Dr. Doom's Chilis and Poops - Trainwreck and Talking Putz

Calvin's Duplicate · Post #301 by **Calvin's Duplicate** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:28 am

World Chess Championship begins today. Carlsen (Norway) v Caruana (USA). Although the underdog there is a chance the US is home to the world champion for the first time since Bobby Fischer. It's a best of 12 with tiebreakers if necessary.

shredz · Post #302 by **shredz** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:23 am

“The times I had tried to smoke dope way back in the day, I didn’t like it because dope just always made me feel kind of dumb and when I’d say something, I’d think, ‘does that sound stupid or not?’

“It just brought me down, so dope never was my thing,” he said. “I was an alcohol guy. I liked whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer. I could go on and on.”

As Austin and his wife traveled from California to Texas, the couple drove up to a checkpoint Austin claimed had “popped” Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg for cannabis possession.

He started to get paranoid.

“I’m thinking, ‘man, here I am, retired from the wrestling business, a global icon and a national treasure, and I’m about to get busted for f—ing one joint because I wanted to try out a goddam marijuana cigarette so I could get away from the booze,’” Austin said.

“We go through there, the dude looks at me and I look at him. We’ve been passing through there for 10, 15 years. I’ve been passing through my whole damn life and they knew who we are and we always say ‘hi’ to them. But anyway, on this occasion, since I’m carrying….”

They were waved through the checkpoint but when he smoked the joint, it didn’t live up to his hopes and he immediately asked his wife for a drink.

åboriginal · Post #303 by **åboriginal** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:35 pm

Balki Bartokomous · Post #304 by **Balki Bartokomous** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:42 pm

shredz [Bot] wrote:https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1060928993975779328

“The times I had tried to smoke dope way back in the day, I didn’t like it because dope just always made me feel kind of dumb and when I’d say something, I’d think, ‘does that sound stupid or not?’

“It just brought me down, so dope never was my thing,” he said. “I was an alcohol guy. I liked whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer. I could go on and on.”

As Austin and his wife traveled from California to Texas, the couple drove up to a checkpoint Austin claimed had “popped” Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg for cannabis possession.

He started to get paranoid.

“I’m thinking, ‘man, here I am, retired from the wrestling business, a global icon and a national treasure, and I’m about to get busted for f—ing one joint because I wanted to try out a goddam marijuana cigarette so I could get away from the booze,’” Austin said.

“We go through there, the dude looks at me and I look at him. We’ve been passing through there for 10, 15 years. I’ve been passing through my whole damn life and they knew who we are and we always say ‘hi’ to them. But anyway, on this occasion, since I’m carrying….”

They were waved through the checkpoint but when he smoked the joint, it didn’t live up to his hopes and he immediately asked his wife for a drink.

shredz · Post #305 by **shredz** » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:14 am

åboriginal · Post #306 by **åboriginal** » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:20 am

In’salad

shredz · Post #307 by **shredz** » Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:22 am

shredz · Post #308 by **shredz** » Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:30 am

Dr. Doom · Post #309 by **Dr. Doom** » Sun Nov 11, 2018 6:52 pm

Calvin's Duplicate · Post #310 by **Calvin's Duplicate** » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:01 pm

After two matches of the World Chess Championship the score is 1 - 1 between Carlsen and Caruana. In Match 1, Carlsen earned a draw with the black pieces (which is an advantage when you're going into the next match with the white) but Caruana managed to draw game 2 with the black as well. Game 3 is tomorrow. It's the first to 6.5 in classical format but if it's 6-6 after the 12 matches tiebreakers are played until a winner is determined.

Walter White · Post #311 by **Walter White** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:07 am

did you guys see Gerard Butler's video of his house being totally gone from the fires

sheesh

shredz · Post #312 by **shredz** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:20 am

The guy from 300 who has enough to buy 50,000 more?

my caring meter isnt making much movement. is the vid wild or its just his personal house being burnt?

Walter White · Post #313 by **Walter White** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:22 am

its not so much feeling bad for him

its just crazy to see the destruction that "up close"

shredz · Post #314 by **shredz** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:27 am

he's a good guy. shitty to happen to anyone regardless. isnt the fire only 20 percent contained? it might have gone up since i checked last.

