New York Gaborik's @ Pittsburgh - Mar 16th, 1pm Est

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New York Gaborik's @ Pittsburgh - Mar 16th, 1pm Est

Post #1 by Roger Sterling » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:42 am

No witty title as of yet, 1pm game? Fuckin' hell, Pens are horrible in games that start this early.

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Bennett, Jeffrey, Neal
Cooke, Sutter, Kennedy
Glass, Vitale, Adams

Orpik, Martin
Despres, Letang
Niskanen, Engelland
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Post #2 by thejew09 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:07 pm

They need to roll Sutter on the second line with Bennett and Neal. Jeffrey just did not look well playing there.
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Post #3 by Roger Sterling » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:00 pm

thejew09 wrote:They need to roll Sutter on the second line with Bennett and Neal. Jeffrey just did not look well playing there.


Yeah, I DJ looks better with Cooke and Kennedy over Bennett and Neal.
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Post #4 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:41 am

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Post #5 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:02 am

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It's funny when people hate on the kid, but hey to each their own. These are probably guys that trade for them in NHL13.
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Post #6 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:52 am

According to the dumbass we all hate and I will only refer to as "RR"...

The Penguins would like to bolster their depth on defense and at forward, preferably with a top-four defenseman that specializes in own-zone play and a winger that could add scoring to the third or fourth lines. Center Brandon Sutter (13 points) and left winger Matt Cooke (12) are the only bottom-six forwards at double-digits in scoring.


I think Regehr would be a good target for the zone play bit, not sure how he has looked with Buffalo but a guy that good with the Flames can't fall off that fast. I would think Shero might have to part with a 2nd for Robyn though. As for depth in the bottom 6, TK and a defenseman have to be expendable. I wouldn't mind Shero targeting Peter Mueller as well, he's an RFA after this year so he wouldn't be a pure rental or anything. Not sure what would work though.

To Buffalo: 2nd in 2013 (Conditional, Pens make it to the ECF, it's a 2nd, if not, 4th)
To Pittsburgh: Robyn Regehr

To Florida: Tyler Kennedy + 3rd in 2013
To Pittsburgh: Peter Mueller

To Any team: Robert Bortuzzo for a 3rd or 4th round pick (Pens would have to waive him, might as well get something, we have enough D depth to not cry about this loss, kid is good though)

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Kunitz, Crosby, Dupuis/Mueller
Bennett, Malkin, Neal
Cooke, Sutter, Dupuis/Mueller
Glass, Vitale, Adams

*Dustin Jeffrey

Orpik, Martin
Despres, Letang
Regehr, Niskanen

*Eaton, Engelland

Fleury
Vokoun
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Post #7 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:56 am

Robyn Regehr's #'s.

6'3" 225lbs LH

Average ice time: 18:50
Short handed time on ice per game: 3:20
Blocks: 37
Hits: 44

Hits and blocks would rank him #2 on the Pens, same for SHTOI/G. He's a zone-play type of guy, a pure defensive-defenseman that is a UFA at the end of the year, that's why the conditional pick. I think he would waive his NMC for the Pens as well, he wants a shot at the Cup and thought he had one with Buffalo, unfortunately, he was wrong, big time.
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Post #8 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:24 am

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Post #9 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:27 am

I would start Vokoun today and give MAF the Bruins on Sunday.
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Post #10 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:39 am

Damn these early games...

Thank god for pancakes with some nice maple syrup and a tall glass of milk. Makes being up this early on a saturday, more palatable.
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Post #11 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:09 pm

So MAF starts today, Vokoun tomorrow.

I expect the Bruins to rape Vokoun tomorrow.

FUN!
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Post #12 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:08 pm

Jamie McLennan has to be the dumbest sports analyst in all of sports. One too many windex cocktails has fucked up his thought process.
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Post #13 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:10 pm

Ok so New Jersey needs to win today. Please win. Make those douchebags weep when they aren't #1 anymore.
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Post #14 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:11 pm

Holy fuckin' slapper.

BEAU KNOWS GOALS!

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Post #15 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:11 pm

So anyone that thinks Beau's shot is still weak with his wrist injury, he just blew a slapper past Lundy. WHAMMY!
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Post #16 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:13 pm

Girardi is a bitch, he hits Sid up high and Sid is all "Fuck you too, bitch" then knocks him down and Girardi cries to the ref.

