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Klingsor's Domain

Post #1 by Rogers Pancreas » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:37 pm

This is a thread intended to document the life and (remaining) times of our dear friend Klingsor. There's a very good chance he'll ultimately succumb to some VD he contracts from some broad in China Town, but until we reach that moment it's imperative to commemorate the moments leading up to his demise.

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Post #2 by Pennywise » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:47 pm

In his honor, I think the name should be changed.
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Post #3 by senate » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:50 pm

Can I post shots of my cock's silhouette in shadow?
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Post #4 by Pennywise » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:47 am

Big#D wrote:who says it wasn't named in his honour to begin with?


Well.......was it? :beaker:
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Post #5 by senate » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:23 pm

I thought this board was named after Freddy Mercury.
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Post #6 by Pennywise » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:31 pm

Big#D wrote:no one has indicated whether it has one way or the other.


I'm sure Klingon would rather have a less deragotory name.

It's like our board being called Fatsos Food Court.
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Post #7 by Pennywise » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:59 pm

Ill tell ya one thing by the year 2013, this board here is going to be jumping.

I'm vetting potential posters as we speak.
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Post #8 by klingsor » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:04 pm

I've always been partial to the nickname Rags.

I love the way it gets so many Rangers fans upset over nothing.
turannos wrote:klingsor's 's a jerk. We should change all the forums to anti-semitic names now that we know he's never coming back.



But seriously, he's probably dying or something.
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Post #9 by MP » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:19 pm

When you hear the term "rags" do you envision a pile of dirty/oily rags or used sanitary napkins?
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Post #10 by MP » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:48 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:I always think of used tampons.


Why would one equate rags with tampoons?
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Post #11 by senate » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:11 am

Masterplan wrote:Why would one equate rags with tampoons?


Before tampons were invented, women used to shove rags up there. Still do in poor countries.

That's today's Senate's Menstrual Fun Fact.
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Post #12 by MP » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:11 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:Because when a woman is "on her rag" it's her time of the month and thus uses tampons. So whenver I hear someone call them the Rags I imagine they're calling the team used tampons.


Wouldn't a pad be a more appropriate synonym to rag?
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Post #13 by klingsor » Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:53 pm

Masterplan wrote:When you hear the term "rags" do you envision a pile of dirty/oily rags or used sanitary napkins?


I think of Crusader Rabbit's sidekick, Rags the Tiger.
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Post #14 by CharlieGirl » Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:12 pm

klingsor wrote:I've always been partial to the nickname Rags.

I love the way it gets so many Rangers fans upset over nothing.


Same. One OHL board went as far as banning anyone who called the Rangers "Rags". I thought it was hilarious.
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