679 by Marcus Mareo Hotah » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:23 am

Pat called it
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Post #680 by Dat Boi » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:41 am

To be fair I called buyern because we always get the nazis. That’s why Dortmund was an obvious call 2 years ago in yuropa
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Post #681 by GM17 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:10 pm

Sevilla vs Man United for the Europa championship
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Post #683 by Fox Mulder » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:11 pm

Juventus aren’t nearly as good as they’ve been the last few years. Spurs can win that if they play like they did against Madrid

Chelsea is gonna get merked by Barca
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Post #684 by Marcus Mareo Hotah » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:19 pm



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Post #685 by GM17 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:29 pm

ya then Lukaku chased the City players back into their lockerroom
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Post #686 by Calvin's Duplicate » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:05 pm

This is awful. Worst team in europe since Nov 1.
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Post #687 by Marcus Mareo Hotah » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:11 pm

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Post #688 by Calvin's Duplicate » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:37 pm

Newcastle has been horrendous for 7 matches and is 3pts out of 11th.

Investment in January is massively important (obviously).
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Post #689 by Calvin's Duplicate » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:48 am

If everything goes true to form, Newcastle will get relegated and Ashley will still own the club
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Post #690 by Calvin's Duplicate » Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:59 am

Less than 2 months ago we were 6th. Now in the bottom 3.

All I hear on the radio is how bad American owners are yet they always seem to forget that's Ashley is English.
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Post #691 by Dat Boi » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:17 pm

What happened? I’ve barely watched this year but I was really impressed when you played spurs
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Post #692 by Marcus Mareo Hotah » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:51 pm

They’ve dropped eight of their last nine if I’m not mistaken
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Post #693 by Dat Boi » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:48 pm

I know, meant from a tactical perspective
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Post #694 by Calvin's Duplicate » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:32 pm

To be fair their wins are over Swansea, Stoke, and Palace and West Ham. They've played tougher teams and not necessarily been embarrassed as effort is there but the quality isn't. Luck hasn't been kind (Gayle v Bournemouth, posts vs Everton) but when you don't improve a championship squad this is what you get.
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Post #695 by Fox Mulder » Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:46 pm

From what I saw today, Newcastle has almost no quality up front. They desperately need a striker and a creative midfielder. If they don’t buy someone in January, they’re gonna get relegated cuz teams like West Ham and Crystal Palace are playing well and moving up the table.
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Post #696 by Calvin's Duplicate » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:15 pm

In terms of Net-spend, Rafa Benitez (3 windows) has spent £90M LESS than Steve McLaren (2).

It's mind boggling.

Additionally, their transfer record dates back to 2005 when they bought Michael Owen for £16M.

Astonishing
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Post #697 by Dat Boi » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:45 pm

Our school just hired new co head coaches who are married to each other for the women's soccer team. Their names are Anna and Jess. They are not a lesbian couple
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Post #698 by Rockie » Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:30 am

>Louisiana

Of course they're not
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Post #699 by Dat Boi » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:52 am

To be fair our assistant softball coaches are everything but out of the closet with each other :colbert:
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Post #700 by vonbonds » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:12 pm

To be fair is there any other type of softball player that gets into softball coaching?

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