Cunt.
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Post #17 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:15 pm

Beau fucking knows what a blast.
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Post #18 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:16 pm

Breaking news: Craig Adams still sucks at hockey.
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Post #19 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:17 pm

Penguins look hyper, like they all slammed back a few red bulls or some shit.
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Post #20 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:18 pm

Roger Sterling wrote:Breaking news: Craig Adams still sucks at hockey.


Breaking news: The sky is blue, and the sun is hot.
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Post #21 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:20 pm

Rangers are being insanely dirty with Crosby, fucking twats. Sid will take the powerplay and make these assholes pay.

Really hoping Glass fucks someone up on that shit squad as well.
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Post #22 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:21 pm

J.T. Miller forgets that you're not allowed to people from behind, Penis Power Play time. :bugg:
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Post #23 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:23 pm

Rangers blocking more shit then Adblock.
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Post #24 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:24 pm

Lundy is so overrated. That Rags team blocks more shots than anyone in the league.
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Post #25 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:26 pm

Despres hits Hagelin with a shoulder, supposedly it's an elbow.

Good job refs. Dipshits.
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Post #26 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:26 pm

Despres, penalty for being taller than the fucktard he hit.
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Post #27 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:29 pm

Roger Sterling wrote:Despres, penalty for being taller than the fucktard he hit.


The Gary Roberts rule: 2 for too much man.
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Post #28 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:30 pm

Gordon Shumway wrote:The Gary Roberts rule: 2 for too much man.


Except Bylsma will see that as a big mistake and bench him for the next 2 games.
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Post #29 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:30 pm

Fuck!

Bing almost makes it 2-0. Sid terrorizes Lundqvist.
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Post #30 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:31 pm

How the penis did that stay out, Bing needs a 4 leafer.
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Post #31 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:33 pm

Beau is getting some great chances this game.
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Post #32 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:34 pm

See, this is Penguins hockey. Give the Rangers NO time in our end and rush back the other way asap.
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Post #33 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:35 pm

Roger Sterling wrote:Beau is getting some great chances this game.


Beau knows.
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Post #34 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:38 pm

Boutique and Errey both between the benches, Bob for the TV ole 29er for the radio side neat.
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Post #35 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:40 pm

Wow...that's some dirty shit.
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Post #36 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:40 pm

Uhh boarding much? :facepalm:
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Post #37 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:41 pm

Girardi has been hitting Sid up high all fucking game, someone needs to knock that motherfucker out, just straight up Kypreos that bitch the way Vandenbussche did him.
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Post #38 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:41 pm

Oh of course go 4 on 4 to cover you're fucking botch. :facepalm:
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Post #39 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:50 pm

Girardi has had 2 high hits on Crosby now, to his head. You want to play gritty, hit him clean, not dirty you fuck. I don't give a fuck if Glass jumps Girardi and punches him even when he's down, do it. You want to do that twice, someone has got to stand up for Sid and fuck that clown up. Sid can't be fighting and risking a broken hand or anything.
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Post #40 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:53 pm

This Canucks thing is the worst skit I have ever seen.

That Byfuglien thing, uh...he won the cup, he got the last laugh dickwad.
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Post #41 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:03 pm

Roger Sterling wrote:This Canucks thing is the worst skit I have ever seen.

That Byfuglien thing, uh...he won the cup, he got the last laugh dickwad.


I haven't seen that much gay since that half naked gay spartan intro in Ottawa a few years ago.
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Post #42 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:12 pm

Gordon Shumway wrote:I haven't seen that much gay since that half naked gay spartan intro in Ottawa a few years ago.


Lol, I can never take the Sens seriously since that. That was just horrible. It was embarrassing for hockey.
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Post #43 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:14 pm

How did they not call that?
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Post #44 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:17 pm

I can't imagine Paul Martin playing football.
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Post #45 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:21 pm

Holy dick what an outlet pass that was.
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Post #46 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:22 pm

Sid or Tanger need to take Beau under their wing for off season training, that kid is going to be a beast if he can add 10-15lbs of muscle to that skinny frame of his and he wins more battles.
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Post #47 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:22 pm

Gordon Shumway wrote:Holy dick what an outlet pass that was.


That kid is just so damn impressive.
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Post #48 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:23 pm

McFaggot needs a good skull fucking.
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Post #49 by Gordon Shumway » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:23 pm

Dick Rash off Power Play City.
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Post #50 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:24 pm

How the fuck does this powerplay look better than the one with Sid and Neal...lol
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