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Post #1 by NICO NICO PANIC » Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:11 am

so yeah, ive now been on a train which involved the conductor using "fatality on scene". speculation on board was that a woman just laid on the tracks.
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Post #2 by Dat Boi » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:03 am

thats the dumbest way to go tbh
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Post #3 by NICO NICO PANIC » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:07 am

njtransit didn't release anything other than "trespasser fatality" but i would strongly suspect that's how it went based on how the dozen cop cars were positioned
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Post #4 by shredz » Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:55 pm

Experiencing some weird weather here. Its sunny then cloudy in cycles. Powerful lightning bolts you can feel in your spine.
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Post #5 by åboriginal » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:05 pm

I believe ur having a stroke honey
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Post #6 by shredz » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:10 pm

im stroking with honey
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Post #7 by åboriginal » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:24 pm

i support this. Add some walnuts and jerk off into some phyllo dough and u got urself a nice deconstructed baklava there. And lots of scratches on ur mushroom.
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Post #8 by Walter White » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:36 pm

breaking:

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Post #9 by shredz » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:44 pm

:kermit_goatse: :ernie: :bert:
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Post #10 by Dat Boi » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:01 am

People down here are legitimately triggered that some new “study” ranked New Orleans the 9th most fun city in the US. Maybe clean up your shithole and have more than just one famous street that’s only about 6 blocks
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Post #11 by shredz » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:04 am

They have a fun street, not so much the city besides some great restaurants.
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Post #12 by Dat Boi » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:05 am

Exactly. I enjoy NOLA but I do the same thing every time, go to Cafe Du monde then drink myself into a coma on bourbon street. There’s nothing else to do
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Post #13 by shredz » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:21 am

I've only been there once for Mardi Gras. Never felt too compelled to go back. It was fun but I feel like I can go to Daytona Beach and have a better time. Which is sad.
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Post #14 by vonbonds » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:43 am

Dat Boi wrote:Exactly. I enjoy NOLA but I do the same thing every time, go to Cafe Du monde then drink myself into a coma on bourbon street. There’s nothing else to do

What more can you ask for? :crossarms:
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Post #15 by vonbonds » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:44 am

I’ve never been to NOLA which is crazy since I’m in IT and there have been a bunch of conferences there as well as Nashville which doesn’t have conferences there to my knowledge in my career path. Smashville is going to happen soon while I have zero plans to hit N’Orlens
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Post #16 by Dat Boi » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:46 am

Mardi Gras was honestly overrated. Don’t get me wrong I had a lot of fun but there were too many frat bros trying to get gross chicks naked and the street reeked of piss and weed. I had more fun the random weekends I was there
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Post #17 by Dr. Doom » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:37 pm

I wasn't impressed by NOLA at all when I went
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Post #18 by åboriginal » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:37 pm

GAAAAAAHLIC!!! BAM!!!!
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Post #19 by R-66Y » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:35 pm

I absolutely hated NOLA, but I was there for a bachelor party and was dehydrated +either drunk or hung over the entire time and any time I tried to sleep, the groom's brother would yell at me that I needed to drink more.

And it was hot as fuck.

And there were bums living on our porch.
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Post #20 by TreasonWeasel » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:41 pm

well it is a bachelor party
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Post #21 by R-66Y » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:08 pm

Right, and if I'm going to drink hard tomorrow, let me go to sleep at fucking 3 AM, don't stop me from eating actual food at lunch and dinner times, and don't wake me up at 7 to start drinking again. And sometimes, when you're sweating 5 gallons an hour in NOLA in August, you might need to drink water.
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Post #22 by TreasonWeasel » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:17 pm

Oh, 3 AM. Yeah that’s obnoxious. Carry on.

My group of friends gets pretty obscene on our bachelor parties but we all understand in order to keep it going full bore you need to sleep sometime
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Post #23 by R-66Y » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:33 am

It was literally the worst trip ever. By day 2, I was done
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Post #25 by shredz » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:55 pm

That's how Michael Myers' are created.
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Post #26 by åboriginal » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:56 pm

And in several years one of those classmates will bang her and tell him and further fuck his mind up
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Post #27 by vonbonds » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:58 pm

Yeah, not a good mom there.
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Post #28 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Thu Sep 20, 2018 6:09 pm

Clickhole...
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Post #29 by Dat Boi » Thu Sep 20, 2018 6:43 pm

I wasn’t gonna day it
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Post #30 by shredz » Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:30 am

He got a boner. Watch his face at :40-42, he licks his lips and is smiling.



wen i ze u my bluud rizez to what you say..penis. hard as moon rock. much bigger den thed cruze man next to you.
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Post #31 by shredz » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:17 pm

the fuck..

She claims that for some reason, Bey has started a campaign of harassment against her, that includes “Extreme witchcraft, Dark magic” and “Magic spells of sexual molestation.” She also claims the “Lemonade” star murdered her kitten.


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Post #32 by GM17 » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:29 pm

EF-3 and EF-2 tornadoes ripped through Ottawa while I was at the 67s game. Power was out in my area for 24 h, and all I want to know is who will play the relief concert
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Post #33 by shredz » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:05 am

#KarlssonKares,

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Post #34 by Arnold Landry » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:04 pm

Tiger
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Post #35 by Balki Bartokomous » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:06 pm

Is a fuckshop
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Post #36 by TreasonWeasel » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:13 pm

Arnold Landry wrote:Tiger
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Post #38 by TreasonWeasel » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:14 pm

Time for your monthly “barstool is bad” article, followed by the staffers either A. not acknowledging it or B. saying how proud they are to work for a company that “empowers women” because they happen to employ some (or something)

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Post #39 by Dat Boi » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:32 pm

You know if I was Jewish and didn’t like it I’d just change religions
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Post #40 by Arnold Landry » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:43 pm

That barstool hit piece by the daily beast was pretty boring. It’s all stuff we already knew. Somebody should ask those deadspin writers about Greg Howard.
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Post #41 by shredz » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:14 pm

Dat Boi wrote:You know if I was Jewish and didn’t like it I’d just change religions


Your theoretical Jewish family tree would disown you.
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Post #42 by TreasonWeasel » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:15 pm

Arnold Landry wrote:That barstool hit piece by the daily beast was pretty boring. It’s all stuff we already knew. Somebody should ask those deadspin writers about Greg Howard.

Oh yeah, it’s just deadspin and others spinning their wheels with the same shit every time.
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Post #43 by GM17 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:29 pm

flâ·neur wrote:
Dat Boi wrote:You know if I was Jewish and didn’t like it I’d just change religions


Your theoretical Jewish family tree would disown you.


I'm fucking dying
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Post #44 by Arnold Landry » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:37 pm

TreasonWeasel wrote:
Arnold Landry wrote:That barstool hit piece by the daily beast was pretty boring. It’s all stuff we already knew. Somebody should ask those deadspin writers about Greg Howard.

Oh yeah, it’s just deadspin and others spinning their wheels with the same shit every time.

They’re gonna be in for a rude awakening when they find out that the Chapo Trap House and Cum Town guys are friends with Big Cat and PFT
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Post #45 by TreasonWeasel » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:37 pm

Apologize!
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Post #47 by Dat Boi » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:05 pm

Relatable
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Post #48 by shredz » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:20 pm

confirmed: cosby to prison.
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Post #49 by Balki Bartokomous » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:23 pm

Cosby taking it up the ass while calling his wife Camille from jail:

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Post #50 by Walter White » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:25 pm

he'll be dead within 6 months

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