CerebralGenesis · Post #315 by **CerebralGenesis** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:30 am

It's like 0 around some parts. The skies are actually yellow and Ash out here

shredz · Post #316 by **shredz** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:48 am

CerebralGenesis wrote:It's like 0 around some parts. The skies are actually Pikachu and Ash out here

vonbonds · Post #317 by **vonbonds** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:55 am

CerebralGenesis wrote:It's like 0 around some parts. The skies are actually yellow and Ash out here

You live in CA now?

CerebralGenesis · Post #318 by **CerebralGenesis** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 10:08 am

Family wedding. Flying back to the cold tundra of the east coast today

åboriginal · Post #319 by **åboriginal** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 10:13 am

I don’t think that’s the cut of his jib

shredz · Post #320 by **shredz** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:04 pm

my thoughts and prayers to the Cyrus inbreds

shredz · Post #321 by **shredz** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:18 pm

Bitch, don't even tell me your price unless its for a bag over your head. :colbert:

shredz · Post #322 by **shredz** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:26 pm

CG's "girl"

The Japanese man 'married' to a hologram

https://www.afp.com/en/news/15/crazy-lo ... oc-1ar15l1

shredz · Post #323 by **shredz** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:27 pm

Imagine taking a black light to that doll?

:rudy:

vonbonds · Post #324 by **vonbonds** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:40 pm

How about that smell

Walter White · Post #325 by **Walter White** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:44 pm

shredz · Post #326 by **shredz** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:47 pm

He finally watched Black Panther?

GM17 · Post #327 by **GM17** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:30 pm

Stanley lasted a lot longer than I thought he would.

Dr. Doom · Post #328 by **Dr. Doom** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:46 pm

Rip stan lee

Dr. Doom · Post #329 by **Dr. Doom** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:51 pm

R-66Y · Post #330 by **R-66Y** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:39 pm

åboriginal · Post #331 by **åboriginal** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:41 pm

Stan lee never left

Tao Jones · Post #332 by **Tao Jones** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:09 pm

Way to go on Veteran's Day (Observed).

Balki Bartokomous · Post #333 by **Balki Bartokomous** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:49 pm

He's the best. I owe him a lot.

Dr. Doom · Post #334 by **Dr. Doom** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:23 pm

da god · Post #335 by **da god** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 10:11 pm

R-66Y · Post #336 by **R-66Y** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 10:50 pm

vonbonds · Post #337 by **vonbonds** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:34 pm

Mike is the best..lol

Walter White · Post #338 by **Walter White** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:50 pm

Whoah is e?

shredz · Post #339 by **shredz** » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:04 pm

what are you some kind of punker? God, I hate punkers. Especially green ones with big bald heads.

Walter White · Post #340 by **Walter White** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:16 pm

The roads are brutal in bucks county

They did nothing to prepare for this storm

vonbonds · Post #341 by **vonbonds** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:19 pm

It's way bigger than they expected. How often does that happen? LOL.

Walter White · Post #342 by **Walter White** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:25 pm

forgot to take down our canvas pergola in our back yard last night and its completely destroyed

WELP

vonbonds · Post #343 by **vonbonds** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:30 pm

That blows. I shoveled our driveway so my boy didn’t walk in snow off of the bus and it’s that classic wet heavy snow. Your pergola never had a chance with this shit

åboriginal · Post #344 by **åboriginal** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:10 pm

Pergoner

R-66Y · Post #345 by **R-66Y** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:38 pm

Central Jersey Blood Center is closing at the end of the year and that makes me sad. Blood from there kept my brother alive, and I donate platelets there every 3 weeks.

CFD · Post #346 by **CFD** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:46 pm

Took me 2 hours to get home. Usually a half hour drive from school

Balki Bartokomous · Post #347 by **Balki Bartokomous** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:03 pm

Took us eight, usually three. Bad day. A guy even ended up with his car on the train track today lol

Calvin's Duplicate · Post #348 by **Calvin's Duplicate** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:17 pm

I'm attempting to get away with not shovelling anything

shredz · Post #349 by **shredz** » Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:19 am

Calvin's Duplicate wrote:I'm attempting to get away with not shovelling anything

The rain cleared everything out on Long Island thankfully but black ice sheets were all over.

Now its just flooding everywhere. Looks like Gal Gadot's bed when I finish plowing.

åboriginal · Post #350 by **åboriginal** » Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:28 am

Gal gadot hhhnnnggggggnnnnnnnnnn

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